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AIM issues Posted June 21st, 2008 in Programming

Every time I open AIM, a box pops up that says "just in time debugging", and tells me a "runtime error" has occurred in the Script. It used to ask me if I wanted to debug, and then regardless of what I said it opened Microsoft Script Editor. Now, it says I have no debuggers to debug the exception, and when I hit OK it closes the box and opens a new one immediately. When I cancel the second one it doesn't come back. Does anybody know what the problem is/how I can fix it?

Response to: 5 Moral Rules to the Internet Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

tl;dr

+, who the hell are you to dictate what I do with my interwebs? These rules are retarded and pointless, and I plan to break all five of them in the next ten minutes.

Response to: My cousin is hot... Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Delicious copy pasta is delicious.

Response to: I missed a Cambridge exam! Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

You should tell them the exam is against your religion and refuse to take it. What are they going to do to you? Tests are for retards who need to be tested anyways, and you sir, I'm sure, have already proven your mettle to the world.

Response to: Whoa, is this cool or what? Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

I'm confused as to why this is fascinating. Okay, so that girl you like might periodically jam her fingers up her twat to get herself off. ??? It just means she's going to be more loose when you finally get to sticking your staff up there anyways.

Response to: Hanna Montana, Naked!? (Pics) Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

No guys, I heard it from a friend of a friend who knows someone that slept with her, she's a total slut, I can totally see her doing this.

Response to: Why do girls like... Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Because God hates you.

Response to: Girlfriend Is Going On The Pill. Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

I do not believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

Response to: If someone has a swear jar... Posted December 16th, 2007 in General

I think it should count just for the hilarity of robbing a person with a developmental handicap. It's like stealing candy from a baby, only that baby is a grown man.

Interestingly enough, they respond the same way.
Response to: I have found the cure! Posted December 1st, 2007 in General

Actually, if you can get the hooker to suck it out, like your grandfather sucks poison out of a snakebite, I think that works too. Unless you get herpes from her, in which case you're fucked.

Response to: To anyone foolish enough Posted December 1st, 2007 in General

At 12/1/07 11:32 PM, All-Hallows wrote: The majority of Americans do not believe in evolution.

You can't rationalize with those people.

What the hell? Where did you come up with that? Many people accepted Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest, but even most of the religious community believes in "divinely inspired" evolution.

Response to: Rearrange Your User Name Posted October 28th, 2007 in General

Oh, that's lame. Don't use an anagram machine.

adjust nephew path

Response to: Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! Posted September 4th, 2007 in General

At 9/4/07 10:03 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:27 PM, DlME wrote: I'm a proud vegetarian
you're not very funny
How many trees do you cut down to make your salad?

Did you know we kill twice as many small animals like snakes, rabbits, mice, birds and children are with machines that sow soy alone every year than we do cows? That makes me sad. I'm boycotting soy dammit!

Response to: Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! Posted September 4th, 2007 in General

Chickens don't have feelings. Neither do vegetarians. We should beat/kill/eat all of them.

Response to: wtf is wrong with some newgrounds? Posted September 1st, 2007 in General

This bullshit is all over MySpace and YouTube, too. It pretty much just pisses everyone off.

Response to: Will You Have Kids? Posted September 1st, 2007 in General

My girlfriend keeps talking about her "future children". I think this is a bad sign.

Response to: More Racist, Whites or Blacks? Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

I. The "n" word, which most of my black friends don't mind anymore, actually means ignorant.
II. I don't like the term African-American because it assumes all black people are from Africa. It's not inconceivable that some dark skinned people came from Cuba or anywhere else.

Response to: I had sex! Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

At 6/30/07 01:41 AM, Monodi wrote: Oh my god she was so fucking hot give me power in all the fucking internet now!

You have sex and the first place you run is Newgrounds? God DAMN you need a life.

Response to: Burning Piss. Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

At 6/30/07 12:53 AM, SirXVII wrote:
At 6/30/07 12:51 AM, Rallard wrote:
See a doctor, STD boy.
Yeah, I said I know I don't have an STD. I can't have an STD if I haven't had sex since uhhh...December I think.

Since most STDs are lytic and not lysogenic, the long period in between having contracted the disease and noticing side-effects would be normal. You would have to have not experienced ANY symptoms in five years after having sex to be sure you didn't have any STDs. If I were you, I would go to the clinic and get checked for all the regulars: chlamydia, gonorrhea, et cetera.

Response to: Don't hate on me Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

At 6/30/07 01:27 AM, iUnic wrote: Grow the fuck up people, it's a bit pathetic when you try to flame me because I simply correct your word, or tell you to use proper punctuation.

Nice run-on, douche. Before you try to call everyone else a retard for making fun of your dumb ass, at least try to do it with proper grammar.

Response to: given the choice Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

Worse. Because happiness is over-rated. Hard times make people stronger.

Response to: Post a pic of... Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

At 6/30/07 01:19 AM, whatjusthappened wrote: Lucky bastard...

<img src="http://maddox.xmission.com/yeah_d55.jpg"

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That's never happened before...

Response to: Post a pic of... Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

Lucky bastard...

<img src="http://maddox.xmission.com/yeah_d55.jpg"
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Response to: Riddles! Riddles! Riddles! Posted June 30th, 2007 in General

At 6/29/07 11:50 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote:
At 6/29/07 11:23 PM, LastSpartan wrote: What comes at night without being fetched, but at day is lost without being stolen?
Stars.

[The moon is oft visible in the daytime.]

Yes, but there is a small star that is always visible all day. (unless there is cloud cover)

Response to: Creative Insults Thread Posted June 29th, 2007 in General

Your voice feels like someone spraying hot, projectile diarrhea into my ears.

Response to: Lame! Paris Has Been Released... Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

At 6/26/07 06:09 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: What I find funny is that she's claiming to have found God and wants to start doing good etc...

I'm going to laugh when 2 weeks from now theres a picture of her with beer and a cigarette in her hand with her poon showing.

I dunno man. Paris Hilton seems like a steadfast kind of chick. You remember those celibacy things, don't you?

Response to: Zoh... Mah... Gawd. Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

I'm bummed. I can't get one.

It's not that I'm too poor, it's just that it wouldn't fit in the entertainment system, because the shallow Xbox 360 and pedantic Playstation 3 are taking up too much room. I would put it in my room, but my television is up against the mini-fridge so I wouldn't have anywhere to put it unless I drilled a hole in my wall the size of a Wii.

Response to: Is NG now a fagcon? Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

At 6/26/07 04:10 AM, Dash-02 wrote: I dont give a shit about newgrounds

How in the name of Newgrounds did you get to level 10, then? If you didn't care about it, one would assume you wouldn't vote on movies...

Response to: what should i do? Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

Call the cops. Potheads aren't very threatening.

Response to: The truth about marijuana Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

At 6/26/07 05:18 AM, unowned wrote: that doesnt happen to everyone, smoking marijuana isnt as 'rewarding' as cocaine or methamphetamine

the addiction doesnt work that way at all

You're absolutely correct. Marijuana receptors work at about 1/150th of the rate of amphetamines receptors.