Maybe if you're a pussy.

Lol, like you're actually going to use it.

Well, I've been coming to the BBS for a pretty long time, so there had to have been a couple people who noticed me over the years. Not like it matters.

Flaming vagina

We all know them. We all hate them. ITT I will attempt to list the tell-tale signs of this brand of douchebag.

They will tell you to build your own PC

Then they will tell you that linux is better

They always have a problem with an anime adaptation of a manga

The same thing goes for movies based off of books

They will never use an abbreviation, nor will they ever forget punctuation. This is a sign of weakness

When they encounter another internet d-bag, they will automatically assume they are of higher intelligence

Or anyone else they meet

They are way more mature than you. I mean, afterall, everyone in his freshman homeroom class is mega immature

They don't do drugs. Too cool for drugs.

They never have time for anything, yet they will spend hours talking bullshit on the internet

Their bands are better than yours. No exceptions.

Every remark they make has to have a sarcastic undertone. If it doesn't, their true dick size will be apparent to everyone.

When in an internet confrontation (e-fight) they will always have the last word. Trust me, they'll be dwelling on the same topic long after you've left your keyboard.

They have a life. You don't.

They secretly want to be moderators, but they will never tell anyone because mods are faggots

Made a spelling mistake? Be ready to hear about it the next time he's insulting your intelligence.

Common words used by said douchebags; Hence, therefor, apparently

Talk about a game? Nice try, they played the beta before it got gay.

Don't even start them on religion. They've read every bible ever written. Twice.

Can you name a couple signs of the d-baggery?

At 8/16/09 08:41 AM, Leidolfr wrote: I play a real guitar, stupid me....

You're so fucking cool, let me suck your dick.

At 8/14/09 12:47 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Well...

There's a cock in the top right corner.

God damn that hardwood floor looks nice.

At 8/4/09 10:56 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:48 AM, masterblasterz21 wrote:

I thought you hate lesbian porn.

And I dont hate it it just doesn't turn me on.

Fag.

Well, my name is Wesley.

Tool has some pretty amazing album art.

So, I watched Sengoku Basara, and I have to say that it's pretty fucking awesome. No stupid love complexes, just fighting and politics. My type of anime.

At 7/27/09 09:35 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: obviously this can't be a mole. so tell me what it is newgrounds.

Aids

Friend doesn't pick up his phone.

"Sorry dude, it was on silent"

BULLSHIT

At 7/27/09 09:30 PM, firemaker60 wrote: And now, I fear what they will be like in the upcoming school year, now that they've had an entire summer to absorb themselves in "culture"...

They probably moved on

I really want to get my eyebrow pierced. That would be pretty bomb.

Why didn't I see this in the newspaper?

At 7/26/09 10:13 AM, STEM wrote: Hipsters.

I love those purple pants. They would look FABULOUS on me with my pink dildo hat.

At 7/27/09 06:25 PM, wittyusernamehere wrote: losing math papers, always saying "radical" and other things like that

Yeah man, my stupid math teacher would always say stupid shit like "exponents" and "quadratic equations". Fuck that retard amirite?

Who cares, he has god's vocal chords.

I cringed

Then came

Well, it's better than vista, at least.

At 7/27/09 01:46 AM, zombiemaster69 wrote: and last but not least i would put a dip in and she send me to office and instead of going to the office i would go home.

So kewl.

At 7/27/09 08:16 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Kids are stupid. They're fucking up this world. That's why I hate kids.

Of course, the kids who have no power are fucking up this world. Fuck you.

At 7/25/09 05:22 PM, FBIpolux wrote: 1 : What's your real name?

Wesley

2 : When is your birthday?

November 10th 1991

3 : What would be your ideal job?

Megan Fox's boytoy

4 : Who's is your idol?

Jack Dempsey

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

I hate these types of questions... bigbadron

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Ethiopian food (no lie)

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

Nissan 370Z

8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?

I've seen a couple attractive females, but the names escape me

and if you're gay... WELL I AIN'T CHANGING THE QUESTION

I'm not gay. You're gay. Fuck you.

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a wife / husband and child(s)?

lol,yeahsure

10 : What's your opinion on Barak Obama?

Once you go black you never go back

11 : If god could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

Not entirely. The spam and idiots have always been here in the newgrounds forum, so it would take a bit of the traditional feel away.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Gears of war 2

13 : Which console do you prefer?

360

14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??

Castle crashers is fun as hell

15 : Would your buy a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

Yeah,sure

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

Varies. Sometimes I go months without logging in.

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

Um. Not really proud, but my signup date is the best stat that I got.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming mod, etc.)?

No

19 : After two years, what do you think about the new layout, and all the new stuff that has been implemented in Newgrounds since the re-design?

I think that they should MAKE THE FUCKING CHAT WORK

20 : What is the most important thing on the BBS according to you?

My dick

21 : If you could change your user name again, what would you change it to?

WesleyJam

22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

MAKE THE FUCKING CHAT

Thanks for taking the time to respond at this.

Fuck you.

FBIpolux ~

Wesleyiam~

Shut up fatty

Bizarro is the shit. He killed superman in that one comic. You have to be a pretty legit villain to be able to kill superman.

I read the book a couple years back, and the whole romance was a huge part in the half blood prince. I take no credit away from the movie on that aspect.

dumbledore dies

At 7/27/09 05:18 PM, Eoewe wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

Not applicable.

Not depositing exp everyday since my signup date.

I'm discouraged to do it now, because I know it could be so much higher.