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If there were mods right now, they would have banned you by now.

Where are you mods?!?

I hate to double post, but did I mention that this girl is quite shy herself?

You should PM tom and ask him. I'm sure that he won't mind at all.

I punched this guy for being racist to asians and I snapped his bone in his arm and he had some glass pieces in his back. He was bleeding all over.

That will teach people what happens when you diss asians.

How should I apporch her. I was thinking I nice greeting at school with some roses.
Any ideas, because I really need some

:no joking

At 1/17/07 07:19 AM, MuffDiver wrote: Not the greatest place to be asking that kind of question but all I'm going to say is keep it real and be yourself.

Thanks for the tip. I kindof hesistated posting this thread at NG, then I thought, "People don't REALLY know you. This is the internet!"

... and I have a crush on this girl. I'm inexperienced on dating and I'm really shy when I meet people.

I have met this girl and I'm kindof unsure if she has a thing for me.

Ok, I got the basics on how the date should go, but I don't know how to keep conversations going continuously without sudden silences.I am really terrible at talking to people and keeping the topic interesting

I really need help.

first place game was excellent. Nothing special

At 1/14/07 01:34 AM, notorious wrote:

3.19 5th place!? That's the lowest I've ever seen it :(

The worst I have seen is 2.69, seriously. I would post a link, but that was so long ago that I can't remember.

Did I forget to menton that the bots are really sensitive (not that they have feelings)

I had about 15 review deleted of mine. There are bots checking out the reviews. I share your pain of deleted reviews. ;-(

At 1/14/07 12:07 AM, Gen-Arima wrote: Can anyone here tell be how to submit works??

Go toSubmit content. You should find it on the top right corner of the screen on NG. You will need to follow the rules from there on.

It's okay actually. I can't really suggest anythink to improve it.

At 1/14/07 02:24 AM, the-gender-bender wrote: It's sunday i am mad, this weekend went by way too fast. Now there is school tommorow. FUN. I get to sit though yet another looooooong week of school. But at least we get half day fridays.

Deal with it. Besides, I have two more week of holiday! w00t!

At 1/14/07 02:03 AM, Spectre wrote: How can I close my laptop and keep it from going to standby?
I got Windows XP, by the way.

It should keep going on standby, it shouldn't turn off. That's the case with my laptop.

At 1/14/07 01:36 AM, bigbadron wrote: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4668 196322523357460

Ther are other links then just that. Numa Numa became so famous because of the Numa Numa dance by Gary Brolsma. There is even a section for him on NG!

At 1/14/07 01:52 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote:

At 1/14/07 01:47 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Is there some wierd phenominah going on tonight that is making everyone be annoyed about something???

Night? It's day time here.....

International timeline.

What is the price range that you're looking for?

Everything is true basically.

He's not really here all the time. He's just doing his job.

Banning people from the bbs

At 1/14/07 01:40 AM, 1-2-3 wrote: Level 9s are everywhere

This is the reason:
Lvl 1 to lvl 8, you will need to get 50 exp points on each lvl to get to the next lvl. For lvl 9, you will need about 1200 exp points.

Wasabi burns for lips and makes you have a strange smell in your nose. I prefer to eat sushi with cooked salmon. :-)

D.) A threesome sounds good

At 1/14/07 01:25 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Why do you want it?

I'm a Sonic fan. And yes I'm aware that Sonic hasn't been doing too well in 3D, butI played the game at a friends house and I loved it.

Does anybody know when Sonic the hedgehog will come out on the PS3? Because in Australia, we haven't got the game released yet.

At 1/9/07 12:14 AM, MARINE wrote:

At 1/9/07 12:10 AM, Whiplesh wrote:

Besides, why would you want to but something you created?

I always but the stuff i create.

You don't have to buy, you can just take it.

At 1/6/07 11:22 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote:

At 1/6/07 10:43 PM, 0peth wrote: He never ordered them because he has them.

That means... he stole them. STOLE.
I... I... I am going to cut a battery in half and then eat it. Then I will also eat magnets, while cutting my clit with scizzors.

That was random. TomFulp produced the stickers and without him, there won't be any stickers in the first place.

Besides, why would you want to but something you created?

At 1/9/07 12:03 AM, Chiklay4 wrote:

At 12/25/06 03:15 AM, Whiplesh wrote:

At 12/14/06 05:49 AM, LtSurge659 wrote: This topic is old.

Yo mamma is old.

Yo dad's hairless balls are old

How do you know? Have you seen them before?

At 11/13/06 11:02 AM, Hello-Kitty wrote: NewGrounds is supposed to anger, annoy and offend. Get over it or get out.

Preferably both-

Nah. I prefer to stay. Look at 45-inch-dong. He got totally pissed when he saw that movie "Steve Irwin animal incest." He made a review for that movie. He got banned for 10 days!

LMFAO!!

A lonely person who doesn't have any respect for the dead.
That is what you are and it ain't normal.