dude just move dont be a pussy ask em for rent money and leave its best then you have your own place which is FANTASTIC cause you can do whatever

and imma own it i know everything i have to say although im scared im the first one to go for the interview im not to sure if shes gonna gimme hard questions anyone have anything you used to help you some tricks guys help me out please

At 11/10/09 08:36 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Never saw, only heard.

same exept i heard EVERY SINGLE NIGHT :S

i cant imagine what it would be like for people who move here during the summer when they are not used to the intense heat here i always hear of people dying from the heat when it only reaches 100 degrees could you imagine if they had to deal with our constant 110 degree heat all summer?

i know you think its hot there but here the climate is all different your sweat here doesnt cool you down because the air is moist its terrible i've alwways hated Farenheight its to confusing.

At 8/30/09 05:55 PM, cast wrote: Killin' Jews.

To far

grrrr 30 degrees and im going to school i cant take it

At 11/9/09 04:18 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: No school at 35 degrees? Shit, it's 40 Degrees on a daily basis here.

teachers here are pussys :D

At 11/9/09 04:46 AM, xxdomoxxkunxx wrote:

At 10/31/09 06:03 PM, Hawdcore wrote: I raped my kindergarten teacher

what they fuck?

wrong forum FOO

no no school rule its fucking awsome i love it

for exaple when your one newgrounds your like awsome and shit and making cock jokes/being trolls but when on facebook/myspace you have to behave even i do (just a lil :D) so tell me are you like me or are you the same always

At 11/9/09 03:29 AM, istillplaywithlego wrote:

At 11/9/09 03:21 AM, walterwagner wrote:

i don't really agree with that. its more around 90%

totaly theres a small percentage

haha Kevin Rudd PM is hilarious. You've gotta love Rove even if its just for that

i love rove did you see the recent one whith hamish and andy as cab driver i was laughing so hard

How long have you been living here for? that's probably why you feel the heat so bad. I don't really mind the heat much, except at night. Humid nights are awful

about 6 years but i still cant take it i liked cold but its nice here specially in spring its perfect then :D

At 11/9/09 03:26 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: In Perth, the temperature's been going crazy.
It's hot for 2 days, then it's cold again and then it's hot again.

Make your choice, Mother Nature!!

i belive that australia is getting screwed over when it comes to weather

At 11/9/09 02:39 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Australians always make me laugh, because it seems like half of them are totaly sophisticated and politicaly active brothers. But the other half are like red-neck americans, completely macho to the point of being selfdestructive and stupid.

And I'm not coming at Australians or anything, they just remind me of like Americans below the equator or something.

your totaly wrong the whole of australia is redneck even the fucking prime minister look what there doing to him its Hilarious im not from australia im from USSR :D but i love australia so hot though ima harden the fuck up though i love my tan

At 11/9/09 01:09 AM, LeroyJ wrote: What are some things you were never allowed to do as a child?

wasnt alowed to tram untill i got pissed off then they let me :3

and its driving me crazy my head constantly hurts my computer keeps getting hot in like 20 mins i have to spray my self with water so i dont pass out the only good things are that the girls are becoming hotter :D because of tanning and im getting a nice tan but its crazy theres a rule that if its over 35 degrees we dont go to school fuck it im not going tommorow my head is hurting so much

ewww its talking

im allergic to n00bs

its amazing and also very true for example
scary

At 11/7/09 06:05 PM, cool154 wrote: I have to wtie a short story with at least 20,000 words in it by the end of the month. I can't think of anything to write about. What are some ideas that I could use to get started?

ok so adam sandler falls in love with this girl... but shes .... like ..a labador

1 buy a mansion with 100 rooms (one for each prostitute) then become a pimp
2 buy another house with 20 rooms (for myself)
3 spend about 10 mil on taxis then start my own service the taxi drivers get 40% i get 60
4 buy the latest technology (ipods,tv,ps3,xbox wii)
4 put 30% of what i have left into the bank so it can grow
5 donate the remaining 70%

I started singing This and i got suspened. it wasnt that bad i mean she doesnt like him so i had a tantrum at the teacher got sent to principles office (shes really nice) and i told her the whole story i got suspened for one day but the teacher had to appoligze for being (cant rember what but basicly a hater)

At 11/7/09 04:43 PM, 10OfSpades wrote: Yes by 34 I do mean rule 34 of the internet, there is porn of it, no exeptions.

