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At 11/22/14 07:36 PM, Lorkas wrote: Damn, maybe I wasn't clear enough in my original post...

There is not enough ink IN THE WORLD to tattoo even 17.3% of your arms.

That's the size of your arms.

They are that big.

50 cm big.

Your logic is terrible.

At 11/22/14 07:06 PM, Lorkas wrote: You can forget your plans of getting a sick tattoo done on your arms, there is no tattoo artist in town with that much ink.
So the question is, what do you do now!?

Do it in phases, tattoos are expensive anyways.

Also I would punch my enemies in the dick.

In the dick.

You smell better when you're awake.

At 11/22/14 02:43 PM, FurryGod wrote: You'll can't even write coherent sentences, much less argue.

"YOU'LL CAN'T"

"YOU'LL CAN'T"

"YOU'LL CAN'T"

At 11/22/14 01:52 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: fantasti.cc

I used to get some softcore pics from there, but they redesigned it like shit and I stopped going.

At 11/22/14 09:29 AM, Lich wrote: It may be a trap.

Stupid noses with boobs and penises.

At 11/21/14 06:35 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/21/14 06:14 PM, FurryGod wrote:

You have a pet dog, for your own entertainment.

Get real.

Get real? Get a clue.

He'll stop trying so hard one day.

I tooold you guys I wasn't crazy.

At 11/21/14 12:47 PM, odditiesbyangela wrote: Thanks! I had a meeting with a customer today so I thought I'd bag the community college basketball sweats in exchange for some ladylike apparel.

Angela goes to community college too guys.

Ya'll can stop being dicks to me about it now.

At 11/21/14 12:35 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:09 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote: No one would follow me into Florida. Anyone chasing me would find out where I flew to and pretty much just go "Fuck that." and give up.

Yes! Easy 1k for me.

Two grand if you kill HF at Rad's house.

Then the cops will really be looking for you.

At 11/21/14 12:21 PM, Radaketor wrote: You're lucky.

One of my other buddies on FB is starting to lose his damn mind apparently and he's beginning to remind me of Wegra.

One of his most recent statuses; "2009 was a thing"

Poor guy.

At 11/21/14 12:20 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/21/14 12:16 PM, odditiesbyangela wrote: Oh, sorry!

Lots of people have a fetish for stockings and women's legs so that'll do.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

At 11/21/14 12:19 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/21/14 12:17 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: It's also why @Radaketor is my only Facebook friend from Newgrounds, I have to watch him extra closely.

Haven't you added Wegra? He's like, friends with most users.

Oh I thought he added me but he's not in my friend's list anymore. Stange.

At 11/21/14 11:39 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:37 AM, Bit wrote: It's confirmed. WahyaRanger is an FBI agent.

All because of my master detective skills and my 10 inch penis.

Alright, you guys got me. Indeed it's why I'm always with the self-deprecating humor, to draw attention away from my research.

It's also why @Radaketor is my only Facebook friend from Newgrounds, I have to watch him extra closely.

At 11/20/14 10:43 PM, 24901miles wrote: How much do you know about a woman named Henrietta Lacks? Have you ever heard of BRCA1 and BRCA2?

I know nothing. Please tell me a bedtime story.

Did a mile and a half. Finished the first mile in 13 minutes and 10 seconds. I'm getting better anyways.

I've made Monday my weekly weigh-in day. I'll let you guys know. I'm also going snowboarding this weekend (I think I mentioned this already) but it's good exercise that's actually really fun, so that'll help.

At 11/21/14 11:20 AM, malfunction19 wrote: Oh man this was a long time ago, this was taken in 1968 or early 69 during my first 3 tours of vietnam, my friend who's face cant be seen in the photo always regrets that he didnt lift his head for the camera, haha.

Are you really a 'Nam vet?

That's pretty metal.

At 11/21/14 11:14 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Nothing suspicious at all.

Fuck I'm found out, abort abort, SEAL Team 6 execute orders "Evacuate and Execute Alpha"

At 11/21/14 11:10 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Wait a second, Wahya. How much is the FBI and COX news paying you to make this post?

N-nothing Monster. Why do you ask.

Oh look at that I have to go exercise and get ready for work I'll see you guys later.

At 11/21/14 11:00 AM, Makakaov wrote: If you'd change FBI to some kind of multi culti feminazi vanguard I might reconsider.

You have a point there....

At 11/21/14 10:54 AM, Makakaov wrote: Not really, I won't even leave my house, why would i fuckin run from law enforcement my whole life? If it was neccessary for me to save my freedom or life then I might consider it.

I'm disappointed in you, Russia Bear.

Imagine you are now part of a game. You have committed no crime, however the FBI and other law enforcement agencies are challenging you to evade their capture for as long as you possible can. You are given $1000 to start off with and are given a 24 hour head-start. You will lose when a law enforcement officer has a clear, theoretical shot at you with their firearm, but they will not shoot at you...

How long would you last? What's your plan of action? Where would you go?

At 11/21/14 10:26 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Unless he's into that sort of thing.

What's that?

Ass plastic?

At 11/21/14 10:11 AM, VJF wrote: I don't know.

That would result in him jumping off the ledge, not climbing in the window.

Girl I talk to posted this on Facebook, it's a fascinating video on the effect of drugs on spiders.

At 11/21/14 09:35 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Out of curiosity, do I shitpost as much as GameChanger?

Statistically?

No. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At 11/21/14 09:29 AM, Radaketor wrote: Shut up, you stupid fat piece of shit with a small penis.

But you still want to touch it and that's all that matters.

At 11/21/14 09:19 AM, Radaketor wrote: So we managed to do the cross-country thing today, 6 laps around the school and i finished it in about 10-25 minutes.
Finished in 7th or 8th, i think.

Swiggity swag.

I just got up so I'll jog soon. And oh my fuck we haven't a truck at work since last Friday so we're going to have two trucks worth of shit to bring into the store and load up for customers. It's going to be a shitty day.

At 11/21/14 02:57 AM, Voltage wrote: No. Making rape jokes is for people that can't take fifteen fucking seconds out of their day to think up something wittier than jokes involving genitalia and forceful throat fucking. Spare me the rape shit - coke and meal please, no bread.

You are a very upset-able person.

At 11/21/14 12:22 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: where you felt no sympathy for a woman murdered by someone
just because she had a heroin addiction

Don't recall seeing as though my cousin suffered from addiction and that'd be p. upsetting.

Also I don't know what that has to do with wondering what whe6 meant. Just needed an answer.