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Stomp a fuckin' mud hole in his ass. Especially, BUST HIS NUTS. Who gives a shit about the consequences that's bullshit.
I'd have yelled it out loud in the bus, and if the teacher bitched told them FUCK YOU do your job.

I remember that happening to me when i was in my late single digits (not to mention the couple of times i DID fall off the bed while sleeping, then waking up and going WTF!?).
One thing that still happens every so often is it seems like i've woken up, but i can't move (and sometimes even have a little trouble breathing). I'm aware of it so i try jerking my body, which wakes me up the rest of the way or something. It's hard to describe.

At 1/8/09 10:34 PM, carbonwater wrote: You ever notice how whenever you're watching a movie or TV when a character is playing a game, they're always playing it wrong?

I remember in one of the Beethoven movies a couple of kids were "playing" Super Mario Bros. 3 and mashing their controllers at the same time and saying sometime like "Hey that was my powerup" "Don't worry, i'll let you get the next one", even though only one player plays at once.

And they always make up names for consoles and games, obviously to bypass any legal laws. But come on, do they live in some fantasy universe where they can play games that not even us gamers have heard of?

Stop it guys, we always notice.

Your forgetting. It's Hollywood. They ALWAYS fuck stuff up. They don't care if it's accurate or not as long as people like it and it brings in the bucks.
If you think video games are bad, if you're into trains they do even worse. Virtually NOTHING they put into movies about them is right. The only exceptions i've seen are Switchback, and The Polar Express (they actually did extensive research to get the train right in that movie). Here's a spoiler. If a train seperates into 2 parts (uncoupled) while moving, BOTH - PARTS - STOP. That's the safety feature of the brakes that Hollywood always convienently looks over.
Another example. Twister was ruined by some of the stunts they pulled like rolling an entire house onto the highway WHEN THE TORNADO WASN'T EVEN NEAR IT, and it just happens the tornado is smart enough to drop everything in front of the main characters as they flee. That's a level of stupidity over 9,000 there.
I'm sure there's other cases, i just can't remember them ATM.

At 1/8/09 10:30 PM, AntiangelicAngel wrote:

At 1/8/09 10:24 PM, RWT wrote:

The costs required per megawatt produced are much cheaper for nuclear. Wind turbines require maintenance that far exceeds the cost of disposing of nuclear waste (When compared to the power produced). As long as we have salt domes...

Not to mention many people bitch about having the turbines in their back yard or cluttering up the landscape. Including Democrats themselves)

Is that true? Even with the national gov't money used to provide security? You'd think nuclear would take similar maintenance, and large amounts of staffing. You could well be right, but keep in mind the waste needs security for the next several thousand years, and that has to be factored into the equation.

Again, Yucca Mountain is pretty much going to be on the doorsteps of Nellus AFB and Area 51. Security is not an issue.

In the meantime, the supply of coal from the Powder River Basin in Wyoming (some of the cleanest coal arround BTW) is expected to last arround another 100 years, so people like me will get to watch over a hundred of these coming in and out of there a day :) (or at least until Obama bans coal power plants)

The're is no excuse for violent protests that target people who had nothing to do with what happened, regardless of what happened. Those who do are proving the're a bunch of dickheads who really don't care about what happened, they just want to start trouble, much like a troll.

(a big, Godot style) HA!
This contradicts what that religous whack job says.

My collection is almost total retro.

Sega Genesis

F-22 interceptor
Columns
Sonic 2
Tom and Jerry
Mega Bomberman
Beavis and Butthead
Champoinship R/C Pro Am

8 bit Nintendo!

High speed (pinball)
Airwolf
kiwi Craze
Dr Mario
Whomp em'
Lolo
Lolo 2
Lolo 3
Chip N' Dale rescue rangers
Milon's secret castle
Bomberman 2
Bomberman
Side Pocket
Tetris
Solomon's Key
Pinball
Casino Kid
Adventure island 3
Castlevania
Nobunga's Ambition (finished it several times)
Raid on Bungeling bay
Digger t rock
F-15 city war
F-15 strike eagle
Jackal
Mechanized attack
Hunt for red october
Top gun
Top gun 2
Captain Skyhawk
Firehawk
Twin cobra
Flight of the intruder
1943
1942
Afterburner
Zelda
Zelda 2
Rampage
Excitebike
Vegas dream
Uninvited
Gauntlet
Gauntlet 2
Klax
Super Sprint
Millipede
Rainbow islands (blah)
Dragon warrior 2 (still haven't finished it!!!)
Dragon warrior
Felix the cat
Jaws
Loopz
Lunar pool
Knight Rider
SMB / Duck hunt
SMB 2
Joust
R/C Pro Am
Bubble Bobble

