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(a x-men fan fiction)

We see The newest addition to the x-mansion sitting across from three of the powerhouse females having a conversaion. Her name, Tuni Peace.

No one really knew much about her and she knew even less. She had literally fell threw the roof of the mansion one day and had almost no memory and could not speack for weeks.
The mansion kept her when she started to display some abilities and keep the government away from her.

the resident doctor/biochemist Dr. Henry mccoy(beast) Took her under his wing out of shear curiosity and concern for her mental and powerful abilities. She soon started to stick to him like gluw making logans and jubiliees relationship look like republicans and liberals. She really, really admired him.

For some odd reason Doc McCoy only allowed her to call him "mr." mccoy and not the hank that everyone else calls him. But she blissfully agreed to everthing he wished for her. And would not stop talking about him. this tended to get irritating to others around the house like right now.

TUNI: And then I found out-

JEAN: Tuni... hank is a great guy.... But he does have his limits.... You've only been here foraround 3 months and luckily have not seen anything that would cause him to show his range of emotions.... I've known him since he was a senior in high school! He's one of my best friends!

TUNI: And isn't he great!

JEAN: (sigh) tuni.....

TUNI: He's a biochemist, athletic, musical, strong,

ANNE MARIE: Ya hims' all those tings' bu' he does have his limits!

ORORO: He did bite logans leg you know....

TUNI: I know! Isn't he strong?!

Ororo, anne marie and jean sigh and sway around not believing their ears. Jean buries her face into her hands and crosses her legs. She then bravely raises her face and looks at tuni with a slightly redded face. then tuni's face takes on a sereious look.

TUNI: Umm... jean...?

JEAN: What is it tuni? What's wrong?

TUNI: Your a nurse right?

JEAN: Yes.... what is it dear?

TUNI: Did.... Did logans antimanium metal hurt mr. mcCoys blessed small and large intestines on the way out?

ORORO: Oh my goddess...

TUNI: No, no never mind.... as long as he is hisfine ingeneious self now.

ORORO: You know tuni.... sometimes the way that you talk about him it makes it sound as if you may love our biochemist.

Tuni darts her eyes around and crawls into the corner of the couch. her body displays a unusual part of her mysterious ability. Her ears, hands and feet become kind of cat like. She even grows a 2 1/2 foot light brown tail. Her emotions seemed to trigger her abilities. Tuni Played with her tail looking down at it thinking of what ororo said.

TUNI: No... no... You can admire someone without being in love with them.... He's just a great person and a feel that i know him from somewhere... And he's been a great help to me and my memory... like right now i bet he's reading something of great importance.

Mr. McCoy was in the same room but was out of ear shot of what they were saying. He was reading a book, titled "how to dispose of a cat girl that admires the @!*&!%$ out of you, and make it look like an accident", by mister sinister. Mr. McCoy then flet eyes on him and looked over. he looked over... sighed, licked his finger and turned the page getting back to his reading with one hand and taking notes with the other.

Tuni swooned and sighed. Ororo, jean and Anne-marie lloked at each other then looked at tuni.

ANNE-MARIE: What....

TUNI: Did you see that?

JEAN: ...He turned a page...

TUNI: But it was the WAY he turned the page.... And not in that order.

JEAN: TUNI!

TUNI: First he looked over at us... Then turned his head back to the book and then, then!.... Licked his extra dexterious finger and turned the page getting back to his important research of worldy importance.

ORORO: Tuni listen-

TUNI: I just hope with Mr. mccoys intellect and the xavier mansions teachings that i could only hope to cut off a page of what mr. mccoy is.

ANNE MARIE: And what are we? Chopped Liver?!

Tuni hops on the edge of the couch starting to do poses and gestures in a swat, balancing herself.

TUNI: Strength, dexterity, scientific and-

But before she could finish tuni soon remembered that she was not a mccoy and lost her balance. But as luck would have it, mr. mccoy saw his ward about to fall and sprang into action. But not before folding his glasses into his jacket pocket and marking the page in his book and placing it ontop of his notes in a neatly arranged manner.

