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I guess we're doing fine!

i've more or less been hanging out at the VAA.

What about said constructive criticism?

Here's a preview of a comedy with very strange jokes (mostly absurdist)

The Clyde Show:

*Daverson is playing a GBA*
D:I'm on the last level!
*Miaku punches it out of his hands*
M:Don't be lazy, be-*gets shot*
*Daverson is holding a gun*
D:Never do that again.
*Miaku gets up*
M:OKAY!!!
*cuts to Mailman*
Mailman:*puts mail in mailbox*
*turns face to camera*
Onionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
*cuts to news*
Ghut:Hello, this is Ghut Mapmakker with the EVENIN NEWZ!
*music plays*
Ghut:This just in!
I am really a duck.
*cuts to Miaku and Daverson on couch, presumably watching TV*
M:Why do people like salad so much?
D:Must be the whale.
*"phone" rings*
*Miaku picks it up*
M:*answers*Hello?
*cuts to Stalker in shadows*
S:Is this the residence of a Mr.Miaku?
*cuts back*
M:Yes.....
*cuts back to Stalker*
*zooms in slowly*
S:If you agree to the following proposal, you will have riches BEYOND YOUR WILDES-
*dial tone*
*cuts back to Miaku & Daverson on couch*
Daverson:Who was that?
Miaku:Some sort of telemarketer.
*cuts back to Mailman*
Mailman:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

Meh, to be honest, I much prefer writing scripts to VAing, but still....

I could take a crack at it.

My lines will be up in a minute.

Also, I turned down the input volume a bit in my recording program intentionally.
I sound weird at full volume.

Construct away.

I would think that CRAAAZYY dialogue is what I do best.
I just sound weird when I try to talk normally, and then record it.

UPDATE!

Use the 7/6/06 one for demo purposes now.
I am new to this, so, yeah...

I just totally contradicted the above poster by having a (rather rushed) demo in my first post.

-Your name or screen name
Wheeliedude

-Gender
Male

-Age range (not how old you actually are, but what ages you are able to sound like)
13-20ish, 20-30 (I guess)

-Specialties (screaming, anime voices, monster voices, etc.)
Speaky voiced fangirl(type),
Monotonous voice(Craig from BS-ish)
Overexcited people
News reporters

-Resume URL (if you have one)
N/A
-Example(s) of your voice
Wheeliedude's crappy Putfile site

-Ways to contact you
bubzy107@gmail.com