Sega 8 bit
Rescue mission
Alex kid: the lost stars (i HATE this game)
Hang on / Safari hunt (came with the deck)
Kenseiden
Outrun
Trans Bot
Thunder blade
Where I T W is Carmen sandiego
World grand prix
Space harrier
Govellius , valley of doom
Casino Games
The Ninja

N64
Super mario 64
Zelda, ocarina of time

PS2 (no longer have the deck though)
Nascar 2003
Nascar 2004

Super Nintendo

Wheel of fortune deluxe ed.
Family Dog
Break thru!
Super Caesaes pallace
Monopoly
Super adventure island
Jeopardy
Top Gear
Yoshi's safari (gun broke)
Mario Kart
Super mario world
S M all stars
Mario paint
Zelda, link to the past
Super Bomberman
Air Strike Patrol
Desert strike
Turn and burn: no fly zone
UN squadron
Super Battleship

PS1
Driver 2
Toca championship racing
Battle stations
Eagle 1 harrier attack
Ace combat 3 (war game after war game. what can i say i have an appetite for destruction >:) )
Dukes of hazzard, racing for home
Destruction derby 2
Nascar racing 96'
Nascar 98'
Nascar 99'
Nascar 2001
Nascar 2002
Jigsaw madness (lame)
Looney tunes sheep raider
Spyro 2
Bomberman party edition
Caesars palace 2
Golden Nugget
Sim City 2000

Tandy color computer

Pinball
Star blaze
Downland
Demolition derby
Polaris (same as missle command)
Demon attack

Plus a few for the Tandy Intellivision O_o (haven't played them in years though)

Also have a joystick which has several of the original Atari games (Pong, Asteroids,), and a Game Boy like thing which has a cartridge containing 84 8 bit NES games

And of course for my computer:
Microsoft Train Simulator
Age of Empires 2
Stronghold Crusader

I recently "got with the program" by getting a DS Lite and 2 games:

Phoenix Wright - Justice for All
Phoenix Wright - Trials and Tribulations

Here's some of them:

Well they can go live in their happy little world, and we'll live in ours, and the're will be peace. Occasionally hurling insults at each other.

But as soon as they step 1 foot into ours we fuck 'em in the ass with baseball bats then break them off and beat them with the rest.

2008 MSI desktop
AMD Athlon 64X2 Dual core CPU 4,000+ 2.10Ghz
1.75GB RAM
232GB hard drive
Win XP Home
CD/DVD player/burner
Dig. camera card reader
3.5" floppy (added it for my Dgital Camera, a Sony Mavica that uses a floppy O_o)
7 USB ports (!)
Logitech keyboard and mouse
2000 17" Gateway monitor (old ass one from my old computer, couldn't afford a new monitor when i bought the comp.)

Why didn't this one come up in search?

Oh well here it is again (got a few more also):
GTA San Andreas, Gyakuten Saiban edition.

I started a similar topic over on the Court Records forums a short time ago (that is mixing Phoenix Wright and Apolo Justice with other games), except instead of just mentioning something we post pic's of the covers of the games, where the original character's faces have been replaced with PW/AJ ones.

Like this GTA SA one i just did (The GS stands for Gyakuten Saiban) which i'd love to see:

At 1/5/09 09:05 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 1/5/09 09:00 PM, Fyndir wrote: You couldn't have taken them to a fucking vet?

Machete is just as painless as a syringe, and less expensive. That probably sounds horrible but putting a dog down can be awfully expensive, and it really doesn't matter. Quick death is quick death.

If that was the only solution you had no choice. That's something i probably couldn't have done (unless i was really forced to).
I've had a lot of kittens die slowly. And i've found when they act like that it's too late. And it does cost to have the vet put one down. I had that situation last year. A half grown cat i had (still a kitten) had an eye suddenly swell and bulge out. I took it to the vet and he said it was probably an abcess behind the eye, which could be taken care of. While i was at work the vet had called. It was one, but it had spread to the brain, and he wanted to know if i wanted him put down. I couldn't call back though because it was 11PM. The next morning he called and said he died overnight. I never got a bill for it even though they took Xrays.

I don't even know where to begin on this one. Other than that would be pure win.
If i did it the national anthem would be "United" by Judas Priest, and the flag a black one with a big middle finger on it (i actually have a flag like this).

I didn't even know it was illegal to own one here. And this is the first time i've heard of it.

Somebody please hack this site and destroy it.
Yet more bullshit from the religious whack job cult.

At 1/5/09 03:47 AM, Acid wrote: You are innocent until you are proven guilty.

If there's no way to prove you guilty, you're fine.

