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In all seriousness it isn't too nice to take pictures of people to insult them...

I intimidated some kids for doing that to me once and ensured they deleted it.

God I'm really realizing how big of a piece of shit I am today.

Why didn't you just bend her over right there?

At 12/21/14 09:37 PM, Shauna wrote: Help, having a stroke. Please, someone help me.

Oh please, I'm sure you have a natural remedy handy for that.

At 12/21/14 07:55 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: weed

Uh oh here come the activists.

At 12/21/14 07:46 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: not really, short story, they did something stupid in a place to better themselves I got them busted they got kicked out and they're offing themselves on some reservation.

So they cheated on an exam, you narked, and they killed themselves?

Well I guess you don't have to feel too sorry for them.

Huh.

At 12/21/14 07:40 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: good for you~! i'm the cause of two successful suicides and you know what? I don't feel bad about it one bit about it.

I never thought you were this dark of a person.

Waiting for mods to decide if it's OK that you used n-word because you're black.

I hope she's OK but you seem to be addicted to drama even though you've insisted time and again otherwise.

It makes me feel powerful, in a way. To say something so stupid, everyone is at a lose of words.

At 12/21/14 05:10 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Bills don't care that the season is on the line I guess cause Orton is still playing

Dude. Every week they name a specific scenario that needs to happen to make the playoffs.

Each week those scenarios get more specific, and less likely.

It ain't gonna happen.

At 12/21/14 05:25 PM, Seasons wrote: On another note, I'm back in my hometown for Christmas, and I just finished up some shopping. I swear it's like everyone I went to highschool with still lives in this shitty ass town. Fucking depressing.

I've only spotted a few folks I've gone to highschool with (besides my friends that are at the same community college), and usually it's because they're working. I pretend not to see them, and I'm glad I haven't seen many. One of the advantages of working like 15 miles away.

At 12/21/14 05:17 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Your Achilles tendon?

You might have a little tear in it, in which case, you'll get a big needle of cortisol pumped in there. And it'll be painful.

Oh gee good. I live for pain.

I don't think I'm that different. People on a professional level know me as nice and level-headed, but my close coworkers know I can be sarcastic and snarky. I can also have a short fuse on bad days. On two occasions I've roadraged bad, following people and cussing them out. One being an elderly gentlemen in a Mustang that blasted past me, giving me the finger. When he saw me pull into the restaurant after him, he ignored me yelling after him and hurriedly entered the building. Another was sparked by an ignorant glare by a woman entering a parking lot as I left. I turned around, found her parked, asked "what the fuck you staring at" which was returned with deer in headlights look, and I gave her the finger while pulling away.

I'm not proud of either these things. You can call me a piece of shit to my face most days and I'll just be like "OK boss" but some days the most pathetic shit puts me in a vengeful rage.

At 12/21/14 03:43 PM, Teddiikun wrote: gets them a bit 'stupid'

I don't need help with that, thank you very much.

At 12/21/14 03:34 PM, Piggler wrote: Just walk it off.

*ACL tears*

Why is it even fun to get that wrecked?

I've only gotten halfway between buzzed and drunk and it just made me feel spacey. I wasn't having "fun" purely from alcohol consumption.

At 12/21/14 03:05 PM, IoTheEternal wrote: regardless, saying that line as a reasoning to not marry anyone kinda says more about you than it does the other person..

I suppose you're right, but I don't know what to say about it so YOLO.

Girl at work keeps complaining that her boyfriend won't propose after 2 years dating. I tried convincing her it's because he's saving enough for a nice ring. She wasn't having it lol

At 12/21/14 02:53 PM, IoTheEternal wrote:
" i just said that i didnt like the rock he chose and it wouldn't work"

wow.

The lady likes her minerals. If they only dated 5 months it was probably a fucking WalMart ring anyways. Can you blame her? :^]

At 12/21/14 02:44 PM, dinopirate23 wrote: after 5 months of dating he purposed to me and i just said that i didnt like the rock he chose and it wouldn't work. so after we broke up , i found some one else a month later. he kept texting me and texting me
so i admitted the real reason was that i was a lesbian and hated my life.

Is 5 months really even enough to get engaged anyways... Honestly.

At 12/21/14 02:13 PM, Xenomit wrote: My current girlfriend likes furries, she thinks they're cute.

I wish I had the kind of intense romance that involved tag-teaming a horse. :(

jk don't get mad bb

At 12/21/14 02:09 PM, IoTheEternal wrote:

At 12/21/14 02:07 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

I wasn't aware girls dated furries..

I wasn't questioning that... Girls date accused murderers and men 5x their age.

At 12/21/14 02:04 PM, IoTheEternal wrote:

At 12/21/14 02:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: Sounds like it.

just a hunch though.

Nah it was more like how they all leave him.... Do you show them your NG account Xeno? Thought we talked about this...

At 12/21/14 01:53 PM, Xenomit wrote: Well, I've never left anyone, they've all left me, so it was actually pretty easy to avoid them. Because they were avoiding me.

There's a joke hiding in there someplace.

At 12/21/14 12:24 PM, DM692 wrote: In a job at a warehouse an injury like that is potentially very, very bad. Please do go see a doctor, because with your job (so much lifting+walking involved) there's a lot of potential for it to get nasty without treatment, especially if just your regular work is causing it to get worse.

Yeah. I already told my parents about it. I'll have to go tomorrow probably...

Alright, well maybe starting Thursday, I noticed that the tendon in my right leg, near my ankle, was becoming slightly swollen and painful. I figured it was a pulled muscle and it'd be gone in a few days. Well it's gotten worse. I'm at work now and from the time I parked my car, walked into the showroom, and back to the warehouse (probably a quarter mile or less), I was starting to limp. I took some tape and wrapped my leg, and it feels 5x better right now. I'm trying to keep weight off of it. Today's only my 4 hour shift but I'm bound to be called to do something any minute now.

Do you think I got a hairline fracture in my accident, or I have tendonitis or something?

At 12/21/14 10:33 AM, FurryGod wrote: Not it's not true at all, whoever made that up was dumb.

Wow that's sad, you were dating a mentally unstable log.

I'm sorry.

At 12/21/14 10:11 AM, HighWay wrote: never having one in the first place helps.

By the way, I haven't had a girlfriend, only some dates. And let me tell you, until you find one that acts like a woman and not a little immature party girl, it's not even worth it.

At 12/21/14 10:13 AM, FurryGod wrote: My ex gf was pretty crazy. Right before we broke up, she scratched my face, deleted my music project files, and ripped the wires out of my car dashboard.

But is true, what they say?

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed?

At 12/21/14 10:08 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Amon getting killed off in a non-Disney way

There was some impressive fucking deaths in this show.

In ATLA they even cut away for the rock that hits Jet, ultimately leading to his death, but this show?

Sparky Boom Boom lady blows herself up, people are blown up with energy weapons, Hiroshi Sato gets squished...

At 12/21/14 10:10 AM, NGPulp wrote: Ah, those things.
I really don't mind 'em.

Just kidding, I meant it's a Transformer.

I'm gonna get an Autobot bumper sticker now like a real douche.

At 12/21/14 09:57 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/21/14 09:53 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: power windows.

What does it do?

I mean they have the button, and now I don't have to crank them open. I have reached lazy nirvana. 'Murica