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Response to: anyone need an artist Posted March 15th, 2008 in Game Development

At 3/15/08 10:33 PM, mat121212 wrote: Whats a PM?¿?¿

rofl. a pm is a Private Message

Response to: Multiplayer Options [Poll] Posted March 15th, 2008 in Game Development

#1 - Multiplayer: should the game be multiplayer?
[x] Yes
[] No

#2 - Key Choices: if you chose yes to multiplayer:
Player 1:
WASD [Must]
[] F (punch) + G (kick)
[] G (punch) + H (kick)
[] T (punch) + Y (kick)
[x] Other: Specify
E + R
Player 2:
Arrows [Must]
[] J (punch) + K (kick)
[x] K (punch) + L (kick)
[] N (punch) + M (kick)
[] Other: Specify

#3 - Special / Ultimate Power:
[] Yes
[x] No

Response to: anyone need an artist Posted March 15th, 2008 in Game Development

ill take 1 artist plz. ;)

Response to: Advanced AS Help needed Posted March 13th, 2008 in Game Development

Come on, I need some help.

Advanced AS Help needed Posted March 12th, 2008 in Game Development

Alrighty, lately I have been having some problems with this Rubik's Cube flash that I'm making. Its the best thing that I've ever done but it has a few bugs that I just can't seem to fix.

SWF

What happens is, is that the sticker colors on the cube just change sometimes without warning. View the SWF. You'll understand what I'm saying. This only happens with the Green and Blue stickers.

I've been looking, but I can't figure out why this is happening. I'll link you to the CS3 fla, DONT STEAL THIS OR I WILL ASS RAPE YOU.

FLA

Thanks to everyone that helps or tries to help.

Response to: The Ness Beats Everything Collab Posted March 10th, 2008 in Game Development

I claim Earthworm Jim!

Response to: itunes music Posted March 10th, 2008 in Game Development

At 3/10/08 06:00 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: iTunes music is under a Copyright protection, get it off Limewire

zomg illegal.

itunes music

Response to: The Ness Beats Everything Collab Posted March 10th, 2008 in Game Development

ill join.

it was really nice of you to make a fla with all the sprites and anims and sounds. that makes it 10x easier for the participants. thanks.

Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

another one.

Funny thread title pairs.

Response to: I have not masturbated in 4 years Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

the shower

I am offended Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

According to thesaurus.com; an act of god is:
an accident
a natural disaster
freak accident

Dictionary.com says that an act of god is:
A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.

Did people forget that God did good things?
Don't believe me?

woo, cant wait for all the atheists to tell me that christianity is wrong.
Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted March 10th, 2008 in General

I got a lot of these.

thread pair1
pair2
pair3
pair4

Response to: a flash demo im working on Posted March 10th, 2008 in Game Development

-LINK REMOVED :O-

Rehost, plz

kthnx

Response to: Make Tile 11 Go To Frame And Play Posted March 10th, 2008 in Game Development

i get what your saying, but i have no knowledge on tile-based stuff.
sorry.

Response to: Cool little javascript trick Posted March 9th, 2008 in Programming

perhaps all of you have and will call me an idiot.

i failed. very sorry.

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Response to: Good Webhost? Posted March 9th, 2008 in Programming

awww, hostsquid is a cool site. i hate to see it go down.

Response to: flash is being gay!!! Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

At 3/8/08 10:22 PM, LordAdon wrote: its running sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo0oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooper sloww!!!
wtf?
i cant drag a background from the library on to the stage!
y?

LordAdon, I thought you were cool.

Response to: As The Perfect Platformer Challenge Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

sorry for double post.

here are somethings you might want to add to your platformer:

wall jump
double jump
punch/kick
shooting
^^charging the shot
water
ice
slopes
movable blocks
jump kick
hanging off edges
cars
snow
jetpacks
crawling
backflips
health
armor
power-ups

i hope i smarked some imagination in you.

Response to: As The Perfect Platformer Challenge Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

these are really cool. i might do one. i dunno tho.

Response to: the history of egoraptor Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

At 3/8/08 06:00 PM, El-Presidente wrote: You could make a terrible argument that this belongs in here, but I'd say go to the General Forum to get better responses.

yes def

JS in Flash? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

Can you code some Javascript in flash? I heard you could.

Response to: How was this fire done? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Game Development

it looks like the flames in interactive buddy to me.

perhaps a rendering program or something

Cool little javascript trick Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

I just figured this out; and perhaps all of you have and will call me an idiot. I'm sorry if this is well known.

Some web browsers dont support my favorite language, js. so to protect your code from being shown naked in a web broswer, add HTML comment codes:

<html>
<body>
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--
document.write("This code is protected, lol.")
//-->
</script>
</body>
</html>

Response to: Good Webhost? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

At 3/8/08 05:17 PM, NeillS wrote:
At 3/8/08 05:15 PM, WhiplashStudio wrote: this topic isnt flash related but...
Probably because this is the programming forum, you moron.

right, i thought i was in the flash forum. im like a drunken

Response to: Java in Flash? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

At 3/8/08 05:17 PM, NeillS wrote: Flash forum.

i posted in the wrong forum, my bad

i am the biggest dumbass ever

Response to: Good Webhost? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

this topic isnt flash related but...

IX WEB HOSTING!

Response to: Java in Flash? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

javascript that is

Java in Flash? Posted March 8th, 2008 in Programming

Can you code java in flash? i heard you can write more than AS in flash.

Response to: Toon Boom? Posted March 2nd, 2008 in Game Development

i have it; just never used it.

i expect flash to be better.

Response to: Flash = Hacking Software??? Posted March 1st, 2008 in Game Development

At 3/1/08 08:42 AM, Madminifig wrote: Can you just post the article instead of crappy images that only show chewed off parts?

As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"

As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.

After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.

After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.

To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.

There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime unders