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At 7/24/09 02:28 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: This is hilarious.

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Englishman in New York, you will be blocked from editing. Shreevatsa (talk) 16:03, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait, why did you mess with Sussudio?! NOOOO

If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Sussudio

I know who reported it.

At 7/23/09 09:29 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Chances are,

Chances are, if you are on NewGrounds, you are 13 years old and too young to get a job.

At 7/22/09 07:50 PM, Shikamarana wrote: I'm a Hardcore Oxygenarian.

I have a spleen of steel.

Fuck you!!! Hardcore Boozetafarianism is where it's at!

At 7/21/09 09:57 PM, Elios wrote:

Actually they run on those "spark" things that live inside of them. I've never even heard of a Transformer show/movie even mentioning gasoline.

During the Transformer's movie. At one part. One of the transformers "pissed" on a humen. The piss looked just like petrol.

This is a stupid idea. It is stupid and we should hate it.

Troll, troll, troll.

At 7/22/09 10:39 AM, lawlmaster wrote: They never have sex during their mod meats.

They love steak.

How come CHP is making all the sigs? You are on lazy fat kid with a jetpack.

At 7/19/09 09:35 PM, THEJamoke wrote:
The point is, don't ruin a whole phrase just because you thought it was funny to bandwagon jump.

At 7/19/09 09:39 PM, VirusN wrote: toasting in epic bread

*cough*

At 7/19/09 09:29 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

So.. shoot. i probably can only take 50 specific requests and 100 whatever request since I have 100 made already.

Okay, put my username with some fancy colors and shit that compliment my Fab aura and level weapon.

At 7/19/09 09:35 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Personally,

Toasting in an epic bread.

Bob Barker is probably the hottest thing in this world.

At 7/18/09 09:59 PM, FrozenTrooper wrote: Oh man, I wonder who this lucky duck is. I mean, who doesn't want that username and profile URL? Oh, that's right, me.

He created it four days ago and hasn't done ANYTHING!!!

"This thread is specifically for you guys to talk and socialize and have a miny "chat-like" thread where you can all just hang and give everyone an update on how you are doing, how your day went etc."

Some of us just aren't that good at chatting.

At 7/17/09 11:48 AM, audz wrote: Did your fingers hurt when you started playing guitar?

Yes, they are supposed to hurt. If you keep practicing, you'll get blisters. Don't pop them, let them heal. The healed blisters turn into calluses. The calluses make it less painful to play.

I hope the mods know that they basically handed a +1 thread to us.

At 7/17/09 11:11 AM, STEM wrote: The needle is most likely a hollow tube, to allow carbon dioxide or some other kind of substance escape from the lungs. That's my guess anyway.

A shunt.

At 7/16/09 11:16 PM, MidnightEscapeArtist wrote: Who out there turns your crank in a particular way, beyond the marketed ideas of sex and the mainstream view of beauty?

Me it's Detective Olivia Benson, from Law & Order: SVU.

And I meant the character, not the actress. Don't ask me why...

Olivia is pretty. I like watching Law & Order.

At 7/17/09 12:19 AM, simon wrote:

At 7/17/09 12:18 AM, WingCommand wrote: I'm allergic to Gateau.

You're allergic to gateau, or an ingrediant in gateau?

Sucks to be you either way, LMAO.

I'm allergic to sexy people.

And milk.

At 7/17/09 12:16 AM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 7/17/09 12:15 AM, simon wrote:

Hi Gateau.

Damn Gateau looks delish... D:

I'm allergic to Gateau.

Hi, guys. I'm new to the internet! I want to make friends. Who can be helping?

At 7/17/09 12:08 AM, OneWordName wrote:

At 7/17/09 12:05 AM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote:

At 7/16/09 11:34 PM, UploaderX wrote: There are few the first top hottest is Megan Fox.

True. MEGAN FOX BEATS ALL! SOO HOT!

Soooo hot

What the fuck is up with her thumb?

At 7/17/09 12:03 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 7/17/09 12:00 AM, Helicopterz wrote: i would just like to tell you guys that I simply love neapolitan mastiffs

aren't they cute?

Yes, JackPhantasm, they are. (cover blown)

d00d, that wuz toatly not kewl. u bish, go 2 hll,

Time to introduce myself.

Hi, I'm WingCommand. I created this account a few years back. I left the site for a year because I was not mature enough to appreciate the flash, audio, and BBS. I came back around some time in 2008. I think it was because of some songs in the audio portal. I got hooked back to Newgrounds then and have been a regular ever since.

At 7/16/09 10:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Hi I'm 7.

I like kittens and chocolate.

Though not together.

I love you all.

Why not?

We should change the name of this thread to "The Asylum."

Also, I got an infection after my wisdom teeth surgery. Now I have 11 to do whatever i please with. Vicodin

You should edit your userpage than.

At 7/15/09 12:42 PM, seductive-dolli wrote: congrats my friend....YOU ARE FREE!!!!!! free I say as long as you have gasoline lol >:D

I have enough gasoline to drive me to my bitches and hoes.

I can drive legally with a parent in the car!! Who here can drive? Who can't? Give me tips on not dieing in a fiery car crash.

At 7/14/09 09:38 PM, CalvinGodly wrote:

At 7/14/09 07:40 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Friction.

So the moon would slowly loose orbital speed, and soon enough it would plummet into earth.this.

Then why don't we just crash the moon into the russians?

At 7/14/09 07:00 PM, BattleFieldNoob wrote:

At 7/14/09 05:50 PM, mystro wrote: who knows i was thinking though why don't we put a shitload of like solar panels in space then we can beam that energy back to earth which would rule although i may have read that in a book or something

through the air.

Okay students, what have we learned about space in science class today?
There is no air in space!

The moon is also very far away.