I really don't care what everyone else says, she is a she;
Kirby is a girl's name.
She is pink.
I rest my case.

Two moments:
1) Must of been a glitch in the game. Fighting Omega Weapon in FFVIII, when BLAM! He was that move where he like rapes your entire party, usually killing them all (Can't remember the name, Terra something.) The first shot hits. 0. Next one 0. It continued like that the entire time. I remember pausing the game, dancing in my living room singing "Can't touch this" after that.

2) Spore. Trying for the Epic Killer award. Sitting there, doing the old fire/run tactic. Trying to lure him near a few rocks, where I would be safe. Then the other epic rocked up (Despite nesting on the other side of the island) and begins beating the crap out of him. Good boy. =P

Two possibilities (that I agree with, may be others):
A) The "edge" of the universe is in constant fluctuation, that is it is constantly expanding and collapsing. This is caused by the energy manifested as matter drifts off into the void where there is no energy, and thus it begins to break down, reverting to energy. The energy builds up until it can not be contained in the matter present, and realizes itself as matter once more.

B) There is no "edge"; as space is a vacuum (I.E. nothing) there can be no end to it. (What is the absence of nothing?)

P.S. These are hyper condensed versions.

I don't play WOW, but you see this is EVERY series, the best are the ones that manage to reinvent themselves sufficiently, and thus survive it. So it's like a midlife crisis in gaming terms.
All series see this; the producers and consumers get in a rhythm with updates/releases, so the customers begin pressuring the makers to release a new update, forgetting that it will not be as high a standard, and thus they get these piece of crap releases.

(Brace yourself, I am about to rip all our dicks off) I used to play Runescape. Back when it was good. Took a long break from it (Around some of last year's mid year exams), in total about a month. It was long enough to break the spell. The updates had become these pieces of crap, and we just lapped them up. How *bleep* can do die in a hole, burn, get raped by a series of horses and dogs, covered in shit, fed to the dogs, then the dogs will be burnt, to assure it will no longer exist.

Final Fantasy is going through it at the moment, but as Warcraft (Not just WoW, but the whole series) will, the fan base will get it through this, and shoot it on to a new era of good games again.

Wow... big post... sorry. But you get the idea.

What happened? Franchising. They took a good character, made a few good games with him, but ignored the warning signs, when popularity began to corrode. The result is before you.

I have a few on your list, I'll tell you what I think of those ones.

MediEvil: Resurrection

Good for nostalgic reasons, if you ever played the first game.

WipEout Pure

I'm not a fan of racing games, yet Pulse got my attention. Try it if you are into hover crafts racing vertically, blasting each other to hell at over 500 MPH

Buzz: Brain Bender
Buzz: Master Quiz

I never was a fun of Buzz, I wouldn't go for it. More of a party game anyway.

Pursuit Force: Extreme Justice

Overrated piece of crap. Well, the first one was anyway. There are three types of missions in the first (I suspect the second will be similar):
1) Far too easy. An easy A rank.
2) Annoying as hell. Aka the buss level. The bloody buggy would jump forward, then slow down, then zoom around the corner. Then it would be gone for 10/20 minutes before you could load the next six on.
3) Far too hard. Three levels (Can't remember which ones) Put me off the game for weeks on end, until I finally spent 2/3 hours straight (Gotta love long bus trips) to finally finish it, usually out of a fluck.
In short, don't get it.

I thought the topic was "Where the hell is my underwear..."

=P

I'm an Aussi, and we spell it colour and centre. Different culture, get used to it. You're way of life isn't the only valid form of society on the face of this planet.

Demand a refund!

Come on everybody; twist all saying! Let's see what you've got!

My rules are as follows (I actually got bored enough one night to write this up!):

To be classified as a "Classic" game, a game must meet the following criteria.

1. The release date must be outside the current decade.

2. For a game created for a console other then a computer, the system must no longer be in mass production.

3. For a game created for a computer, the ideal operating system must have been outdated at least twice since release of the title.

4. The system requirements for the game (Designed for a computer) to function correctly must be able to be found in ANY first hand computer, within reason.

5. The game must no longer be in general production.

A big project if you are up to it, it's an image in my mind, I can't draw for shit, and I want to know what it will look like on paper:

A young man (Just out of the teens) standing in the crucifix pose, with chains tied to his arms, and head bowed. The chains rise up above him, and wrap around a male demon and a female angel's legs. They are standing back to back, with the demon enraged and the angel crying.

A bit specific maybe, and don't feel like you have to do it. If you don't want to I'll track down someone that will. Thanks!

They need to move on from VII, there's what, 4 spin off games, a plus a flick on it?
Remake IX, it's letdown was mainly the graphics. Or VIII, with more GFs and spells. Or we could go right back and say II, which had a lot of potential, but was fucking annoying to play because it was under developed.