Mr. mccoy was able to catch tuni with sliding on his shins and turning 360 degrees. Tui opened her eyes, and to her delight she looked up and saw her highly admired one looking down at her. Her body went limp.

MR. MCCOY: Tuni!.... (sigh)... tuni.... are you alright.... dear...?

TUNI: 10 outta 10!

MR. MCCOY: What...?

His voice to her was like healing ice cream in the death valley desert, slightly chilled that went stright to her soul. Mr Mccoy released tuni's legs and reached for his glasses with lowered brows and eyes

MR.MCCOY: Well as long as your, your happy go luckly self and not trying to stain the house floor with your brains young lady.

TUNI: O.k...... what....?

Mr. McCoy without losing a beat hopped to his feet with tuni in arms. Mr. Mccoy had to chuckle as he saw tuni clap and giggle at his talents. He then sat her back onto the couch very snuggly, making sure that both of her feet were on the floor, lacing her fingers together and putting them on her lap. Mr. mccoy then lays his arm on her lap and looks at her face turning her head with his other hand. He grunts slightly and raises from the floor. mr mccoy jumps over tuni landing back into his lounger chair, with legs crossed and opening his book.

of course this makes tuni swoon even more.

ANNE-MARIE: O.k. that was kinda cool.

TUNI: KINDA COO- Anee marie! that was the ice burg that sunk the titanic! Whenit comes toMr. Mccoy meeger hot and cold do not match up to his standards.

ANNE MARIE: Yer still gonna pester him ain't ya?

TUNI: It is not pestering.... it is to... prove a point. It is just a 5 day test to show all of you how special and saintly Mr. Mccoy is.

ANN MARIE: Well it's your funeral.

TUNI: And since today happends to be monday, let the games begin!

Tuni slyly looks at mr. mccoy and hops behind the couch. Tuni reappears behind the lounger that mr.mccoy was sitting in and lightly jumps ontop of the head of the chair. She suddenly swipes his book closed leaving her extended arm in his view as she smiled sheepishly. Mr. mccoy, slightly startled sees the arm and lowers his head. He then raises the closed book to his forehead, covering his face and lightly taps the book on his forehead, with both hands gripping it and sighs heavily.

TUESDAY:

Mr. Mccoy was writing notes about the establishment. he had his yellow notepad and a pen. Going around the lounge, pausing and writing. Tuni saw this as an opportunity to further her "test". She waited until his back was turned. Unfortunately he did not even know that she was in the room. Even with his high sense of smell he could not pick up her scent.

TUNI: MR. MCCOY!

Said tuni as she lunged at him, latching herself to him from behind. She wrapped her arms and legs around his torso and rubbed her cheek against his. Mr. McCoy arms were out passed his body and legs trying to balance them both in an arched position. Mr. Mccoy titled slightly, put down the notepad and pen. He then gently loosened her legs from his torso, then her arms, holding onto her wrist as he twisted around landing her feet back to the floor and facing her.
Mr. McCoy held his elbow as his other hand storked his chin. tuni looked on at him, then suddenly a toothy wide smile wrapped his face. This made tuni jump and chuckle nervoiusly.

Bfore she knew it, Mr. McCoy was taking tuni outside of the lounge and up the tree that she liked to sit under. Mr.McCOy Climbedd up the tree with tuni and put her on a high branch. He patted her head and leaped down. Her back turned away from the lounge doors.

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At 12 hours ago, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 9 hours ago, warror wrote: i went around newgrounds looking for some good ol fashion x-men spoofs and only found like 5 or 6....wtf.

Did you even attempt to use the search function?
Search results for Marvel.
Search results for X-Men.

Even without searching, 5/6 x-men spoofs on a 10+ year old website sounds completely wrong.

i meant 5 or 6 really good ones. popular ones that someone actually toook the time to work out and produce.

and it is true that there really has not been any collabs about x men.

it would be gold after all of these innacurate moovies messing up the story.

