When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

Back in 2007, when I first started playing flash games around the web. Most of the games had the NewGrounds preloader, so I thought I'd check it out. I clicked the link, saw the MASSIVE amount of content, and was hooked.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The fact that there is never a shortage of things to do. I can play games, watch movies, check out blogs, look at artwork, listen to music, and browse forums all on the same website.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I would add a chat portal and a literature portal. As for things to fix, I can't say there is anything to fix. Everyone has done a good job on the website.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I can't say that I've been on this site long enough to know any of the old things. I like it the way it is.

Serve your country well. Good luck.

PETA headquarters.

BACON BACON BACON!

A knock-out ray.

I just had four pork chops for dinner. and they were TASTY.

It had violnce, giant robots, violence, Megan Fox, violence, some humour, and violence.

What's not to like?

The real Michael Jackson. Some rope, some makeup, and a puppeteer and you've got a movie.

Maybe some Febreeze. The corpse may be a bit smelly now.

This is the answer to your problem. Do it.

I would make my presence known every day.

Kneel before Christ!

At 6/27/09 06:47 PM, Archon68 wrote: Fuck her

There you go. You answered your own question.

At 6/24/09 01:07 AM, Tehpivot wrote: read every single book ever and learn everything... then I would be the smartest being alive.

Ummmm.... Wouldn't you be the smartest being alive anyway?

At 6/18/09 01:25 AM, Neurotoxic wrote:

At 6/18/09 01:16 AM, wdonica wrote: You're an underage smoker! You're so cool! I wish I were as cool as you...

But, sadly, I'm cancer free.

dude, shut the fuck up.

Why don't you make me? Last time I checked, I had every right to make fun of these retards.

You're an underage smoker! You're so cool! I wish I were as cool as you...

But, sadly, I'm cancer free.

Nativity in Black- Black Sabbath

Oh yeah!
Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
my name is Lucifer, please take my hand
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
my name is Lucifer, please take my hand

At 6/16/09 01:15 AM, peacefulsniper wrote: i hate posts like this no one cares about your link crap omg a girl almost starved when africans starve every day shut up and talk about them and try to help them

Why don't you get off your fat ass, fly to Africa, and do something about it, you heartless bitch. This story is a tragedy. Or are you too stupid to see that?

Wow! You're all super cool! Underage people talking about what they drink! I wish I could be as cool as all of you!

At 6/5/09 09:33 PM, Armerad wrote:

At 6/5/09 09:32 PM, cast wrote: Ever seen what raw sodium does when it comes into contact with water?

BOOM!

LIES!!! It tastes delicious, kids. So, go get some and eat a handful.

You do realise that withot his porn he will have to find alternative methods to get his jollies.

Be sure to lock you bedroom door. ;)

At 5/30/09 08:23 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Satanism is a joke. The punchline? It's followers.

The real punchline? You're going to burn in Hell with me.

Can't I just put a plastic bag over my head? Or should I paint it first?

If it was unspeakable, then how could you tell us about it?

This video is awsome. No really, it is. It is a bit scary though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1DaGO_Of v8

At 5/29/09 09:04 PM, RandomExploit wrote: You failed to properly do your test. Stop whining about it and do your test correctly, bitch.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Can't go wrong with neodymium magnets.

Unless you clip them onto yourself. Trust me.

At 5/26/09 09:57 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I am a tortured puppy.

Well then, time to put ou out of your misery.

At 5/25/09 04:56 PM, Brick-top wrote: Nearly half of Americans are Bible thumping creationists.

Now people know why everyone thinks Americans are stupid.

Americans have the right to be creationists. Just like you have the right to be athiest (I'm assuming that you're athiest. If not, I'm sorry.). So quit bitching about it.

Hate Me, by Blue October. This one is pretty sad too.

Creep, by Radiohead.

At 5/25/09 12:31 PM, Nixot wrote: Yes, because we invented you.

Raise no more devils than you can lie down.

Why were you dumb enough to send it from a school computer? And cannibalism is not something to joke about.

I'm just kidding, canniblism is fuckin' hilarious.