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I got them out and am doped up now. Dicuss your dental adventures.

I am in some way related to this entire thread.

At 6/26/09 03:01 AM, killerhatch wrote:

At 6/25/09 11:30 PM, WingCommand wrote: How could you do this to us Rig? This just makes me want to....

You fail, as there is no angrehfaic on your post.

Do you not see the giant angryfaic I put in as improvisation?

How could you do this to us Rig? This just makes me want to....

At 6/25/09 11:06 PM, tankbuster781 wrote: what should I do?
Its hanging out of his hand but it's halfway. What can I do?
(i'll show pics later)

We can't properly diagnose the problem if we don't know what we are dealing with. You can't fix a broken arm if you don't know anything about the arm.

At 6/24/09 08:15 PM, nihilii wrote:

At 11/20/08 08:21 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: When half the time is still five times a day that's kinda inevitable ;)

You cannot divide 5 by 2.

10 divided by 2 is 5. 5 is half of 10.

Maths.

At 6/24/09 02:39 AM, RobertJ wrote:

At 6/24/09 02:37 AM, WingCommand wrote:

At 6/24/09 02:34 AM, RobertJ wrote: How many lobsters can a greyhound fetch in 69 hours if the local Wal-Mart has been selling water cola for the past 3.14159 days, and snakes have been infesting the church at dawn?

Am I cool yet?

Georgia O'Keeffe.

No, you see, the lobsters have been marinating in barbecue liquor, thus making the radius of the head inaccurate. You were close.

I see where I went wrong. The answer was actually the sum of the square root of the number of gay pharmacists in North Dakota. Then you take that number and multiply it by Tom Sawyer squared. Factoring this number by the number of angles in an eagle's nest will give you the proper answer.

At 6/24/09 02:34 AM, RobertJ wrote: How many lobsters can a greyhound fetch in 69 hours if the local Wal-Mart has been selling water cola for the past 3.14159 days, and snakes have been infesting the church at dawn?

Am I cool yet?

Georgia O'Keeffe.

At 6/24/09 01:05 AM, Sanjay wrote:

Easy, they used a GameShark that they bought off eBay for the same cost as a shopping cart that has wheels that are capable of turning 71* every other Monday afternoon while a woman on a cellphone parallel parks a Toyota Subaru in front of a green mailbox. The baby diapers are in aisle 16 and are tax free.

Now I have a question that has been bugging me.

If a cockroach has $60 and a cat smiles after Vijay Singh gets a double bogey on the 14th hole, where does toilet paper come from?

Obviously, the smiling cat touches the hearts of the young children, and these children ask their parents for pets. Cats shit on the couch though, so the parents buy crack and cockroaches. They lose $20 for every five cockroaches they buy. Toilet paper comes from rift in the space time continuum created by the depression of the parents for their loss and from the crack withdrawal. Toilet paper is actually made os Stephen Hawking.

At 6/24/09 12:47 AM, Sanjay wrote:

At 6/24/09 12:43 AM, Ryane926 wrote: But Sanjay, you forgot to add the pidgeon hunters on their way to the grocery store to pick up supplies for their hunting trip into the equation, thus making your answer unaccurate.

pidgeons and pigeons are two different creatures. The pidgeon hunters were too busy hunting in the state of North Dakota to have any significant influence on the unknown number of shopping carts at the grocery store. the pigeon hunters were all on vacation in Texas. The store's parking lot is located on the moon.

We all know the moon is made of the cheese gnomes jizz. So if the shopping carts wheels turn 7 degrees when pushed by a pregnant lady at 52 km/h, this is only if the solar radiation doesn't make the whipped cream curdle. The shopping carts all need to be put back into their slots so they can be cleaned. It take 6 Jupiter hours to clean the crusting jizz off the wheels. As this is occurring, the shoppers are unable to load their lettuce into the backs of their Toyota Subaru's. How did the Lakers beat the Cubs in a game of undersea bomb making?

At 6/24/09 12:09 AM, Gooch wrote:

At 6/24/09 12:06 AM, Sanjay wrote:

Okay, if you are skateboarding in a crowded elevator and it starts to thundersnow, how many pigeons does it take to do your grocery shopping?

For every black man in the store there are 7 pigeons, and I like to bath in chopped lettuce. Because I weigh more than a sack of pudding, but the lettuce is weighed in stones, I require 68 pigeons. The thundersnow changes the acidity of the lettuce and burns a hole through the truck the pigeons are driving. The truck slides on the thunder and backflips into the ocean. Nine pigeons survive. How many shopping carts were in the parking lot?

Vultures and other animals that feast on dead animals.

I have a summer that's mostly free. Give me the motivation to go out and run instead of being a lazy fat ass. The plus is if I get healthier, I'll be so hawt, and I may finally get some pussay.

At 6/22/09 11:14 PM, KP94 wrote: Your wrong.
Where is my Led Zeppelin Complete Box Set with DVDs and CDs?

