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Response to: Photoshop The Rock driving Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

At 8/1/09 02:23 PM, LK412 wrote:
At 7/29/09 11:21 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Audiophiles will easily understand this.
I was laughing my ass off for 5 minutes

I don't get it. Explain.

Response to: Best Wasted Usernames... Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

Gagsy.

Response to: What other forums do you frequent? Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

VGCats Forum.

Response to: Mozart Effect Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

At 7/31/09 10:44 PM, NinjaGuy wrote:

People don't realize though, it make your child more sophisticated, and deep in thought, therefore, they have a lack of creativity growing up, but have a great ability to learn.

So what happens if we give them both Mozart and something extremely creativity inducing AT THE SAME TIME!
We can create superhuman babies this way!!

Response to: I stopped a robbery! Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

At 7/31/09 08:31 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: This is Mario....
(I have a texture pack on my Project 64 for this, that's why it looks different)

You really think that guy was serious about thinking the game was Mario?!?!

Response to: Meanest thing to nature. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

At 7/30/09 09:48 PM, LTmatt wrote:
At 7/30/09 09:46 PM, evan210 wrote: Whoops
whoops

That poop looks familiar. Was it taken on a camping trip?

Response to: Don't fight your parents. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

My dad got out of Cuba before the Castro gained power. And you think your parents are special.

Response to: Attention Newgrounds! Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I'd let Gagsy suck my cock. But only because I'm a ronery basement dweller desperate for any sort of sexual contact.

Response to: Awesome Starcraft Screeny Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I know a guy who plays profesional starcraft. He has met many high level blizzard staff.

Response to: Microsoft and Yahoo Team Up Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

I like Google better. It's nice and plain. I went to the homepage of Bing, and I was bombarded by colors and pictures. This immense amount of colors overrided my brain and made me forget what I was searching for.

Response to: Coastal or Inland? Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Well, I guess since my state is in the East Coast, that means I live in a coastal area. But I would have to disagree, because I live away from the ocean. I'm in forested area on a hill. That is not coast.

Response to: Official Fitness Thread Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

At 7/28/09 10:19 PM, Warrickneff wrote:

At 7/28/09 10:16 PM, WingCommand wrote: Why is this thread dead? Newgrounds needs to get healthier!!
Some of us are already healthy!

Impossible!!! This is the internet! No one is skinny here!

I'm not really skipping meals. I'm just randomly snacking because my mom hasn't gone to the store yet. (She is tomorrow though.) I'm going to start walking my dog up and down this hill I live on. Doing that every night is definitely a good cardio workout. And hopefully I can get it to be a routine task that I do every night.

Response to: Official Fitness Thread Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Why is this thread dead? Newgrounds needs to get healthier!!

Response to: New York Has Hot Girls Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

She had a nice ass though. I stared at it. I don't give a fuck.

Response to: New York Has Hot Girls Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

At 7/28/09 06:16 PM, STEM wrote: If you're a hot chick and want to score a deal as a model but don't have any connections, walking around for hours in the city is a good option. Never know who is going to stop and ask you if you'd like to follow him to his company building to do some photography work. Or to his van.

And with this message, hundreds of Newgrounders jumped into their white vans on a pilgrimage to New York...

New York Has Hot Girls Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Man, New York City is just fucking awesome. I love it. It's got everything. Great food, Broadway has some good shit, and then there's the girls. I was in NYC today. I was waiting for the subway. And there was this girl. And I was like DAT ASS. Discuss why NYC has so many hawt chicks.

Response to: Official Fitness Thread Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

I'm eating healthier because my mom has yet to buy any fucking food to eat. I have one 15 pound dumbell, and I'm planning to walk my dog more or get a jump rope.
Is this a decent workout? I'm not into getting super buff, just not fat.

Response to: Delicious Eggs! Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Raw eggs and soy sauce made anon puke.

Response to: Tooth help please? :( Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 10:27 PM, Odie147 wrote: Yeah, so it been a long time since I went to the dentist (about 4 months ish) and it feels like one of my wisdom teeth has swollen, should I go get this checked out? It hurts immesenly if I chew on it.

Dont you guys fucking hate tooth aches? What are your worst expericanries of tooth ache?

Mine is when my tooth spazzed out on me and cracked whilst eating, my mouth was full of blood, gross

It's probably your wisdom tooth trying to grow through your gums. Go to the dentist to get x-rays to make sure it's growing right and determine if you need to have your wisdoms surgically removed or anything.

Response to: Augh, Wisdom Teeth.. Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

I got them out. It hurt. And then I got an infection. But it was able to drain. So no pain or swelling for me. But, I did get Antibiotics and 12 vicodin!! I have 11 vicodin for whenever the fuck I want.

Response to: Welcome to the end of fucking... Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

School is actually pretty cool. And since it's still warm. All the girls are fucking hot and in short short-shorts. I'm gonna use this last month of freedom to buff up a bit with my 15 lb dumbbell and maybe do some running and biking too! And I won't be a ronery basement dweller. I'll be a ronery school dweller.

Response to: 14 year old girl tased in head Posted July 27th, 2009 in General

At 7/27/09 01:02 PM, Dropkicked wrote: I can't stand pigs.

I love bacon!

Response to: 5k for a 20p piece with no date!! Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

At 7/26/09 09:43 PM, Piss wrote:
At 7/26/09 09:42 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 7/26/09 09:34 PM, BmBeaR wrote:
I mean who would pay £5000 for something woth 100 times less?
Europeans.

I did something there, but I'm not quite sure what.
Empyreans.

Emporiums?

Response to: Super virus created by the internet Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

Viruses don't create themselves. Viruses are made. By people. You fail!

Super virus created by the internet

Response to: Free meal with a twist. Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

The pussies of the most beautiful women in the world.

Response to: dnb song (too large for portal) Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

Cut it in half. Make a part one and part two.

Response to: How do I make tap water taste bett- Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

Tap water in America is pretty good. Your just so used to the soda, that anything that isnt soda tastes like shit.

Response to: Tom - Suggestion for Medal System Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

At 7/24/09 10:14 PM, Twilight wrote: Why the hell does everyone want XP from this? Do you know how fucked up that would be for pimp?

HEY YOU SPENT 10 YEARS TRYING TO GET TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL BUT WE MADE IT EASIER FOR EVERYONE TO CATCH UP TO YOU LOL 10 YEAR WASTED LULULULUL.

What's this? An easier way to get to level 60?! I'm sure Pimp would be ecstatic.

Response to: People Who Can't Quote Properly... Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Don't hate on people who can't quote. There isn't a sign telling you how to quote. I learned by pressing the quote button and realizing that colons are used to quote.

Response to: I Know a Pornstar! Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

She looks hotter in the pics where it looked like she wasn't a pornstar.