New tune up foo

My near-but-not-quite smash hit K'nex and the City extended and remixed (to sound even crappier!).

Why would I need that when I have a BROKEN BOTTLE?

Boy, this new site design is the sex! I miraculously rose 3 levels!

WinTang, wanting tin wang, went to Oz.
"I gnaw tin!", he exclaimed nasally (in twang) to the Tin Man, who replied "but I am brittle as an ant wing! No! Wait! Nng!!

sup dudes?

I'M BACK ONLINE!!!!!!!

Hello lovely people, this is a short message to inform you all that I will be back here shortly. I had to graduate, I had to move, and I had to go on holiday in Hungary where I will leave tomorrow (I currently am in a cosy village library with Internet access) and when I get back home it'll take a week or so to get connected.

Start rejoicing!

Cool... I want to get into Reason too in the near future.

I've been completely busy in school with different theater projects. Still am actually, but I figured it was time to pop my head around the door again - everyone kept PMing me asking if I was dead. Not that I'm fooling anyone. -_-

I'll check on your Reason efforts in due time Zenon! Not now, I gotta sleep. Argh. :)

Perfeck!

How has everybody been?

Ooh you just changed it again, it's better without the "I'm masturbating", that didn't really warrant clarification, did it?

One of the most thorough anticlimaxes I've ever seen. Your cock jokes have definitely reached a new high!

Was that a good comeback post or what?

omg

On January 4th, 2006, WinTang submitted his first work to the Audio Portal, effectively ending the WinTang-less era.

C'mon Rucklo, don't you think it's just funny how you are now to mod what you used to be a part of? That post by Chron was not hostile, it's not like anyone's questioning your integrity.

Anyway, T7online should be added to my list, as I think he's really talented and indepedent at a pretty young age.

At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, unowned wrote: ^^^on the wings of an emo^^^

unowned, aged 14,
Favorite bands:
- linkin park
- my chemical romance
- blink 182

Why can't more people be stupid and silent at the same time?

Hmm...

At 3/17/07 06:42 PM, nelics wrote: Dude i like green day but i think liknin park can do some punk

All right, I'm all for putting a stop on genre fascism, but this is like saying Barbara Streisand can do some gangsta-rap.

At 3/16/07 03:53 PM, Erkie wrote: Apparently this isn't true because I'm still waiting for loads of fangirls, hundreds of reviews, and the inability to post because I'd be busy making shittier music as a result.

You are of course a special case, because you are essentially an asshole. The fact that I like you doesn't really help because I'm equally underrated.

Oh cool, by all means design an album cover for my upcoming album "Gospel for dummies", with "Tjrd" as the artist name. Some reviews and 5's on all your tracks for payment.

The new title should be "Read this before you make a thread" and it should open with a line of welcoming. I think it would be good to make a mention of Rucklo and RageVI being the active and omnipresent mods. I'll look up the various music theory threads when I have more time, they really deserve a mention as well.
Oh and Who's your favorite audio author because duplicates of it pop up very often.

This is basically the concept of PR and in the "real" music industry it unfortunately works exactly the same. If you draw positive attention to yourself, people will want to check out what else you can do.

At 3/15/07 03:27 PM, attemptedperfection wrote:

At 3/15/07 12:08 PM, WinTang wrote: though you may find something to your liking in Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana".

"O Fortuna" is waaaay overused

I agree, and would like to add that the whole Carmina Burana should go to hell and die, what an awful whiney piece of crap.

At some other point, DaGrahamCraka wrote: uh orchestral. duh. jesus your dumb.

Look what just backfired!

At 3/15/07 01:03 PM, ZENON wrote: Dammit Tang, you beat me to it :O I was just about to post that.

Do not give up, young apprentice.

advice on how to take a good crap

Drink a lot of coffee beforehand.

At 3/15/07 10:28 AM, Glib wrote: It's called

Gregorian Chant

100 % Sure.

100% wrong though, since Gregorian chant is unaccompanied and precedes establishment of tonality as we know it.

What tankbusta is looking for is really best described as "Soundtrack", it's a type of music that is hardly ever used outside of movies and video games, because it depends on images to be effective. Classical music is defined way differently, though you may find something to your liking in Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana".

At 3/14/07 09:48 PM, Twitch31 wrote: be you and no one else people's and plz do not be gay. queers may be clean and nice but they are girly men God didn't make them to take it up the ass from other men, that is what women are supposed to do(not that i am being sexist).

I hope they cast you for the next Borat movie.

It's in the comments on the youtube page.
The tune is Dueling Banjos, as famously heard from "Deliverance"

Except when I use one to wink at you in a romantic context.

;)

Eh? Eh?

Myspace thread

That one does not have that ubercool F-word in the title though.

Don't say poo, Father-of-Death.

What is the extension of the file, if it's not mp3? Which program did you use to create it?