I hate shitty threads.

Like the one I just posted in..

It's disgusting!

Eventually, after solid waste has come out, the blueberries you didn't chew very well pop out of your anus and make green splashed in the toliet water!

It was bad enough that I was sick, for to be poopin moist rabbit pellets was too much.

fuck me, man

Heath does not seem like the type of actor that dies unexpectedly. I don't know why, he's just too innocent, normal looking. It's not like he was a radical actor who chose ballsy roles. Ten Things I hate About You? A Knight's Tale?? The dude was just some guy, didn't seem to be that type of person.

I feel like he's not dead. He is, but it's weird to imagine him dead. I'm not even attached to the guy, it's just weird.

9:13 here in California

So far this night has sucked....

I'm not drunk, I'm not going to get drunk, there's no pretty lady by my side,

I have to wait until 11:40 to hang with my boys, maybe later, by then the spirit of the new year will have diminished, my friend is gonna be jet lagged, so even if we try to stay up into 08 he's gonna wanna crash, but he thinks he's fine...

Prior to posting this thread, I pissed off my sister, and I realized that we never get along and we will never be close siblings, I make life hard for her and she annoys me. I am always jealous that my parents like her more, ETC ETC.

One fat, whiney sob story,

Happy fucking new year...I might have a shot or two only, just to iron out my annoyance,

At 12/25/07 10:28 PM, gr0ss wrote:

At 12/25/07 10:27 PM, stanni wrote:

At 12/25/07 10:24 PM, gr0ss wrote: no 1 cares faggot

You don't have the right to call me a faggot when you have a pink aura...

omg aura holy shit u have a really valid point there budday

you were owned, take it like a man.

my suggestion is, eat fruits and vegetables and go walking at least 4, 5 times a week. Like, you don't have to jog or anything, just a walk to get yourself moving, feel me?

So, my dad tells me his mom died of colon cancer

that's why i have bloody shits. nice.

i dislike your nerdiness so much right now

At 12/23/07 08:28 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: So I see you got your information from the government.

nice!.........i bet you felt hella proud about that one.

"heh, I just threw a diss at the system, ohhh yeah, kickin it old school, street cred goin up."

figure out what his interests are, build upon them

ask him questions about what he does
what's his favorite movie
who he may vote for i the upcoming election

make a not that while you are asking these questions, keep your hand firmly in front of the entrance to your anus while. Also, do not make direct eye contact, for this sometimes excites them and causes them to attack

I think i made it in seventh grade? Possibly? Now I'm a junior in high school.

I think I was trying to be clever and witty or something, i made it as a random nick name in middle school and thought it would stick. I've only gotten shit for it online hahaha.

yeah, but it's been my main account since i signed up. Pity if I just deleted it or something

I'm sorry, I love all cats and shit and find them cute, but this site is fucking sad.

" Every Cat Counts:
Total cats on Catster: 147,536"

That 147,536 people who are either hot chicks, grannies or men who do not know what the function of a vagina is.

Oh, did I mention there's an overall animal theme?

"We're pawroud to announce the launch of our latest and greatest feature, Catster Answers. Ask and answer questions on any cat-related topic, or just browse and learn."

wow.....

At 12/14/07 03:24 AM, Simkiss wrote: You describe it to us and then try to convince us to watch it?

Yeah, I can't even pretend it's a good film. It's THAT bad.

Might be one of the worst films I have ever had to watch for school.

Like, I'm all for watching movies instead of having class, cause I'm not gonna lie, it's awesome, but jesus christ. This was an awful film.

Plot: Fat latina chick doesn't understand her mother, and her mother doesn't understand her. Fat Latina chick is insecure about her weight, eventually she discovers that there is more to her than just a fat ass. Fat latina chick learns how to accept her physical apperance and show the world who she truly is, BLAH FUCKING BLAH..

Let me give you an example of a scene:

Fat latina is working at her sister's fabric shop. Everyone who works there is a fat latina. Their insensitive 1st generation mexican mother doesn't want fat latina to take off her shirt, b/c she is overweight. Fat latina says "I don't care, there is more to me than my fat"

then her sister looks up from her work and says "You go, sister!"

RRRGGGHHHHHHHHSHHShjgddhxNHHHHH

you have to see this movie, you have to understand how corny, how women's right-sy it is, how unberably cliche it is. Please.

