Well, I've been practicing Parkour lately mainly as a hobby. I thought that Newgrounds might be a good place to find some people to train with. If you aren't sure what Parkour is since it's not really mainstream yet try some videos on Youtube for Parkour.

I was mainly making this club in search for people to train with, I live in Ronkonkoma, New York and if anybody lives nearby I would love to JAM with you.

Well, to answer this question you would need a measurement of pain. You would also need to factor how long the pain is, how sharp it is, there are different types of pains too.

My question is after the baby is out does it feel good? Like after you finish a huge shit?

Does it matter? I've been here over a year with 1000+ posts and I still see myself as a noob, it doesn't fucking matter.

That's indeed interesting but really quite useless. The only thing I'd use it for is if I'm eating on the computer but if that's the case I can put down whatever the fuck I'm eating and type.
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Most Newgrounders cause mischief once in a while, maybe for fun, maybe for revenge. The biggest concern is usually getting caught! If what you are planning to do is going to be illegal how would you go about not getting caught?

Just for extra precautions I would wear gloves or something to cover your hands, try to remove anything that said you were there and don't tell anybody. Don't brag about doing something stupid, even though it was fun.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

This is one of the best questions I've seen on Newgrounds in a while.. I would probably do A assuming I could kill myself if worst comes to worst but judging by this experiment I don't know if I could.. I would probably summon tons and tons of books, and art supplies. The only reason I would summon a person besides sex would probably to help me learn how to draw.

This thread looks like it can be interesting.. In the text after your Username I think people should write the Town so people can just click without zooming in all the way to see where they are exactly.

I'll visit somebody who's close.. REALLY close..

Well assuming I could go back in time i'd probably go back in time and stop my Dad from getting into a Motorcycle accident by slashing his tires or something.

Madness isn't a very good series anymore, I loved it a few years back. But now it's just boring and repetitive and it doesn't even amuse me anymore.

Please don't use Caps so much. Also why the fuck won't you take her back to the hospital if she coughed up blood all over you?

I'd probably let the One live. I know, it's weird but I feel that the person knows he is going to live and is grateful for it and the other Three have already come to terms with it. I mean it may sound cruel but this is how I see it. I know that there are flaws in my logic but that' what I'd do.

I'm totally bookmarking this, your story is very well written.

And it is all true, Yes?

At 7/7/08 06:38 AM, Tahnok wrote: tank_sm.gif

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Put it on your fingertips.

Well I remember Morichax as being one of the few females of Newgrounds, and I know of Lampface but I don't know anything about him.

Ngman is pretty well known in my opinion, a very good poster usually.

Back in elementary school I came up with this marvelous idea. When you buy a TV there's a big red button on it, the remote that comes with the TV also has one. If you lose the remote you press the button on the TV and the remote beeps and the button flashes. Kind of like the Page thing for the phone.

I wanted to actually make it and I asked my Dad to Patton the idea but he never did. A few months ago I saw something like it in a magazine.

Fuck.

That's what they do in art classes, at first it may seem weird but you'll get over it. It's very good practice, better then a picture. Enjoy your class.

You're art is fucking fantastic, especially the last one. I'm really looking forward to how this thread will turn out, I'm bookmarking this..

I used to feel that I had an eating disorder, I was never hungry when my families and I ate meals. But then I realized I just eat whem just eat when I'm hungry, like I wouldn't be hungry at dinner but I'd eat a few hours later. It might just be that you're hungry at strange times?

I honestly don't know, but try forcing yourself to eat food.

Evilbowser, X-factor11, and I can't really think of that many more off the top of my head.

I've had this signature for a few months, I bet somebody will remember it..

At 7/7/08 11:05 AM, CartoonDiablo wrote:

Here is a typical shit comic.

Well actually in that comic there wasn't any text at all..

Personally I like the comic, it's really not that funny but it holds my interest so I read it. Although I've never actually read Penny Arcade I'll go google it..

Formally known as

Originality

Paige and the storm troopers from the Deathstar.

If you're in your little crane doing your thing and a terrorist in a helicopter was flying by after destroying a building would you attack it or let the government do it's job?

Has any crane operator committed suicide by jumping off the crane?

Does that shirt say Fuck the color blind?

Well the 6 student rule sounds like a good idea, make sure to have a camera and every aisle and the row of all the drinks, kids will not want to steal as easily if they are being watched. Even check the tapes later for the kids, just so you can be ready next time they come in.

Of course, keep the candy bars and stuff that are easy to steal in your visible range, so keep candy in the aisle in front of the register at the counter and try to have energy drinks view, maybe close to the candy because I know when my friends steal from places (I don't do it so often anymore) they always go for the energy drinks.

That was a long sentence..

Leonardo Da Vinci, one of the greatest people to ever live.

I believe Hitler was a good leader who was looking for the best of his people, even if he did kill millions it was sort of like his idea of getting rid of the week. Even if he did kill millions of people I have to give him credit that he was a good leader, such a small country almost defeated the United States of America.

Well knowing this knowledge may change the course by just knowing what's at the end of the line. Lets say you open the book and you find out 'Hmm, I will have sex with Molly on Sunday'. Well, maybe knowing this will change the events, until Sunday you will keep telling yourself that you will be having sex with Molly because that's what the book says. Well, maybe since you think you will have sex with Molly you decide to go get pizza instead of going to the library like you originally planned. Maybe something was supposed to happen at the library which would lead you to have sex with Molly. Or maybe the book knew that you would get pizza instead of going to the library so you will end up having sex with Molly because you went to get pizza.

What?

Well, I wasn't very hungry today so for dinner I had an Apple, Pepsi, and an Ice cream cone.

I didn't think it was weird at the time..

At 7/2/08 09:02 PM, Adio-Element wrote: I would change it, but its kinda sentimental.

How the hell is that sentimental? Because you're a hardcore skateboarder (I assume this from the name seeing that these are skateboarding brands).

I don't really like my name but I've grown accustomed to it so I use it on most places I go to as my account name.

My first forum was Gamefaqs Runescape forum! Then I finally was there long enough to become a legend, but I didn't like that forum very much.

My brother still goes on that forum, he's been on it for 8 years so I guess it must be good, I just don't like the slow responses.

I would definitely love to see a knife that you could open and close, although I'm not 100% sure how you would go about that.