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At 11/21/14 12:18 AM, Sevkat wrote: A lot.
But it's also where and what I drink.
>Nicest bar in town
>drinks eight triple rums
>eats four pounds of wings
>usually by myself

So you go to the nicest bar in your town, and don't send four of your eight rums to the lady across the room?

I have an excuse to be single, I work with a bunch of dudes and hitched chicks and go to school with a bunch of freaks and otherwise don't go out in public. You're just flat anti-social.

The NG BBS is giving me all sorts of bad feels tonight. Fuck.

At 11/21/14 12:15 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: whe6

whe6? What's that shitstain code, I don't understand.

At 11/21/14 12:12 AM, Sevkat wrote: >has job
>makes breddy good money
>spends most money on booze

Jesus Christ you were saying something how you can make up to 1000$ a week, how much do you drink?

Nevermind don't answer that. As long as drinking makes you happy.

or something

At 11/21/14 12:09 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: Buy a Brita and and go down to the river. Free water.

No, you drink straight from a stagnant pond in the mountains like a real man.

At 11/21/14 12:07 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/21/14 12:01 AM, 24901miles wrote: Link?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1378252

Yeah, I don't go for that piss stain human-being shit of telling people to kill themselves, so sorry if I personally got your thread locked up, but at least it had attention brought to.

At 11/21/14 12:04 AM, theblackkangaroo wrote: thats just what i needed. btw I'm on robotussin excastcy marijuana and crack. so yeah its gonna last about 8 hrs lol

Stop. doing.

Softcore drugs.

At 11/20/14 10:59 PM, Sevkat wrote: >tfw no gf

You have a job, don't you.

Fucking buy yourself something nice and stop feeling sad.

At 11/20/14 11:58 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: yeah I'm totally fucked up lol.

Yeah from 5 hours ago?

Sounds legit to me guys.

Legends don't die,

they're just reborn.

At 11/20/14 11:51 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: @SubliminalVirus

You mean one clown?

Whatever it is.

Gamechanger is p. amazing, after all, to get one single person mad enough over nothing to create a half-dozen fake accounts and repeatedly post slight variations of a selfie of a black man with shitty fonts of near-illegible text over them.

At 11/20/14 11:43 PM, Kwing wrote: I don't like it but I'm not going to do some activist bullshit to stop it.

Yeah nah, not going to be parading any signs or anything. That's why I was comparing the orca to training a dog, it's not like they're stabbing them to make them do what they want.

Anymore.

At 11/20/14 11:41 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I feel like NG just became match.com right now

It's been match.com, 100 creepy single dudes and 1 single woman.

@SubliminalVirus

At 11/20/14 11:35 PM, RyderOmega wrote: These strikes in particular? Nope, not possible even in the slightest. Those strikes are for life.

Are we counting strikes now?

Are we?

At 11/20/14 11:27 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Also, if you're on the BBS, are you technically alone?

Eh. Not just technically, by definition.

At 11/20/14 11:26 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: i will have ur butt virginity for christmas

... No.

At 11/20/14 11:33 PM, MMHM wrote: I think so yeah. Really don't understand the mentality of people who think they can "train" killer whales. The clue is in the name, no?

Their biological names are orcas, and they are more closely related to dolphins.

"Killer whale" is like a racial slur to them and that's why they get mad and kill people.

Trust me I'm a biologist.

@BrentheMan
@EJR

SMH please clean up these shit images, probably not good for the servers.

Alright seriously what is this pathetic shit right here?

At 11/20/14 11:15 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: it's okay to drink on your birthday 8)

Are you saying it's your birthday, and you're drinking, alone, on the NG BBS?

There's not even a joke to be made there, that made me sad.

At 11/20/14 11:15 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: >ethics

Please don't be mad at me because you can't have my butt.

At 11/20/14 11:18 PM, stafffighter wrote: You infer I'm not brutal? You sack of bastard who I am much more muscular than! You will rue this day!

Bear hug me to death- smother me with your hetero-erotic love.

Alcoholics Anonymous would like a word with a few of you.

At 11/20/14 11:10 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: autist say what?

Isn't it a little early in the week to be getting hammered, friend?

He's not doing any harm, and anybody that calls him an autist are taking out their own insecurities of their mental health on him.

At 11/20/14 11:06 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Jeesh, you guys have dirty minds!

Hence we sit on the internet all night and make rape jokes.

Captain Obvious over here am I right, eh?

At 11/20/14 11:00 PM, Sevkat wrote: Because Tim McIlrath is a pussy.

Alrighty then, I have your point.

At 11/20/14 11:00 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Three strikes, your out.

My what's out?

My wiener?

Want to touch it?

At 11/20/14 10:59 PM, argile wrote: Oh I just found out what he was referring to was Rape.

Yeah not even regular rape,

Rape with a capital 'R'.

At 11/20/14 10:58 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: If I say yes will you finally have anal with me?

No.

No probably not.

At 11/20/14 10:56 PM, Sevkat wrote: There's your problem.

If you're not going to contribute to the whole subject at hand,

why post a comment?

Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop.

And it feels so good to be alive and on top.

At 11/20/14 10:52 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/20/14 10:42 PM, Knights wrote:

I don't think that was the type of surprise stabbing he was talking about dude...

Bren's tossing you an innuendo, Knights.

Take the money and run with it.