At 12/13/07 04:55 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I hate when you're going to the bathroom and people are calling for you. It's like, LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS!

I really hate that....when my dad calls up to me from downstairs and when i don't respond, he keeps calling.

I also hate in general when i'm taking a shit and someone is hovering outside the bathroom. Like, could you leave?

At 12/7/07 03:28 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: It's obvious that your school is walled in. It's not public, only students and pupils can go there. New students (and generally teachers) only come in once a year anyway. What happens on the outside of your school has fairly little relevance to what goes on inside, and vice versa. It's like a small world.

i was gonna go fir that whole "we're private school" thing...yeah, that makes a lot of sense. thanks a lot.

At 12/6/07 07:22 PM, gregaaron89 wrote:

At 12/6/07 07:19 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote:

At 12/6/07 07:18 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote: He shouldn't need money on a teacher's salary...

Are you serious?

All our teachers do is complain about how much money they're not getting.

learn to spot sarcasm.

most of the teachers at my school make close to 75,000 a year. Is that low?

This is due tomorrow:

"In a one-two page, word processed final paper, respond to the following image: Our School as a walled-in community. What is walled in or walled out? What benefit or expense has there been to society and you? What kind- if any kind- of wall is impermeable?

We have read this poem: Robert Frost "Mending Wall"

and have been reading a novel called Tortilla Curtain, which was to do with a gated community that deals with illegal immigrants, and how they want to build a wall to keep the immigrants out.

It's 12:07, i haven't started, but I'm really good at bullshitting and taking up space. Basically I need a thesis and some ideas, and unfortunately they are not coming. Can anyone lend me some theories and shit? If not it's cool, I'm all for inappropriate insults.

Sometimes, when I'm out an about, i just look up in the sky while I'm walking, and think like....man...I am one dude, surrounded by billions, and we're all on some small rock, that it surrounded by trillions, and whatever comes after that of stars planets, galaxies, solar systems, planets we don't even know about, everything.

It just makes life so insignificant.

^__^

you got hate mail? are you serious?

Of course it's alright for you not to cry. Jesus christ, if people give you anymore dirty looks, tell them to fuck off and throw a box of tissues at them.

Just because you didn't show emotion doesn't mean you didn't feel anything. I mean....you had to have pitied the guy, right?

Also, read Albert Camus's the stranger.....this guy goes to jail because he doesn't show emotion.

At 11/8/07 04:53 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote: Pretty damn gross, but I still think Pain Olympics is the most disturbing thing I'll ever see.

My friend is sayin," yeah, it's really disgusting", and I'm like

"d00d....you watched a video of a guy cutting his dick into pieces...how is this more gross?"

"....different kind of gross".

Different kind of gross....hmmm...well it doesn't sound pleasant but it sounds better than genital mutilation.

ALSO, Tomorrow my friend and I are going to watch 2girlsnonecup and then 2girlandonefigner back to back for the first time without looking away. I'm excited ^_^

The nastiest, most violent scene in a cartoon that i have seen @ 3:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlRY6e6Z Pw&feature=related

pic

Well...do you hate and wish ill will on every black person who ever lived?

If not, I don't think you're necessarily a racist....you seem to be prejudiced. There's a difference.

There was a time when i was with a friend and we were drinking and we meet up with my friend's friends. I knew all of em, except this one guy i had ever met.

So I'm getting off my drunk-ed-ness, and we're in mcDonalds (ew...) and me and this one dude are snapping our fringers to this old ass 80's song on the radio...and this guy i dunno has this douche smirk, and he starts immitating me.

Well, as the night goes on, i drank more (other people drank and smoked more too), and every chance this guy got he'd tell me to be quiet. Eventually he's like "hey, stop singing" I looked at him and said "No...how about that?" It got pretty awkward, especially cause i was acting like an intoxicated fool, but on the other hand, this guy didn't know me and i was friends with everyone else who was there.

Anyways....I say if someone acts like a douche to you, think of something mean to say so next time they act like that say it and then immedeatly ignore them...and, uh...yeah.

I buyed you a pepsi....

OH MY GOD

I did what one of you said, I just waited for it to get heavier, and then when it made significant headway i just strained and it game out but it was circular, like the size of soft ball (I'm seriously not kidding I should have taken a picture) and my naseua is gone and I feel swimmingly and oh my god.

