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Have any funny stories about you and your ex's, or just dates that didn't work out in your eyes but they still play games with you. Inspired by this morning...

At 12/21/14 09:46 AM, NGPulp wrote: Get a Toyota Corolla.

Heh.

We ended up closing on a newer Cobalt... Red '09 LS yesterday. Only 28,000 miles. This one is actually nicer. Has the alloy rims, spoiler, power trunk actually works. And it has power windows.

I know you're all disappointed in me. Please don't say it out loud.

At 12/21/14 09:29 AM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 12/21/14 08:11 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: I can imagine his mother going into labor at like 6 AM. His father takes his mama in while it's still dark out. She pops him out and leaves by 4 PM.... It's dark out.

This wasn't really a joke but happy birthday anyways.

That's not how was I born. Why do you have to make a post like that?

That was more a crack about it being the shortest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere and not some kind of personal insult but uhhhh okie.

At 12/21/14 02:51 AM, Avery wrote: Yay 2 assholes dead.

You have heart problems because it's two sizes too small

At 12/21/14 08:40 AM, Deshiel wrote:

At 12/21/14 08:38 AM, ManDeep wrote: Is girls holding both hands now suddenly lesbian?
Am i missing something here? Can anyone fill me in?

I realy want to see the faces of the LOK developer team when they read all this.
They must be like... HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

It's a kids show, so they're not going to make it painfully obvious. Gay relationships are still touchy for some reason. The discussion is that it was implied the way they faced each other.

At 12/21/14 08:31 AM, Ferdafs wrote: 2 on my left ear. Planning on getting a helix piercing.

A what?

At 12/21/14 01:54 AM, Chdonga wrote: It was purely fanservice. There was just not enough buildup in the series to justify them falling for each other. Heck, even Verrick realizing he was in love with Zhu Li was pretty contrived.

Verrick suddenly purposing to Zhu Li did bother me, but I think the Korra (not Korea you stupid autocorrect) and Asami thing was OK. They didn't make it fully obvious, yes, but through the last season, looking back at it Korra was being weird to her. I liked LoK because of the historical inspiration and references, maybe it wasn't fully made clear because it was pretty taboo in that 1920's to 1950's timeframe the show took context from.

Korra would've been loads better without the romantic subplot.

I agree with this though, but they did it mostly to appeal to the female demographic I'm sure.

I just wished they put the spirit cannon on a huge ass panzer of something though instead of the giant mech. Was never really a fan of the mechs in this series.

At 12/21/14 08:10 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: Can we delete this retards's account already?

He ignored all the good points and questions I had for him.

Ruuuuuuude.

I can imagine his mother going into labor at like 6 AM. His father takes his mama in while it's still dark out. She pops him out and leaves by 4 PM.... It's dark out.

This wasn't really a joke but happy birthday anyways.

At 12/21/14 03:44 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 12/20/14 07:07 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'm not good at that shit yet, I haven't put the time or effort in. Here's my favorite made by koopahermit though.

Dayum. You nominated me in this thread AND in the BBS awards thread. I must've really made you sumthin' huh.

I never wanted anything else man

At 12/20/14 11:44 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: User(s?), All he does is play daddy with his special little girl

Oh good, so I'm not the only one that sees it and is emotionally disturbed.

At 12/20/14 11:29 PM, Sekhem wrote: Tell me what you think (and feel), Newgrounds.

Two families don't have their fathers and husbands (brothers, uncles, cousins, etc.) for the holidays.

It's fucking gross. Yes you mentioned how MLK's ideals have "no place" but I'm glad we're resorting to solving violence with violence like a bunch of cavemen.

And this is not to say that I don't care about the flip side of the coin. Nobody had to die in either of the attempted arrests either. But we're taking eye for an eye now.

Also, how do you feel about the quote you posted by the hip-hop fellow. I don't personally like it. I don't like how people are playing off a man's dying words so viciously.

At 12/20/14 11:27 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: If you think everything except working yourself to death is a waste of time then why do you come here to waste time?

You said what I was too lazy to say, due to me knowing there will now be a shitty shrug-off on his end.

Thanks.

At 12/20/14 11:12 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Hell that was on imgur yesterday. So I'm sure that got out within 16 hours of the finale.

Somebody literally had the clip before it reached the website and started editing.

My honest answer; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVNzgUxE-g

The answer that will make you consider suicide; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73TrMcdaCk

At 12/20/14 11:08 PM, Makakaov wrote: After all these groups - yes, there is a small, tiny group of people who actually care for making quality animations, but it's not "most of people here", mind you.

Alright 'ata boy.

And yet I'm pretty sure that small group would like people to enjoy their work.

At 12/20/14 08:37 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I'm glad you came to Newgrounds. Here's something I whipped up quickly, I think I have what it takes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d3e1e7f8b74ef228825cb6efd1ae9dfd

Nice, Flash? You buy it or pirate it?

At 12/20/14 10:56 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Some folks might have seen this already:

Oh my God what if that was actually in the rough cut but Nick was like "Whoa. We don't want Mom calls"

At 12/20/14 10:49 PM, Makakaov wrote: Someone out there is working hard to master a skill and become a great man who shall be remembered in history for ages, while you sit in front of a screen, looking at scribbles.

Apply yourself.

But here, most of the people are working hard to master the skill of creating scribbles that you stare at on a screen.

Fuck yourself.

Aw shit I just finished watching it. That was actually really beautiful.

But I'm not going to cry.

I am a grown-ass man.

I am not going to cry.

He looks like a Mexican.

Jajajajaja

At 12/20/14 07:14 PM, NGPulp wrote: Good one.

What the fuck is this shit?

@NGPulp

I'm not good at that shit yet, I haven't put the time or effort in. Here's my favorite made by koopahermit though.

Nothing. Both my brothers have ear piercings. I'm personally not interested in piercings, nor tattoos really. Tattoos especially have lost any meaning in the wake of stereotypical white girl ink.

Oh boy a conspiracy theory thread.

Following.

At 12/20/14 12:27 PM, Monster-64 wrote: A dime and a nickel.

If you're going to be a whore, don't be a cheap whore.

At 12/20/14 12:08 PM, Avery wrote: I'm 6'4 248, probably 250 now. And my mom took my blood sugar and it said 117.

Yeah buddy I weigh ~235 and I'm 6 years older than you (but you're also 4 inches taller so there's that). Consider trying to lose some weight over Christmas break. I know it's not long but men can lose weight fairly easily. Now that school is out as of Monday I'm gonna try losing a good 15 pounds hopefully by February. We had a "Weight Loss Challenge" thread but people were nothing but dicks about it so there's no point using it anymore.

I probably wouldn't, no matter the money involved or anything. I have little dignity, I need what's left of it

Local place called Picasso's. They make good white pizza.

At 12/20/14 12:00 PM, Teddiikun wrote: No, sounds like your unhealthy lifestyle has caught up with you

I always thought his sarcasm would get him shot first.

In all seriousness, I hope you're ok. You probably had high blood sugar. I'm clearly no health guru but I only have a pop every other day usually. I tend to eat saltier shit instead of sweets.

And I'm not asking to be mean, but how much do you weigh? If you don't want to say it in the thread you can PM me. Heaviest I ever got was like 270 my sophomore year of high school. Never again yo.