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At 11/1/14 11:01 AM, Denton wrote: You will lose.

Doubt it.

I'll just let my sac inflate until it busts, making me bleed out.

I worked until 8:30 and then sat at home.

I might go stand in the corner at a party tonight and drink.

Weeeeee.

If you need to lose weight just do crossfit and talk about that instead.

At 11/1/14 10:43 AM, Bit wrote: This post almost nearly triggered me.

Good, I'm aiming to win.

At 11/1/14 10:32 AM, Mismo wrote: "I once went a whole month without masturbating"

Immediately followed by bitter tears.

At 11/1/14 10:23 AM, larrynachos wrote: The loch ness monster one, because it's the only one I remember.

That one's pretty good actually. Alot of the movies after that are shit.

The old ones with either the Harlem Globetrotters or Batman and Robin were always amusing for some reason.

At 11/1/14 10:19 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: so everyday nowadays when he waits for dad to drive him to school i say *have a nice time at jail

Well, disregarding how rude that is I go to college and not high school,

where you have to worry less about "bullying" and more about your soul turning black as sin.

At 11/1/14 10:11 AM, Sekhem wrote: all false/pseudoscience/dumb redpill shit

We know, lol

At 11/1/14 10:09 AM, Mismo wrote: It might not be so much about willpower but rather about the lack of things to occupy oneself with. Believe it or not but there is such a thing where one just masturbates out of sheer boredom.

If all else fails stare at a wall and think about life. It will make you too sad to get sexually excited.

I hope that helps.

Also, yeah you're probably impotent.

*inhale*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

So at the end of the month I expect prize money, a comb for my beard, and Viagra.

Ok thank you.

Do you guys seriously lack that much willpower or am I just borderline impotent?

At 11/1/14 09:40 AM, freaksy101 wrote: Continue making music. Also this song is so appropriate for this month.

Goodbye October.

I plan on trying to not lose my mind while I try to survive the rest of school.

I have a couple drawings started that I'd like to finish soon. I should have some time this week to work on some of them.

At 10/31/14 11:59 PM, Bit wrote: I'd better find a girlfriend real quick. I don't want to lose again.

Hey dude, look at the bright side;

If by the end of the month, you're still single and you've won,

atleast you wasted a month of your fucking life not masturbating.

Oh wait that won't really make you feel better. sorry.

At 10/31/14 11:42 PM, Bit wrote: The struggle is real.

It's 11:50 on the East Coast of America so we're going to pretend you didn't lose yet.

At 10/31/14 11:42 PM, FurryGod wrote: Eggnog

Mother.
Fucking.
Eggnog.

Also know as Delicious Liquid Cholesterol.

At 10/31/14 11:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Do you have any ideas how?

Let the UN solve it.

Oh wait they don't do shit.

Back to the drawing board.

I already have a headstart on you people.

I'm going to use November as an excuse to not waste the effort shaving either.

2 for 1 special.

No money down.

Low monthly payments.

0% APR for the first 36 months.

At 10/31/14 11:20 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I don't like living in the desert because I'm used to waist deep snow by now.

Supposed to snow tomorrow.

I'll be staring out the window all day if you guys need me.

At 10/31/14 11:17 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Dude, bro to bro, you say some real cringe worthy shit sometimes.

Smfh it is right here

At 10/31/14 10:45 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

...and never call any of you again.

in black and white what do you want from me.

At 10/31/14 11:05 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR?!!!

Sorry I'm clearly in a bad mood you shit. I don't even realize how it sounds. Oh well.

No, you know what, just no. You do what you want m8. I,m just gonna go punch a baby or something.

I purely hope it's your first born.

At 10/31/14 10:13 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: We're done here.

At 10/31/14 10:13 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: We're done here.

At 10/31/14 10:51 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I swear to all that's holy I'll end you in the most painful of ways if you don't let me pay for this....

Oh well you said you weren't going to call back anyways so go ahead and please, make sure you keep playing games with me instead of just telling me to fuck off if you don't want to go on a second date.

I'm totally not venting about my personal life right now.

*kiss on the cheek*

I'll text you.

At 10/31/14 10:45 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Psh...
I'd take you all out for a nice dinner...and never call any of you again.

Who said you're paying?

I got the bill.

No, stop arguing me about this.

Ok guys, the trick or treaters went home, time to turn on the carols and bust out the trees.

So let's all talk about how you get ready for Christmas with Thanksgiving as an afterthought and bitch how they start holiday festivities too early like a bunch of old men.

At 10/31/14 10:39 PM, NGPulp wrote: Huh.

Is that so?

This is why you're one of my best buds here.

At 10/31/14 10:25 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Are you stalking me now? I'm flattered, but I expect you to kill for me. All the best stalkers kill for their love.

But if you feel the same wouldn't it be worth it?

Crime of passion. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

At 10/31/14 10:21 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I can never tell when people are kidding or being sarcastic through text. I just assume everything is serious and act acordingly.

Gotten into a few fights that way...

You don't say.

When has this ever happened

At 10/31/14 10:13 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Meh, I gave you some good advice and you're throwing a tantrum like a child.

We're done here.

You can tell how serious I am by the way I called you a hemorrhoided butthole,

but you're right we should stop.

good advice

wait a damn minute.

She's big-boned

At 10/31/14 10:06 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Here's my witty retort.

Have a nice halloween.

Oooooh shit you all out of stuff to say though.

Another dude I thought was cool but is actually a raging, hemorrhoided butthole.

You and Solamander should totes hang.

At 10/31/14 09:54 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I can taste the salt.

Ok well go wipe off your chin.

If your trying to comfort your hurt butt with their dicks, that's very counterproductive.

Who said it hurts.

Also, why do you care about it?

Like seriously, is there a reason?

You'd think you'd be more upset that it was essentially a rape joke.

WHICH BY THE WAY AREN'T FUNNY

At 10/31/14 09:51 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Punk bitch calling me out, you wanna throw hands m8?!

I got your back Supreme this guy ain't nothing scary, I'll hold him while you stomp.

At 10/31/14 09:43 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I'd like to talk to you about self deprecating humor and why it dosen't work for you.

Calm down there Vnzi you fucking piece of sh-there's like three other guys that said they want my anus anyways so it doesn't matter.