Anything and everything from "No one lives forever" or its sequels.

Also, "The point isn't for you to die for your country, the point is to make the other son of a bitch die for his" - General Patton from Call of Duty.

The only one you'll find from a sports game that was supposed to be funny...
*fight breaks out*"And they're going at it. It's a shame too, as the crowd really doesn't like this" - NHL 2001

Two Towers and Return of the Kings rocked

Knew that was gonna happen

Man, and I thought people from canada weren't jackasses...

It's just too bad they are gonna keep Garcia...dumbasses...

by the way, they also released their great tackle Derrick Deese who was plagued by injuries...sucks

This guy on another board made this, and I love it, so save it and use it as a template for your flaming fun! I'm sure this will backfire on me somehow...put an X in the box like [X]

Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Vet
[ ] Other

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a thread already posted 1000 times.
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You posted a "N-gage sucks" thread.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally stupid.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a freeway

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online(tm)
[ ] All of the above

the thing is I just got this comp. some of you may remember, my laptop broke, this is the new one

OK I rebooted, what do you mean by clear out temp files?

I'm trying to load flash movies but I keep getting "Error 404" instead. It's like that "This page cannot be displayed" page.

Yeah so...how

I'm for, marriage is a religious ceremony and the government cannot interfere with church and state, so if they give breaks to straight couples they have to give breaks to gay couples.

Why? Are you a Vikings fan pissed because we're one of the 2 teams you lost to with the worst recrd in the league?

Or a Baltimore fan, pissed that our secondary pwned your terrible receivers and our D-line stymied Jamal Lewis?

Or a Bengals fan?

or just a hater?

I really hope Maurice Clarrett faces Baltimore in his first game and gets his ass wallopped by Ray Lewis and gets injured for his career...justified punishment for suing the NFL to change their rules and then not even working out...

BIG FREAKIN NEWS

Jamal Lewis indicted for federal drug charges of conspiring to deal cocaine!!

Few bits of news:

Charles Woodson has been hit with the Raiders franchise tag

Julian Peterson hit with niners tag, Barlow's contract extended

Jevon Kearse has not been tagged, may become a free agent

a blockbuster trade is nearing completion, Portis for Bailey and a 2nd round pick

Redskins released 4 veterans to help get salary cap room

more updates to come!

Be sure to use good weapon selection. If it's an open map like Brecourt, choose a rifle or sniper rifle or BAR, or if german Mp44. If it's a closed kind of level use an MP40 or Bren/Sten to do the job. Usually I take a rifle over a sniper rifle, because the rifle is just as accurate and is better at close range...

Ya damn right I play CoD!

It's my game of choice now that 1.2 hurt the sniper rifles, I got myself a clan and headquarters kicks ass!

My name is =|HK|=Hannibal

Alright...

Robert Gallery from Iowa star of combine: first OT ever to get a 4.8 on the 40 time, not to mention he's one strong SOB

More big news

Mike Williams from USC has said he will enter the draft as an underclassman.

Alright then, FOOTBALL RULES

Yeah, he's had a lot of injuries lately, though.

Also, the 49ers organization has said there's no way Garcia will return with the current contract

At 2/19/04 09:58 PM, DevoLver wrote: Claurette will skip the nfl combine this year. can you say 4th......5th......or 6th round?

Haha, really? Man I wouldn't even draft him, he might have gotten fat and lazy

and Brunell signed a 7 year, way-too-much-money contract. The bulk of it is in the back years, though, and Brunell is gonna retire soon, so they probably saved a lot of cap room

I think they franchised him just so they could trade him.

And for all who want to know, the scouting combine is going on RIGHT now, and the free agent period begins March 3

No suprise here, the Redskins franchised Bailey...dang

Ok

Champ Bailey has expressed he wants to go to the Jets or Lions...

Also T.O. is looking at the Dolphins as of right now.

I mean the Patriots are dead in terms of their chances at winning another SB. They'll probably have to re-work a few people's contracts to keep everyone, leaving them with a weak run game.

Champ Bailey on the Chiefs...*shudder*

Remember, Ryan, it happened three times and each time I deleted my hard drive and reformatted, and I didn't DL anything the last time...

Exorcism is out of the question, I have an indian burial ground under my house and I wouldn't want to have an exorcism on the wrong thing...

Ok nomination
1. throw out window

anyone else?