Thank you EVERYONE who helped, I'm eating watermelon which i will wash down with fiber one and orange juice.

It's not going to come out. I just know. I tried to sit down today and i strained and nothing came of it.

My parents just called me from spain, I told them, and they think I'm exxagerating. I swear to god I was about to scream into the fucking phone. I'm having a mini crisis, and that's how they act.

Is this worth going to the hospital? It feels REALLY uncomfortable.

At 11/5/07 02:48 AM, Jozzalanco wrote:

Well, I had that, and still have that.
When I first had it, I couldn't sit down and had a pain in my lower stomach.

I went to the doctor and guess what he said.

"BECAUSE YOU KEPT YOUR POO IN YOUR STOMACH INSTEAD OF RELEASEING IT, YOU STOMACH CANT TAKE IT AND WILL HURT UNTIL YOU DO YOUR NEXT POO."

It's true, because I did keep my poo it the morning, or else I would've missed the bus.

So my advice is, don't br scared, you should just realese everything.

I'm just afraid it's going to hurt like hell and I'm gonna die of over exertion (trying to hard)

At 11/5/07 02:54 AM, Doombox162 wrote: Remember to model it once you poop it out!

It maybe a record holder!

When I took my first dump today, I thought of that episode

I am really worried about my health right now, and am wondering if i am in any immediate danger

Here's my situation: I am 17 and am home alone for 9 days. Yes, there will be people checking in on me, but i'm technically still alone. I am also very constipated. I've had a history of constipation, and it's really been bad this year. I even went to the doctor, who advised i eat more fiber, take a laxative and eat watermelon. She checked my ass and said everything looked normal, and i got a blood test done. Everything was "normal"

This weekend I ate a lot and didn't shit it out right after. I have eaten, since Thursday night to sunday at 11:23 pm, a slice of mushroom pizza, pumpkin pie, a steak burrito, a bag of pretzels, some Cheezits, a large amount of an oven pizza, this weird pumpkin cake thing that my mom made, a LARGE bowl of fiber one, some watermelon, some pop sickles and some salad and pasta tonight at my neighbors house.

I had one bowel movement today...it wasn't that big, but it hurt....a lot. There was blood. I have gotten blood before, but this was a lot of blood. I tried pushing out the rest, It seriously seemed too big, and I am afraid to push it out, or if i can even do so. I have had major uncomfortable pains in what seems to be my lower stomach, it is sometimes too hard for me to sit for very long, i have to lie down and watch tv for at least five minutes after one of these "attacks".

AM I IN DANGER? I called operator and asked if there was a # to call besides 911, cause idk if it's really an emergency or not, and i don't wanna cause alarm for my parents my first night of being home alone, but i am trippin out. She said call 911 for the paramedics and left me. Cunt. For the moment the pains have subsided, but there is still an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach.

Please, somebody give me something, I'm pretty nervous.

At 10/27/07 06:00 PM, The-Lorax-Speaks wrote: are you just bored and wanted to complain? If you don't like the site, why do you keep coming.

that's the problem....why didn't i leave one thousand posts ago?

Why does it NEVER change? "FRONT PAGE: MARIO Z SERIES PART 2! CHECK IT OUT GUYZ!"

"Madness Episode 30: apothesisiisiejfns!"

"Viewing 1-40 of 1,390 matches for Mario" ....MARIO...the VIDEO GAME CHARACTER....

The only major upside has been the blog feature....which I gotta admit is cool.

I'm almost 18. I have been a member since 05, I think. I have over 1000 forum posts. I get nothing out of this place, only 10% of the flashes are funny and the games are only good once in a while.

The people here keep getting younger and more stupid. Every topic on here is either created by a "noob" who posts a piece of information that is neither funny, disturbing or intellectually stimulating, or a veteran who thinks he/she is cool because he/she has been here for a long time and has some sort of power.

On my Saturday, because other friends have made plans and tragically "can't chill today", I am left to come to this forum and see if there is anything that can lift my spirits and make my one day of freedom worth while.

This site is clearly exclusive to young 13 year old outcasts who find unfunny video game parodies delightful to talk about for all time. I admit, I enjoyed this site at one point....but I found it's become more of a cancer than something to look forward to.

Am I unique in my opinion?