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At 11/13/14 08:45 AM, Monster-64 wrote: You're right. I should make him come to me, and everytime he does. I reject his affectionate motions. The true way way to destroy someone who's famous.

Huh yeah even better, try doing that to somebody you know has feelings for you until they finally realized they've just been fucked with and stop giving a damn.

Yeah I don't know what that feels like. Maybe if you give Cordyceps Stockholm Syndrome hard enough he'll love you forever.

At 11/13/14 08:40 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Should I accept, decline, or block him?

Just passive-aggressively leave it there. He'll stomp on your heart soon enough.

At 11/13/14 08:37 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Cordyceps, wanna be friends so that when you become famous, I can have a famous friend?

He's going to turn "too good for you".

I've seen it all before.

I've lived it all before, man.

ITT:

Opinions > Opinions > Opinions

At 11/13/14 08:33 AM, Monster-64 wrote: When you become famous and successful, just remember that we exist.

This is Newgrounds, of course he won't.

At 11/13/14 07:26 AM, MrApophis wrote: (which is very uncommon in people)

wut.

It's becoming the new normal, what do you mean?

At 11/13/14 08:04 AM, FurryGod wrote: Your threads are really dumb.

I read that in the voice of a whiny 5-year-old.

'Grats.

I don't remember the name of it, but there's a similar game here on Newgrounds.

I should have faved it

But you could take other ships that were floating dead in space and such, it's fun. Don't know if I'll download this. What part did you help develop?

At 11/12/14 11:28 PM, larrynachos wrote: There's an age restriction on hugs?!

This is America.

I don't know and you can't be too safe.

At 11/13/14 01:11 AM, FurryGod wrote: I paid for that stuff myself

Ahahaha

you don't need to be rich to shop there, just not have a low self esteem.

Alrighty, you high maintenance man.

Any excuse for you to start a shitty argument. You must be really fun at parties.

At 11/12/14 11:13 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Only for 18+ obviously you never seen porn before

Not porn with dicks in it.

At 11/12/14 11:07 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Wanna see me fuck a black chick from the bar while drunk, personal pm me and ill send you the link

No sorry dicks are gross.

Like 8 days. Unfortunately I've fallen back into an every day routine, which I really don't want.

Tomorrow I'll try to start holding off again. Now that I've actually started exercising, I only have so much will power to go around. lol.

At 11/12/14 10:54 PM, Yasmina wrote: this could mess with your self esteem and I recommend doing something about it if you can.

Like punch him in the dick. That'll learn him good.

At 11/12/14 10:46 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: THE GINGER BEARD WILL NEVER DIE,

Indeed it won't. No employer, no woman in my life will ever convince me otherwise.

Not even my parole officer.

Working on the 'stache too for Movember, so it'll go from a Ginger Goatee to a Ginger Van Dyke.

... Ginger Van Dyke sounds like the best redhead lesbian porn star ever. My life is complete.

The only true shitpost I dropped recently was the one about stealing souls to cure my ginger beard.

I was really, really bored.

Cheer up. Once you are of legal age I will give you a hug ok?

At 11/12/14 10:16 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: Regular chips suck. My chips have to be cheesy in order for me to eat them.

Eh, I don't even like those. I used to like Cheddar or Sour Cream Lay's chips but my tastes just kind of outgrew them, I don't know.

Salt and Vinegar will probably always be my favorite.

At 11/12/14 10:14 PM, ImperialTeaCup wrote: He does legitimately sound like an interesting sort. On topic, I have to say that I've always found Italian curses some of the best- in terms of how they sound and such.

Yeah I don't have any Italian folk in my immediate family. I am a huge sucker for Italian girls though, for sure. And there's alot around here. Lucky me (?)

Until their dads find me anyways.

My brother's fiance is Puerto Rican so hearing her get mad is always a guilty pleasure.

I like Kettle-cooked Salt and Vinegar chips.

I don't know what company, but they have some in the vending machine at work that I like getting once in a while.

I honestly don't like regular potato chips now, they either have to be Kettle-cooked or Baked.

At 11/12/14 10:10 PM, ImperialTeaCup wrote: Was he an original G? One of the founders of gangsta-rap maybe?

Nah just a poor Pollack kid that grew up in the shits of Buffalo, stealing food, money, and alcohol to help his single mother and her like... 8 kids make ends meet. It's what he had to do though and my Grandpa's a great guy today. A bit of a character, but a good guy.

At 11/12/14 05:54 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Duck face selfies.

I'll take the one on the right.

I want to go live in the 1940's.

Violent pollution, World War II, harsh segregation, rise of communism

and most importantly the pin-up era.

What a time to have been alive.

By the way, I probably should share the few choice Polish curses I know.

One of them being the "n" word.

My grandpa came from a different time, what can I say.

At 11/12/14 09:55 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: Not really 'dirty' but a bad word meaning 'son of a b****'.

Spanish: hijo de puta

You can also say it as "de puta madre" if I'm not mistaken. I think that's more Mexican slang though and literally means "from the whore mother"

At 11/12/14 09:52 PM, FurryGod wrote: I have before, they have a men's section.

It's sounds like a fabulous place. I'd rather spend the extra $18 on one of my hobbies.

Your parents must shit gold bricks, explains why you act like a pretentious little prick but what do I know who said that not me.

What's he even going to cover for that long, Winter Storm Atlas probably?

And I hate to ask, what's the previous record... I'm betting it's something to do with Hurricane Katrina.

EDIT: I should have read the article first, because it answered both these questions for me.

Oh well.

At 11/12/14 09:46 PM, FurryGod wrote: That's not overpriced. You can buy deodorants for 20$ at beauty stores.

You get your deodorants from beauty stores, huh?

At 11/12/14 09:40 PM, FurryGod wrote: I was referring to the word "overpriced" which you seem to not understand the definition.

If you take a look at the based God Google, Speed Stick averages about $2, AXE about $4 a stick.

It's over. priced.

I'm sorry I insulted the nectar of your gods. I don't go to the Walmart near me because it's full of animals like you.

Thanks for playing, come back soon.

At 11/12/14 08:16 PM, FurryGod wrote: They're not overpriced, you can buy them at Walmart for cheap.

Learn how to use a dictionary.

Are you referring to the "y tu" part?

Did you not pass 6th grade Spanish, you nard?