You're wrong.

Also, why the fuck can't you do your own search for this shit. It is some obscure object that nobody else here cares about. lrn2dowork.

At 6/16/09 09:40 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: THE GAME?

what the hell! i just went from my user page to the flash portal and i saw something flash so i refreshed it and screen cap'd it and i notices something...

Well take a look!

It is a clever photoshop. You can because if you compare the size and shape of the two e's, they are different.

At 6/17/09 01:59 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Boredom? This is what it amounts to.

That was amazing, what was the video you got the audio from? I know it's a spoof of the japanese McDonald's commercials.

At 6/19/09 01:52 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 6/19/09 01:43 PM, zrick wrote: I think someone has already mentioned it in this thread but folded pizza i commonly known as a Calzone.

However, Calzone isn't quite the same as just taking a regular pizza and folding it in half, which I think was implied here.

They're much more delicious than just plain folded pizza.

A calzone is like taking the uncooked pizza and cooking it folded. This thread is about post-cooked pizza folding.

It really depends on the pizza. If you have a big slice of a thin crust pizza, when you pick it up by the crust, the end that you put in your mouth droops down. By folding the pizza, it creates a support for the end of the pizza.

At 6/19/09 12:51 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: If the person who scouted you gets unscouted, so do you.

This could explain it.

But don't you realize that this causes a chain reaction of unscouting?

At 6/16/09 10:19 PM, El-Mistro wrote:

Oh no, I can't waste away my life on video games, so instead of going outside and making something of myself, I'm going to beat the shit out of my friend who was, and go to juvenile detention, and what is this I don't even.

You just made yourself look like an idiot. Before you post like you know me, you HAVE to know me. There for you fail. And btw, the only reason why I would beat my friend to a pulp is because of the wasted xbox in my room. Things cost money. And If I lose money because of somebody, I'm gonna be pist. No need to reply, you have nothing else to say other than opinions.

I don't care if I look like an idiot. Just call up Microsoft, tell them a hacker stopped you from getting on to XBox Live, and ask them to cancel your account. Then buy Orange Box and play Portal. Conflict avoided.

At 6/16/09 10:13 PM, El-Mistro wrote: But like I said. It's been saying it's offline for me for 5 days now. And since you guys are saying it's been offline for one day, that means I got hit. And this hacker dude is real. I've met him and watched him do his magic. If I can't sign on it the next day, I'm gonna beat my x friend to a bloody pulp

Oh no, I can't waste away my life on video games, so instead of going outside and making something of myself, I'm going to beat the shit out of my friend who was, and go to juvenile detention, and what is this I don't even.

At 10/27/07 08:34 PM, Ceti wrote: I call bullshit I mean what are they going to do drop rice from a helicopter over Africa. Also it's really boring I mean after ten question I just said fuck it and answered wrong on purpose. Starve blackies FUCKING STARVE!

Those ads on the page are part of the whole process.

Apple is a company, all those things you listed are things any company would have or could have done.

At 6/14/09 05:46 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Does anyone else here on Newgrounds like Animal Collective? They're a great band, I just got into them. They're kinda weird, but still amazing. I suggest you listen to them now.

discuss and shit

Strawberry Jam. Amazing.

At 6/14/09 04:17 PM, DarkRedFlame wrote:

At 6/14/09 04:14 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:
Can you say meet up?

I've seen you at the fairmont pool skating, if I see you again i'll talk to you.

Lol, this is funny, I wish i knew NGers near me.

At 6/14/09 03:45 PM, froggerfreak wrote: I have 65 dollars for bestbuy and it expires in a week what should i buy?

Buy Starcraft and Starcraft Brood War. They are fun, free online too.

At 6/14/09 03:38 PM, Myillusions wrote: no jesus was a human he was no god
they only said he was god because he got nails stuck in his wrists

Jebus was son of God. He is a demi-god, hence the healing and all that cool shit that happens in the bible.

At 6/13/09 10:52 PM, scarykid wrote:

At 6/13/09 10:49 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Holy shit, dude, you should totally send that to all of your friends and ruin her career as a teacher!

lol that would be hilarious..but suck because she is one of the few hot teachers there!

I will try searching for the other one but I probably wont find it

Obviously blackmail her into sexing you. Then after a nice long year of hawt sexing, sue her for statutory rape.

At 6/14/09 12:12 AM, Skulsta wrote: I have no idea what the fuck you just said, and have no clue as to what CC is.

But I have been partially deaf for 5 years since I was 10.

Close captioning. The stuff on the bottom of the screen that tells you what is being said.

At 6/13/09 04:01 PM, bgraybr wrote: It's a lazy day today, so I decided to get on my computer. Then I thought, why not take my computer outside! So I went outside and sat on my porch (which is covered btw so no problem with glare). I hear birds singing. I think I'll go make some lemonade.

It's raining. I'd rather not destroy my $1500 Macbook.