Unless he has witnesses that were at the scene saying they saw you assault him. (2 at least)

Not to mention if the're wasn't any bruises or signs of injury on his face that proves it even more. If it does cause a problem with your job you may be able to sue him also.

You should be fine.
As long as this guy isn't the prosecutor :P

Not having an ending was the point of the book. Instead of having a "Big Brother dies, everyone lives happily ever after" ending, he wanted to make people THINK about what happened in it, and how it could happen in real life.

And no doubt by ranting on it you've angered some of the T.F.H.B. Who probably see that book as the bible (and Zeitgeist as the holly grail with V for Vendetta as the 10 commandments).

At 1/4/09 09:41 PM, danwolves wrote: Haven't played either of the expansions but I thought Age of Empires III was a decent RTS. It's not my favourite RTS of all time but it wasn't bad. Gameplay was decent and a few of the units weren't bad either. Graphics were pretty decent too. Like I said though, good, but not my personal favourite. More of a fan of the C&C series.

I've got AOE 2. It's a great game.
When i'm pissed i can go cause a massacre >:)

Don't forget what the Tin Foil Hat Brigade has to say about him.
They could make him a Martyr to the cause.

Man i had so many diffrent ones i really can't decide. I guess my model trains (not really a toy) were the main thing. When not playing with those it was any of the following:
LEGO's, (who didn't have them?) Stompers (including the Speedsters), Wheeled Warriors, Go Bots (only had 1 Transformer because it was hard to find them arround here), Hot Wheels (all brands), Slot car sets (which included Tyco A-Team and US-1 Trucking sets), larger metal trucks and tractors (Ertl, Tonka, Nylint, etc), Lincoln Logs, Tinkertoy's, had a Lite Brite, and a few other things incl...nvm. :D (no i didn't have any Barbie's, i got enough of that whenever my niece visited in the early 90's.) Beleive it or not i was never into GI Joe, even though i liked warplanes.
What can i say, i was a child of the 80's! :P
I still have my Lego's, Go Bots, and Hot wheels. And thanks to Ebay i've gotten back the Speedsters, Slot car sets, and 2 of the Wheeled Warriors i had. Pictured here with some newer items and a Go Bot :)

And hear i thought Groove Coverage's cover of Alice Cooper's Poison sucked balls.
The're are times when someone shouldn't do a cover of a song.
And those who do and make it shitty need to be shot.

It's definitely a more realistic scenario than what some of the nutbar's come up with.

I saw a show about a massive volcano eruption before. And according to them it could cause an apocalypse. So much ash would be blown into the air it blocks out the sun for several years.

At 1/3/09 10:46 PM, FloppyPlops wrote:

At 1/3/09 10:13 PM, WhiteAfrican wrote: I read this earlier.

I dont know how something like that would sell for around 4.5 milllion dollars.

not that anyone cares.

You people need to start admiring the classics more not no damned new shiny chrome cars.

Absolutely. Most seem to only care about the new stuff that's seen at illegal street drag's.
140 MPH was amazing back then, especially considering most cars couldn't even get over 55.
My advice for them: Watch the next Barret Jackson auction. See what the're missing.

"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee."

And of course...

Ok. I found this.
In searching it, it appears to be a needed system file (there's even downloads for it), but it also came up as an entry in a spyware remover site. Try searching it.

At 1/3/09 05:21 AM, marchohare wrote:

At 1/3/09 05:17 AM, wildfire4461 wrote: ...There's people who are fuckin' stupid. People who aren't stupid, but are full of shit. And those wo are just fuckin' nuts....

Give us your words, not George Carlin's.

I quoted it because that's my thoughts exactly. there's no other way to describe that idiot.

The idea does fall in line with something i heard from the T.F.H.B. about another Civil War.

At 1/2/09 10:16 PM, wildface098 wrote: wildfire that is battleship for the NES and I don't know what yours is puddinN64.

As someone pointed out, wrong. It's Battle Stations for the PS1.

Reminds me of a Youtube video i saw where someone tried to pass of a poor quality video of a cow as a unicorn.

As for this former commie.
There's people who are fuckin' stupid. People who aren't stupid, but are full of shit. And those wo are just fuckin' nuts.
THIS GUY'S ALL 3! Stupid, full of shit, and fuckin' nuts!

What's he smokin' maaaan?

At 1/3/09 02:12 AM, Jonas wrote: Games were better before they were CDs or DVDs. I miss blowing on a cartridge.

I still get to do this :P . And for now the PS1 is the only CD console i have (not counting my computer).
The fact that the PS2 can play PS1 games makes it decent.

It's the PS3 that was the stupid idea.