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At 2 minutes ago, warror wrote: i'm new to this...

i made up this fan fic surrounding hank mccoy aka beast from the x-men.

i could of just went to a fan site but those fans would justlike anything beast thrown their way. so i wanted to tell you what the story was about to a more general audience.

the name of the story is called "choatic kitten"

a girl falls literally out of the sky one day and crashes into the xavier academy infront of the professor while talking toangel and iceman.

i split the story in two.

one version is a general fanfic spoof before x-men go to hell when scott fucks up and splits up the team and after the cure for the legacy virus, in that frame and is a serieous tone scratched in from time to time about prejudice and self doubt about self discovery with this mysterious girl who mr. henry phillip mccoy aka beast takes under his wing to try to jg her memory. all hell breaks loose in comedic action making hanks blue hair turn grey.

the other one is the serieous one, no comedy at all. same timeline with the mysterious girl who falls from the heavens and has no memory of her past or even her name. alot off people are after her extreme power and hank takes it amongst himself to protect her.

i was thinking about starting with the comedy one to ease into the serious one that i have not even written yet.

so interesting or no?

looking forward to your replies.

p.s. it would be cool if a really good artist would want to do the story into a short movie or 5. but im an artist also and i know what i want the girl to look like and her name. of course that would be discussed. we may never meet but with me emailing or even mailing pictures and illustrations and scripts to each other we can get it done.

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i'm new to this...

i made up this fan fic surrounding hank mccoy aka beast from the x-men.

i could of just went to a fan site but those fans would justlike anything beast thrown their way. so i wanted to tell you what the story was about to a more general audience.

the name of the story is called "choatic kitten"

a girl falls literally out of the sky one day and crashes into the xavier academy infront of the professor while talking toangel and iceman.

i split the story in two.

one version is a general fanfic spoof before x-men go to hell when scott fucks up and splits up the team and after the cure for the legacy virus, in that frame and is a serieous tone scratched in from time to time about prejudice and self doubt about self discovery with this mysterious girl who mr. henry phillip mccoy aka beast takes under his wing to try to jg her memory. all hell breaks loose in comedic action making hanks blue hair turn grey.

the other one is the serieous one, no comedy at all. same timeline with the mysterious girl who falls from the heavens and has no memory of her past or even her name. alot off people are after her extreme power and hank takes it amongst himself to protect her.

i was thinking about starting with the comedy one to ease into the serious one that i have not even written yet.

so interesting or no?

looking forward to your replies.

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there have been many collaberations, street fighter, pico holiday themes etc. but what about our heros. lets face it. i went around newgrounds looking for some good ol fashion x-men spoofs and only found like 5 or 6....wtf. do you know how popular they are now and days.

im challenging new grounds and their artist for not one, but two or hell even three...hero collabs..

I call it.

"super collab"

one marvel
one dc
and maybe a collaberation with both.

im a great script writer and my favorite character is beast from x-men. my husband is so irish and jealous. (yes im a female) i wrote a couple of shorts a fanfiction about some girl falling into the academy from the sky and she loses her memory and beast is trying to help her. but all hell breaks loose in comedic and serieous ways.

i based it before scott went nuts and took everyone to utopia and after the legacy virus cure.

so who will answer my call?

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there have been many collaberations, street fighter, pico holiday themes etc. but what about our heros. lets face it. i went around newgrounds looking for some good ol fashion x-men spoofs and only found like 5 or 6....wtf. do you know how popular they are now and days.

im challenging new grounds and their artist for not one, but two or hell even three...hero collabs..

I call it.

"super collab"

one marvel
one dc
and maybe a collaberation with both.

im a great script writer and my favorite character is beast from x-men. my husband is so irish and jealous. (yes im a female) i wrote a couple of shorts a fanfiction about some girl falling into the academy from the sky and she loses her memory and beast is trying to help her. but all hell breaks loose in comedic and serieous ways.

i based it before scott went nuts and took everyone to utopia and after the legacy virus cure.

so who will answer my call?