I'd tap that door

It's from Silent Hill 2 if I'm correct and when I first found that note (whatever the hell it was) I was like "alright I gotta find a shovel or something that'll reveal what was once here" turns out it was all bullshit and misleading, running around in circles trying to acquire something that didn't even exist in the first place.

Rape him.

Not a bad idea. Password protect it like there's no tomorrow.

Too unlawful to copy

Seriously fuck pants. They infringe on my wild side.

Pop some vicadin like House, TV always promotes positive reinforcement.

At 5/10/09 09:46 AM, RedCoin wrote:

At 5/10/09 09:44 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: People have always said I'm young at heart... even though I am only sixteen

Thats because you are young, you fucking boner.

This pretty much sums it up.

It's a horror movie, they're never meant to portray logic. The goal of the producer/director of the movie is to jack the entertainment up even if it means inputting nonsensical elements. Just enjoy the movie, you take all the fun out by over analyzing it.

You should really take better care of where you put your drink especially at a party. Never leave it unattended cause that's where the trouble starts. Use common sense next time.

We're celebrating with lobster tails. Id'm very excited and incredibly lucky to have such a ownderful mom, hope everyone makes the most of their mother's day.

Party harty speedmetalsandwhich you deserve it. And legally 18, that's a fun age.

I'd have to say Tunafish man from backyard fishing. What a catch.

At 5/9/09 06:31 AM, Pounce wrote:

At 5/9/09 06:31 AM, MantisClock wrote: lolwut
what wuz that
lol ty now i have my first english word wit 19 letters

A scientific name doesn't really constitute as a typical English word

Unless you live in Holland.

Nice photo! The resolution you can get with cameras these days is astounding.

I caught my friend masturbating to the mature section of Newgrounds. He asked if I wanted to join him. The rest is history.

At 5/9/09 06:28 AM, yhar wrote:

At 5/9/09 06:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: What you got to offer me?

can I have one? I'll have intercourse with mechabloby.

That was so last year.

At 5/9/09 04:56 AM, Reckon wrote: Don't ask help from newgrounds, we're not tech support.

We can always pretend.

At 5/9/09 06:21 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 5/9/09 06:15 AM, Warhammer wrote:

Shelby.. That's kinda nice... I like the idea of the girl name. Hmm...

It was my ex-girlfriend's name. You can have it, I don't think she'll be needing it anytime soon.

is she hot? is she freelancing in my area? is she for sale?....redhead?

Hot like a tamale, she'll freelance until the cows come home, she's on sale while supplies last (catch my drift), and redder than skin cancer. Have at it.

At 5/9/09 12:13 AM, RKthrilla wrote: Mmm.. yahoo newss....

Who really cars about some god kid going to a prom?

We used to be that kid.

Lets be the honest, the bear deserves it. Mother nature's cuddliest animal should be entitled to it.

At 5/9/09 06:09 AM, Cybersief wrote:

At 5/9/09 06:05 AM, Warhammer wrote: Shelby perhaps? Something classy but not too over the top. Certainly not the cliche "hendrix"

Shelby.. That's kinda nice... I like the idea of the girl name. Hmm...

It was my ex-girlfriend's name. You can have it, I don't think she'll be needing it anytime soon.

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote: For fuck's sake why are these still popping out of Rina-Chan's cunt?

Nothing better to do? Lack of a social life? Teen adolescence?

Kooky huh? Very popular around the Cretaceous Period.

At 5/9/09 01:21 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Out of all people, it's my locker that's broken into. Just great, really.

What are the odds right?

Shelby perhaps? Something classy but not too over the top. Certainly not the cliche "hendrix"

I'm broke, sorry. Economy's got me plum tuckered. I due hope someone or you yourself are able to purchase it. Can't have fun on the internet without a monitor.

Most peculiar. Sounds like something got jiggled loose and won't stay put. Sometimes you just gotta jam it in there. A little lubricant might help and then just hold it there. Try not to apply too much friction.

These gentlemen can also help your inquiries

Aqui esta mi amigo

At 5/8/09 05:13 AM, DirtySyko wrote: I'm sitting here at 4am browsing the ol' NG forums, minding my own business

Naturally

I got the lights to my room on, everything is quiet

*awkward silence*

and out of nowhere

Well its gotta come from somewhere

there is this bang on my window

That can't be good

It was a few thuds, a pause for like 1 second, and a few more thuds.

You're sure of these calculations?

My computer is against the wall where the window is located, so it's basically right in front of me.

Imminent disaster

I instantly got up and looked out of my blinds,

You gotta em now

but I didn't see anything.

shucks

I went out to the living room, and opened the door and looked and saw nothing.

Double shucks

I'm pretty sure some dick head just banged on my window and took off.

what a dick head. he was probably just dickin around.

If I am stabbed to death in the morning it's probably due to this. Now I get to sit here all paranoid wondering who the fuck banged on my window and took off >:(

Sick world we live in.