What do you think would be impossible to rule 34.

No there isnt anything can have a penis and vagina thus rule 34 is always accurate

At 11/7/09 04:33 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Men have food eating competitions.
Women have food making competitions.

NUFF SAID.

i choose this one

At 11/7/09 04:49 PM, leo967846 wrote: Does anyone know of a good free voice editer software? A link would be appreciated.
I am looking for one where you can change your voice to really high, or really low.
Thanks.

http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/aeec19b5 7e7be9166d7f8a89c8cc4fc6.wav

this made me laugh so hard here is the link to it its not what your looking for but i just love it

http://www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts /demo.php

At 9/11/09 06:07 PM, Facepalmer wrote: all day at school today we had to go to assemblies and marches and a bunch of stupid shit. what is so bad about this particular day? yeah the twin towers fell. that was like 20 years ago. you dont see us celebrating 2pac's death every year after he died. my point is, why do we still care?

your not the smart one in your class are you?
by the way it was like 8 years ago

first put them in coke for about 6 hours then sell them thell be clean as a nipple :D

At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: I can't believe I'm doing this, but hell. Why not?
Yea, some of you know, I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold. Old news.
I've been dating this girl, for about a year. Shes nice, has a good sense in humor, and sex is pretty great.
(I'm 14, any sex is pretty great.)
But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..
Pretty much, I have girls flirt with me, quite often. Its hard to just stick with one, ya know?
You look at her and go "Well she'd do this" and look at the her and say "Well she is this."
Its weird, when I'm around my girlfriend, I love her.
When I'm not, I'm thinking about whether that blond girl puts out..

What do you suppose I do?
TLDR; Shut up and read.

Witty sarcastic comments are welcome.

Oh my god you make me laugh thats bullshit your a vigin and i bet your olny saying things so you can get componsation from othere people who you dont know on the internet your some fat 4eyed jerk off (i mean why else would a 14 year old be on the web)

At 11/7/09 03:01 PM, Facepalmer wrote: I've been thinking and I've had some stuff on my chest for the last couple days. So there's this white kid at my school. He's really been pissing me off lately because whenever we make fun of him, he doesn't say anything and lately he's been rapping alot in school.

Ok so whats wrong with rapping is it talking away your black spirit? douch

Last week, he bleached his hair and now it's like, blonde. So we were in the locker room on Thursday and I was like "Ewww that's gross. You're disgusting". He asked what was wrong with blonde hair and I said "Nothing it's just gross that you actually bleached it like that". So for the rest of the period we just made fun of him for his blonde hair. Later that period a couple of my friends pantsed him and gave him a wedgie in front of a couple girls he was talking to and he got genuinely pissed off. That's not where it all started though.

dude seriously get a life whats wrong with blonde hair and why do you want to justify what your doing your a troll and a cock fag

The next day, yesterday, at lunch he was rapping in a circle of his friends. I went over to them while he was singing and pushed him down. He just got up silently, looked at me, and continued rapping. But this time, he mentions MY NAME in his rap and starts talking about how he could beat me in a fight.

So I said "Wow, you really think you're that fucking tough, white boy?. Monday then". And he pushed me and I was like "Wow that hurt" and slapped him in the face. He didn't do anything after that. So I just walked away and screamed "Monday".

you've seriously got menal issues your a racist troll and i hope he fucks you up i knew some one like you similar story really exept i didnt rap i was shuffling so the bastard pushed me i so fucking pushed him back he charged at me i dodged and smashed his nose in people like you piss me of alot. as i said befour GO DIE your a horride racist troll

Seriously, why do rappers think that just because they think they're good at singing means they can mention other people's names in their song? Fuck that kid. I'm getting ready and exercising all weekend to make sure I can beat that cocky little bitch's ass.

At 11/7/09 05:34 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: I shat on the floor, then forget about it and then saw it again, didn't know what it was so I stamped on it. I think I was 1 or 2 then.

NO FUCKIN WAI...

I go Poland its fucking amazing there