In short; VII has been done to death, the only thing keeping it alive right now is Sephiroth, and he is getting old to. They have some other fantastic titles!

Have you actually played the games, or just read a plot summary?

Roxas is Sora's nobody, made from when Sora became a heartless, but then got a new heart instead of his old one back. They merge back into one being at the end of Kingdom Hearts 2.

Aqua, Ven and Terra have been seen watching a young Sora and Riku playing, in a preview of Birth by Sleep. That means they are in the wrong time frames to be the same people.

Xion was an experiment; Xemnas wanted a Sora that wasn't Sora, so Sora would never wake up (See Chain of Memories), so he had her out of Sora's memories, but as Sora's memories had been tampered with, she was imperfect, and took the image of Kiari.

So in short, you just sprouted about two paragraphs worth of bull shit.

At 10/6/09 08:35 AM, GeneralAC wrote: and use it to masturbate.

Ouch...

Studying for year 12 Chemistry exams at the moment (Well... kinda of studying... as close as you can get while on New Grounds), so let me see if I can think of anything...

When potassium permanganate solution is mixed with ethanoate will the solution discolour? (one I constantly am forgetting.)

Also, in an element has a no electrons missing from the 4p orbital, and three from the 3d orbital, and only two electrons are exposed to it, how many will be in the 4p orbital after reaction?

ok, thanks guys. Ya, I've been meaning to go linux for a while (i was looking at ubuntu), just I face the same problem; transferring all programs and other files and folders over to a separate partition (Heard you can do that) or drive, removing the os, installing the new one, returning everything, reworking the registry. Just a bloody waste of time. Meh, I'll think of something.

But back on topic. I'll have a look at though links (read the article so far), and see if this peoples. Once more, thanks you!

Decompression. Let me go through the process;

The first thing to happen is your ears pop, then the drums burst. Next your eyes will pop. Next you will be unable to breathe properly. Slowly all the blood vessels in your body burst, leaving you will 100% bruising. Or if your unlucky, male's balls may burst, I am not sure what would happen to women... but I do not think it would be pleasant.

The worst part? They can pull you out before you suffocate, and survive. Or just leave you, and eventually your stomach bursts.

I think I already know the answer, but I might be suprised. Anyway, the question:

Does anyone know if it is possible to ghost run vista ontop of XP? Aka; I have XP installed a.t.m. but a few things I have laying around say they run best on vista (mostly homebrew aps and patches). I do understand I could (basically) remove XP and install Vista instead, then ghost xp. But even if you have the slightest idea about how computer work, then you will notice that that would be like going from Sydney to Tokyo via London via New York.

Summary; can you ghost vista on xp?

Recent movie? Funny People (2 hours of cock jokes, 30 minutes of sob story, and then a resolution in the last 30 seconds. Take my advice, don't see it.)

Worst adaption; Eragon. HE IS A FUCKING FARM KID! YOU DRESSED HIM LIKE A PRINCE! Not to mentioned they completely screwed over Saphira's character.

overall worst movie: (some have mentioned it) Mario Bros... The flick that should never have been made...

At 9/29/09 11:48 AM, GodsBitch wrote: I think it's because they allow us do do things that we can't in the real world. Well, I mean you can kill people, but it's sort of frowned upon these days.

Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism children and is frowned on in most societies.

Sorry, couldn't resist =P

call me old fashion, but I prefer the standard: Knight, Black Wizard, Master, White Wizard.
Reasons=
Knight= a reliable hard hitter. He has good accuracy, and has a lot of health, this gives you a safety net (not that you'll really need one), all else down; life on WW, ta-dah! All fine and dandy again.
Black Wizard= Yes, items do cast everything you need. By think about it; at your wasting your time, and sacrificing attack and armour on spell equipment, you can have one extra, you can haste your hard hitters, and blast your enemy, and no one misses a beat.
Master= Obvious reason. 2 words; slaughter feast. These guys, as we all know, RAPE unarmed at higher levels. Over five hundred damage (from memory) on chaos, unhasted, per turn pumping out of my one.
White Wizard= Heal/full life when needed, other then that. Fire out a couple of holies.

In my opinion, Red Wizards/mages are a waste of space, they never reach the levels of the others, and most people get one of the other mages, and then double up on spells they only need one person to cast by getting a red mage.

I will admit, the combat system is no where near the best, but that is not why I love Final Fantasy. You see, in most games (especially recent games) the combat can be summed up as; hack and slash. Take Halo for example (I love halo btw), human sniper= unbeatable at long range. Shot gun= unbeatable at close range. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! You win, game over. Yes you do get to do things such as run around big maps, jump in cars and tanks and stuff, but it is still just all weapons blazing 24/7. Big woop.

