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At 5/27/09 12:05 AM, Malachy wrote: Back in grade school they taught us home-row and proper keyboarding skills. I don't know if they still teach it today in elementary schools, but it would not have any type of effect on my typing since I know how to type properly. The only keys that would give me a problem would if somebody blacked out what the keys said on my laptop and I needed to use the Fn key to type in certain things (like number pad, prnt scrn)

I think Elementary School was really stupid. They did things like teaching a skill that could be important, but then you go to middle school and they don't continue teaching those skills. Because of this, I cannot type using the home-row, or write in cursive. Fuck you, school, fuck you.

The man isn't Nigerian, so it must be real!

And this is why I use a Mac.

At 5/26/09 07:36 PM, WingCommand wrote: Illegal Text

In case you don't know what the programs are:

Finder, Dashboard, QuickSilver, iChat, Safari, iMovie, iWeb, iDVD, iTunes, iPhoto, iCal, GarageBand, Excel, Entourage, Word, Powerpoint, QuickTime, TextEdit, System Preferences, StarCraft, Nestopia, KiGB, VirtualBox, Reason, Audacity.

Illegal Text

And yet people are afraid to talk about sex publicly.

This thread is quite punny.

I though Plethora was a fancy nick-name, but it was taken, BY MYSELF!!!

I also took DoorIsAjar

At 5/23/09 11:45 PM, Rig wrote: I am pleased with your muffiny offering.

Rig, I accept.

At 5/23/09 11:34 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: My penis could beat the shit out of Rig's penis.

Can your penis prevent forest fires?

At 5/23/09 10:17 PM, Skulsta wrote: Do you think he'll like it?

His left nipple is pointy.

At 5/23/09 04:42 PM, Goonie wrote: Seriously.. this is the worse attention "if statement" implied whoring thread ever. In the mean time, it is funny seeing all the kiddies wanting power. You may as well give it to an x-mod like Ozcar or someone who is a good example on the bbs.

I never said I wanted modship, I only said I want Elios to have modship.

Lock-day is a day where everything gets locked. Stay off NewGrounds and you won't risk losing all your things.

Give it to Elios.

We have found the ancient ancestors of DickNeck.

You don't realize how old that is. It's still fun to watch though.

Heavy Duty.

At 5/20/09 10:08 PM, Techno wrote:

At 5/20/09 10:06 PM, WingCommand wrote: I called Jade a whore. Bannage ensued.

And Morichax, nothing personal just no talking behind peoples backs, not cool mate.

I call everyone whores. But yeah, I'm sorry, Mori and Jade, you're not whores.

I called Jade a whore. Bannage ensued.

I usually never put a mood in but, the one I have now is my favorite.

I've been banned a lot. Some of them were for making stupid spam posts in spam threads. Looking back on them, I still chuckle a bit.

Just because the Mayans said 2012 doesn't mean anything will happen. That logic is the same as if I picked a random date out of a hat, and said that the world will end on that day.

Usually, if you are in a self-defense situation, you aren't going to think about whether or not you should hit the person just because of their gender. Your brain would probably just make you fight back instinctually.

At 5/18/09 05:27 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 5/18/09 05:23 PM, Boggerbead wrote: Also, as I have not shown any animosity to you, or anyone else on this site, please return the favor. If I fuck up in my own language, I expect someone to tell me about it.

Then you expect people to have as much free time and motivation to look like assbags as you do, which isn't necessarily the case.

I'd quit now while you're ahead before you piss off everyone on the website with your arrogance.

It's actually "ass-bags." You forgot the hyphen.

This is a bad idea, most people on the internet spell so bad that trying to fix their sentences would be like trying to cook pot roast by throwing cubes of ice at the refrigerator.

I heard the ringing is usually the sound of the thin hairs in your cochlea (lol cock) healing themselves. This means though, that they had to have been damaged in some way before.

Dear Mr. OP,

I hereby challenge you to use a musician's point of view to point out flaws in rap.

~WingCommand~

At 5/14/09 06:09 PM, Saen wrote:

At 5/14/09 06:01 PM, Fim wrote: linky link

This song isn't any better. Ok and this is the last link to rap music that i will listen too!! Trust me i have heard plenty of examples, more than enough to formulate my opinion. It's all the same. You can call it whatever you want; "Gangsta rap" and all of its affiliates all have that same repeating synthesized noise in the background, a terrible singer trying to sound tough, and poorly placed and abused vile language. Lets face it, rap is not as intimidating as it used to be.

It's not that rap as a genre is bad, but it's that the kids of this day are easily entertained by the crappier rap. There are some rap artists that are really good. Just because kids today listen to crappy rap doesn't mean the entire genre of rap is also crap.

At 5/13/09 08:34 PM, Saen wrote: Rap, repetitive, no instruments, synthesized vocals, pathetically intimidating. Thats rap in a nutshell. Why are we hooked on this moth vomit? It is not "badass", "crunk", or "penile inflating", as most advocates portray it. The next time you observe some hip hop youngster blasting his/her stereo with this "shit in the foreskin", ziplock your anal excretions and ejaculate it at him/her.

We just have to wait it out. Eventually the teens who listened to rap will grow older and change music tastes or just have less influence on musical interests of others. I for one hope we go into a "Jazz" phase. Jazz music is awesome. If you want to help end the "rap" phase, you should just get other genres of music (Do jazz) and play it everywhere. Hopefully, some kid will hear that music and might experience a change in music they listen to. Then if that kid listens to that type of music it could start a chain reaction.
Also, you could try promoting concerts and events that are affiliated with your peculiar genre of music.

I for one want another jazz era. Jazz music is awesome and all the people from the age of jazz are awesome.

Lol big words.

I made it so that clicking my signature sends you to the screen to send a PM to me. Have fun kiddies.

At 5/13/09 11:03 PM, g0t wrote:

At 5/13/09 11:02 PM, WingCommand wrote: Because everybody on Newgrounds understands nuclear fission.

Or fusion?

Either one works. As long as my point that a majority of people on Newgrounds have no knowledge or education of the nuclear field of SCIENCE.