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I really don't go out of my way to talk to people, so...

I get along with the designer at work but that's only because I have to cater to her every whim basically.

It's in the job description.

At 12/9/14 10:10 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: STANDARDS.

Well you clearly don't see it this way, but there are "societal standards"

Fucking... go to school, go to college, get a job, get married, retire, die.

And if you don't want to do that, there's also;
-Don't be overweight (and you know all about enforcing this standard, don't you?)
-Don't like things that other people don't
-...

I would say "don't do drugs" but being a stoner is becoming a bit of a social norm, isn't it?

So either you need to tell me what societal norms you think are appropriate and stop being so vague, or just stop being a silly-willy little shithead.

Your choice.

At 12/9/14 09:52 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Yeah, that's my point. You shouldn't have your own thing. You should have the little thought box that's given to you and be mentally and spiritually satisfied with that. Individualism is a nifty concept but on a large scale it's highly impractical and weakens the foundation of whatever it's based upon. It's fine in small doses, just not the amount that we currently have.

Are you IMBLYIGN that we have full freedom? Because we don't. I don't.

I could explain all the reasons why but there's really no point. The simple and more obvious ones are laws that prevent me from fulfilling my violence fantasies when I'm pissed, and my minimum wage* job.

(* as of January)

At 12/9/14 09:43 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: (hint: your mood is improved)

No. I've felt like shit and I'm pretty sure I have clinical depression but can't be dicked to go to a doctor or anything.

Now that I've made you feel awkward we should stop talking between the two of us before we get mugged and stabbed.

I don't know man.

I kind of like the anarchy we're spiraling down into.

Surprised that you don't.

As long as I get my money and can do my own thing, I don't give a fuck.

At 12/9/14 09:36 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I can help with that
simply look at this shoe

It reeks of high maintenance woman.

At 12/9/14 09:25 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: improved exponentially

WOW. Sorry I questioned you. I admit that you're right.

But I'm not fucking happy about it.

At 12/9/14 09:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/9/14 09:07 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Correction; you can't improve it.

femininity improves everything, even handegg

World hunger
Cancer
Drunk driving deaths
EbolAIDS
Furries

At 12/9/14 06:44 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: sounds like handegg is being improved exponentially

Correction; you can't improve it.

Pleb.

At 12/9/14 07:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

How bad will you feel if she's hit by a bus tomorrow?

Well, if the girl I like is hit by any vehicle, then god forbid it be a Chevrolet Tahoe.

Clearly there is a story or reference here I don't get

At 12/9/14 07:27 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: "im 15 and never had a boyfriend"

Kid. You have a long life ahead of you. You'll get yours.

How bad will you feel if she's hit by a bus tomorrow?

Yeah... I'm not so sure I can commit to this now. Didn't take into account school finals and projects.

Sorry.

At 12/9/14 05:36 PM, Bit wrote: No regrets with donating to the Dead Meat kickstarter.

Maxwell Atoms has been giving updates once every month or two. He tells us what step of production he's on, and he reveals some of the completed props, models, and puppets.

I pity the fool who actually donates a significant amount of money to someone they don't think will deliver the finished product.

Hoo fuck, the man that brought us the Grim Adventures? What is this a movie or something?

At 12/9/14 03:54 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 12/9/14 03:43 PM, Phobotech wrote: Wegra and Wriggle for as simple as the reason that both of their names start with a "W"

But not @WahyaRanger and WadeFulp?

Oh please God no not the flashlight

At 12/9/14 12:49 PM, FurryGod wrote: Your actions are your morality. What you say is meaningless. It's what you do that matters. If you recall you attacked me the thread. So you can continue to post in the BBS, because that's all you can do.

Oh. But we were discussing work ethic and not personal morals you stupid chode. And if you wanna discuss morals, how does "you can't even jog 10 minutes" ring a bell? You attacked Monster in you signature fabulous-boy attitude so there goes that argument at the cost of hypocrisy.

And uh... What are you doing? OH RIGHT
Posting in the BBS.

Refrain from responding lest you want to look more like jerk-off

-outdoorsy but not "country" (lifted trucks and tattoos yuck yuck)
-glasses, sometimes
-softer, rounder face as opposed to sharp and boney/chisled
-brunettes with darker eyes. This is probably because most of our population is Italian anyways so that's what I grew up staring at anyways.

At 12/9/14 10:50 AM, FurryGod wrote: I didn't understand anything you said. Anyway I've worked in retail, and looking at the thread I was the only one who gave correct advice.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's ok I was just spewing out shit about the terrible workers that walk through the door at my employment.

Live in a city with no work ethic ya know? And then they bitch because they want a paycheck without work.

Your personal jabs to people are getting alittle old though. You're not even good at them. But please be predictable and say something to me now, go ahead.

Oh boy I've been waiting to post this

At 12/9/14 01:53 AM, Sekhem wrote: i have great moral integrity and some people might even call me uncompromising

Yeah if the way you talk to people here isn't moral superiority I don't know what is!

At 12/8/14 10:31 PM, FurryGod wrote: Just act dumb (should be easy for you), and suck up.

It's a people job, not a technical job.

You know, you talk pretty tough for a minority that can't even show up for work on a regular basis without an excuse of why you didn't show or were late Roddy-boyo.

Buddy.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What are your hopes for NG's future?

Watch the answer be "sell it to Google and retire"

I thought this PR deal was only on Facebook Zach.

They must have paid you alot of money.

There is no good job while you're in college, you'll suffer all the way through.

So you want to know the correct answer?

The job that will pay you the most.

At 12/8/14 07:00 PM, Powerage wrote: well, if the "Newgrounds BBS is full of awesome threads" stereotype did exist, this thread existing would certainly debunk that.

Nobody even fucking thought that would be remotely true.

Stop drunk posting.

At 12/8/14 05:56 PM, Witch wrote: Is that how you usually interact with people?

Yes.

Clearly I've upset you and I now have another stalker on the forums.

It's ok, could always use another.

Also I was being satirical.

He's a dude, and you're retarded.

At 12/8/14 05:04 PM, Loki wrote: k

Wow you're gorgeous.

Bend over.

At 12/8/14 05:23 PM, Witch wrote: Get used to it.

Oh I am, doesn't mean I won't be saying shit.

"Get used to it"

At 12/8/14 05:20 PM, Witch wrote: You sound like a cocky piece of shit.

And you just sound like a cock.

so-

Although I agree the reason is stupid, I enjoy how all of you are shaming him out the door, but will make a thread tomorrow about our lack of activity.

Laugh out Loud.

How about, instead of wearing an "atheist" t-shirt you find one with Carl Sagan or something.

Do it right. Be a passive-aggressive asshole. If not you look too tryhard.

Duh.