What I really love about Final Fantasy, are two things; Characters and plots. Get into the games a bit, when the characters really start developing, and they almost become real. They are very carefully constructed to appeal to people. (P.S. I think Cloud can go die in a hole, filled with fire) Examples; Irvine, Vincent and Aramarent. From three separate games, but all very close; the silent, cold, calculating, loner.

The bass of most of the plots is very simple; an overcomplicated love story, with magic, a few wars, the end of the world, and monsters. But then each individual plot is so much more; An entire world is dieing, so one man vows to save it, by any means necessary. So he creates three dark children, three angels of death, and sends them to spread war and chaos. But one loses its way, and becomes independent, and thus marches to stop his brother.

A small town boy, always told he was second class, gets caught up with a genetic experiment gone wrong. The being created begins a search for its origins, and is driven mad by what he finds. He finds a way to destroy the world, what he believes he was born for. The boy fights him, but is no match, and defeated. So rallying the support of an odd bunch of troops, he sets out to save the world.

So in short; it is really the characters and plot that do it for me. I want to be one of the characters, I want that to be my story, so I am drawn to it.

At 8/30/09 08:34 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: when masturbating I try to think of ways to prove the egg came before the chicken.

Actually, the chicken had to have come first, for this simple reason; the egg would have gone cold, thus the chicken could never have hatched. Also, the mother would have been needed to protect the chick.

/debate.

As for masturbating, I like to think about the number of sperm I will be wasting, and what it would be like living inside my testicles. I wonder if they have a class system... what if sperm are communists?!?!?! Burn them!!!! Wait..... let's not do that...

Sorry to hear that mate, I'm a christian turned determinist myself, and I managed to sway my mother on the way out; I turned her from religion, she isn't a determinist though, my dad has always been an atheist.

My suggestion: Run with it, get a bit of water splashed on ya, then become a "silent" christian; you don't go to church, you don't talk about religion because you 'believe' everyone has the right to there own beliefs and you should not be trying to convert anyone.

Good luck mate!

I don't think so; I think the PC market is growing as fast as ever. Want to know how this can be, when EB has such a small section for it? Internet. Downloading things will keep the PC alive forever, game sales will go down, but PC sale figures will go up.

At 7/11/09 07:53 PM, Veranan wrote: how dare you say star wars has shitty sequels!

/sarcasm

are you talking about the sequels or prequels? because if it is the sequels, then they should have stopped at #6, or #3, depends on how you look at it.
If you're talking about the prequels, I totally agree with you, 1, 2 and 3 should be burned. Or if you look at in terms of when they were made, 4,5 and 6.

/Lame attempt to confuse everyone.

There are two ways to live life: Like you will die tomorrow, and like you never will.

And now my funny one:
There are two ways to live life: Thinking your dick is bigger then anyone else, or chopping theirs off so it is the biggest!

In the beginning, there was nothing, 0 dimensions, then through a complex infusion of energy, matter came into existence, in a plasma state. Over the next trillion years or so, matter began to clump together, forming solids, these solids had a small, yet existent, gravitational pull, which made the solids grow, by gathering the matter around them.
As the years passed, correct calibrations of matter formed life on an ideal planet (in an infinite universe, with all of eternity to wait, this was bound to happen sooner or later). Over the several million years, the life adapted to all sorts of challenges thrown at it, and the greatest emerged as the rulers; Human beings.

At 7/7/09 01:47 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

:You have some weird-ass conspiracy problems.

Not really, it makes a lot more sense then people give it credit for: First I can prove freewill does not exist.
You posted the last message correct? That means that before you posted it, looking back from our current point in time, we would say you were GOING TO POST IT. And we can trace back, in a series of events (You read the posts, you looked up definitions, ect.), to the very dawn of time, and there it is: At 1:47 AM, western Oz time, on the 7th of the 7th, 2009 AD, you were going to post that. You never made the choice to; it was predestined.

Second, let us look at the process of your posting:
You read the post, and by your nature, and outside influences, you looked up the terms you did not understand. Had you been taught not to bother with such things, you would not have done it. So it was predetermined for you to look up those.
Next, you took the definitions, and your past experiences told you how to feel about it. You have been taught that when you have a strong feeling about something on Newgrounds, you post your 'opinion'.

So from the moment you opened the thread, you had no choice; you were going to do those things. Had there been a different definition, things may have been different, but there wasn't, and thus you had no choice in the matter; you were going to reply.

At 7/7/09 01:18 AM, AudioGmez wrote:

:How the fuck does someone get that pissed over that?

Homophobia?