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A partial solution would be to vote 0's on anything youdon't like. Don't give it a 2 for good effort.

Never heard of it, judging from the title its not that good

At 4/8/09 12:52 AM, zakhep wrote: before you even go to the toilet check the toilet paper

The point of this thing is that you already started crapping

I've never even heard of this story. It sounds pointless and you should spend your time reading and writing about it. I have now wasted 2 minutes of time I could have spent doing anything else.

Well, most of these things will probably happen, but to a lesser degree than is portrayed in movies. Like virtual reality. Video games that feel real will happen, the matrix won't.

Yeah, people complain about photoshoping, but its like their saying "Stop making women hot".

Also, how the fuck is this politics?

Yeah you're not supposed to post links like that, but yours is a L4D forum, not a general zombie survival forum.

At 4/8/09 12:22 AM, Jercurpac wrote: What kind of disgusting, brainless heathen doesn't keep track of how much toilet paper they have in their bathroom? That's pretty much the most basic responsibility that any person can take care of. If you ever find yourself in this situation you might as well just let the shit harden on your dirty retard ass because you don't have the competence to be anything but filthy hobo anyways.

Hey!...Shutup! Don't act so smug, like you havn't done worse shit than this.

Also, I don't think retarded people want to have shit harden on their ass.

At 4/7/09 11:51 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Keep telling me to go fuck myself? If I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be putting my hands up their skirts in the first place.

You answered the question in your post. They tell you to fuck yourself because you shoved your hand up their skirts. I think they're telling you to suck your own dick, not penetrate your ass with your penis.

Cupcakes and muffins are entirely different things. A cupcake with no frosting is still a cupcake.

Well the fact of the matter is that people who aren't christian DO marry. Maybe they should have some other form of marriage for other religions, but it is simpler to have one civil ceremony for all people. Marriage USED to be a christian ceremony, now its a human ceremony.

So there are 3 options:
A) Call for help
B) Use water
C) Use other paper

A paper clip, 1.26$, and a piece of paper thats been through the wash like 6 times and is illegible

At 4/7/09 11:10 PM, DrClay wrote: ....you get a new roll from the cabinet or drawer

And what if you're out there too?

You know when you're in the bathroom, and you're taking a crap, and you look over and there's a bare cardboard tube? And you're like WTF do I do?!? Do I ruin a towel? Do I use my hand? Do I just take a shower when I'm done?

Well, I think its a little odd that even the people saying hentai is bad seem to know alot about it.