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This sounded like such a better idea when I made it.

Anyways I weighed it this morning at 236. That's not terrible seeing as though I only jogged Thursday, had a busy weekend, and then yesterday. I'll probably do about 20 minutes today, or more if I'm feeling it. I have off from school.

Happy Veteran's Day or something.

At 11/11/14 06:40 AM, NGPulp wrote: Ah, how I long for the sweet taste of human flesh.

I promise it won't be any of our members, if it makes you feel better.

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At 11/9/14 03:25 AM, Chocomilk wrote: Apparently doing this unconsciously makes you super social and attractive because you just need to bone so bad so I'm just waiting until I morph into a sex god

Yeah, good luck to you if you do get your dick wet, because when I "lost", shit only lasted like 5 minutes.

I used to yank it for a good half hour.

This challenge ruined me. I'm still trying to fap as little as possible though, if at all.

At 11/10/14 07:41 PM, Sevkat wrote: lmao, fucking chump change
minimum wage here is $10.50

It's because your government actually cares about its people.

Silly.

At 11/10/14 07:56 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 11/10/14 12:50 PM, Radaketor wrote: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in jingle bell square
In the frosty air.

Orange is my favorite color now. It used to be red or black but having an orange car, amongst other things, made it my favorite color. I don't like bright orange though, it has to be earthy, like autumn leaves.

I like other earth colors, too, mostly greens and browns, but also dark natural blues.

I volunteer to cook for you all.

You kids like dutch oven cooking?

At 11/10/14 07:54 PM, kazumazkan wrote: oh slint what would we do without you.

We'd curl into the fetal position and cry.

At 11/10/14 07:42 PM, Ley7423 wrote: How much do you weigh now?

I'll let you know tomorrow. You're heavier at night from food and water intake.

Nine.

Nine what?

I don't know.

At 11/10/14 06:25 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: You must learn to live without a soul.

That sounds hard, teach me your ways?

At 11/10/14 05:56 PM, Sevkat wrote: Or you can dye your beard.

That won't stop the soul cravings.

At 11/10/14 05:47 PM, thedarkzero wrote: Because it's a commercial project, I needed a concept artist because none of us can draw.

Oh.

Try deviantArt I guess, then. I think they'd be more apt to help you with that, if you payed them somehow.

Alright, ever since I started growing my beard in like early September, I've noticed ginger hairs in it. I have totally brown hair on my head and everything but it's just so strange.

Now, all was fine and well with it, it wasn't that noticeable. But in the past few days or weeks, they've become more prevalent. Even more bothersome, I've started to craves souls. I've made a stunning realization; All my life, I've loved to sing when alone, but I'm not very good at it. Only now do I understand that this is because I have no soul in my face, and my singing lacks it accordingly.

Guys, I'm spazzing out. What do I do? Do I resist the urge to consume spiritual energy and live the rest of my life with a ginger beard, and a shitty singing voice. Or do I start dressing in all black, sneaking around in the dead of night and stealing the souls of the innocent for my own selfish desires.

I really want to be an awesome rock singer.

At 11/10/14 05:33 PM, thedarkzero wrote: I would feel bad posting it in collaboration. And people would probably get pissed. So I need to hire an artist for a Non-NG project, and I can't find any other good places to find people.

Why not put it on Newgrounds as well as wherever else it's going to go?

At 11/10/14 03:27 PM, Radaketor wrote: Weekend: Did jack shit all day. Mostly stayed online and occasionally got up to go pee.

Today: Had P.E. so i got to work out for a good 45 minutes.

Anyone else still doing this or am i the only one?

I just got done jogging for about 20 minutes. Last time I weighed myself was Friday and you're not supposed to too often, so probably either tomorrow or Wednesday I will.

At 11/10/14 02:38 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 11/10/14 05:26 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Take me out to dinner before we start talking marriage.

Freak.

All I have is this frozen pack of wild berry pop tarts.

*sigh*

I'll go buy some milk.

At 11/10/14 01:41 PM, Sekhem wrote: that's how racists sound when they find out their entire way of thinking is obsolete in a modern society

i bet seeing mixed race couples is the equivalent of a h-bomb inside his brain

He's speaking against racism, in a twisted kind of way... How's that make sense.

At 11/10/14 10:42 AM, Phobotech wrote: If only there were a global BBS meetup. That would be hilarious.

All wearing nametag stickers like "Hello! My name is (Screenname)"

*fistfights ensue*

Well I'd really like to meet most of you, even if it's just an awkward glare across the room.

For the time being me and Radaketor have to make do cooing over each others' Facebook profile pics.

I recently snatched up a new snowboard for only $100 because it had "shipping damage", which wad only some scuffs and scratches. Good deal

Just don't break her heart, or you're not going to your brother's wedding.

Naruto hasn't touched me because a) I don't watch it and b) I have a rape whistle.

At 11/10/14 06:37 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Since your previous posts got deleted the beautiful pictures of American nature is gone!

Google is your friend.

At 11/10/14 06:29 AM, M-Maher wrote: never forget

11/9, because only the Plebeians put the month first.

Bloody hob-knockers.

This started out interesting and started to sound more like crazy-ass propaganda.

Still made some points... but the dude sounds like he's ready to punch a baby.

At 11/9/14 10:50 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Marry me?

Take me out to dinner before we start talking marriage.

Freak.

At 11/9/14 09:44 PM, Sevkat wrote: English, please.

She wrote "girk" instead of girl.

Gosh, stay out of it mom.

At 11/9/14 09:39 PM, Sevkat wrote: I don't get it.

Neither do I, so fuck it. We're restarting the script from scratch.

Lol @Toastie "girk"

I knew you were a girk. I have an art idea now.

Wear a t-shirt for a few days. I'm not kidding. You need to trick your body's homeostasis mechanism into fighting the cold, and that's a good way to do it. I'm a polar bear, I hate heat. I can tolerate a decent amount of cold.

At 11/9/14 08:20 PM, mrexcellent2190 wrote: what you want to do with your life and what life will force you to do are two different things...

With that being said, take into account what you like doing, and what your logical options are.

Personally, I like camping and stuff, and realized I wanted to go into Environmental Science. I'm going to get a degree where I can do a range of jobs. That way, I'm not risking getting a degree that I can't use. Try looking into different degrees and what kinds of jobs you can nab with them. Hope that helps you decide.