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You sad, confused child.

Thursday. Are you having memory loss? Do you need to see a doctor?

I already type it like "10$" but I sometime double think it because of those select elite assholes that call it out as "incorrect"

At 12/25/14 04:01 PM, Heinrich wrote: God dammit, Mom!

New sex line;

"Hello....

*pull down jeans*

Kitty"

Try washing the dried semen off of it?

Free shit is always nice, I'm greedy

At 12/25/14 01:40 PM, Zerodecoole wrote: @Bit gets superpowers

Bit, with semen on his face and lasers shooting from his eyes, begins to brawl with Godzilla

At 12/25/14 12:09 PM, FinaLee wrote: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful butterfly...

Since this is the only serious response thus far;

Suddenly that pretty butterfly flying is splattered against the windshield of a tractor trailer. It has been stolen by a group of thugs running from the cops.

Have them make up a story about a superhero facing legal repercussions for taking the life of a dangerous villain.

If it's creative writing anyway.

I won't post pics, it was just a coffee gift card and a metric asston of candy.

At 12/25/14 02:28 AM, Sevkat wrote: Fuck every last one of you, and fuck Christmas

I agree, fuck you too.

So far, some clothes, a survival/camp hatchet, 25$ gift card to Tim Horton's coooooofffffeeeee, good new snowboard helmet, travel coffee mug. If you count gifts from coworkers it was a tshirt, Old Spice set, $15 to Dick's Sporting Goods (haha dicks), another $5 to TimHo's, and a terrarium.

Because a neutral-colored beanie is much more suiting.

At 12/25/14 12:13 AM, 24901miles wrote: I wouldn't show my children anything with that sort of offhand profanity in it, but it should probably concern any parents whose children both notice and recognize a bong on a shelf just because it shouldn't be an object of which they're aware.

Public school m80 they learn young.

I'll do you too. Don't make me do you.

Oh boy 'tis the season

At 12/24/14 11:34 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: whoa come on dude, there's been enough tears shed in this thread already

We're watering the Christmas trees.

At 12/24/14 11:30 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: hey man. you can always count on me for something B]

Can I? Because it felt kind of empty and devoid of any kind of value.

At 12/24/14 11:30 PM, Makakaov wrote: Nobody really believes it's magic.

@Xenomit

And to all a good night.

At 12/24/14 11:24 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: don't you mean drove? B]

I got a newer one that has less miles and power everything.

Shit works out.

Nice attempt at a low-blow though there fuzz cunt.

At 12/24/14 11:22 PM, Makakaov wrote: Never claimed the real christmas tradition is magical.

We're talking about the star, not the gift exchange or what have you. A star appearing each Christmas night, would be by definition, magical.

Do you actually believe I'm christian?

Take things for face value is what mom always used to say.

No, seriously, read about it.

Yes, the rings of Saturn line up with Uranus and the cosmic beam penetrates la la la.

I know. I just don't care.

Are you mad at me, brah?

Me responding =/= anger.

Common misconception.

Merry Christmas.

Duuuude you're name is Cobalt.

I, like

drive a Cobalt.

At 12/24/14 11:09 PM, Makakaov wrote: It's as magical as exchanging presents the day after celebrations.

So not at all. I figured.

Actually there's no any evidence or even hints on what time of year Jesus was born. It's not even proven he was a historical person so it's all speculations.

Ah. Here I've heard you spew time and again about devotion to Christianity.

Oh wait excuse incoming.

I think it's pretty common knowledge by now. Christianity has taken over many holidays cause it was easier than fighting with traditional customs.

Sounds you have an appreciation for the art.

Actually most of ancient holidays are tied to astrological events.

Like you magical star birth?

Fascinating.

At 12/24/14 10:52 PM, Makakaov wrote: Then it's no christmas anymore then. Presents are to be exchanged after first star is seen on the sky on 24th.

Ah. I don't believe in that magical bullshit.

If you really want to go the technical route, Biblical historians believe Jesus of Bethlehem was born in the early spring, probably late March.

Christmas was originally a pagan holiday, celebrating the winter solstice, adopted by Christians literally to try to recruit religious followers.

"Hey guys wanna have a party in the dead of winter?"

At 12/24/14 10:49 PM, Makakaov wrote: I don't think I understand you. Christmas is on 24th, and it's 25th now.

Gift exchange in the western world tends to be on the 25th.

Cultural differences. Live with them.

At 12/24/14 07:20 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Anything in the ocean.

Bad news for your girlfriends.

At 12/24/14 07:22 PM, Teddiikun wrote: Tomato, I don't like the taste, the way it smells or even the way it chews up.

Tomato for me too, but not so much the taste as the inner goo.

At 12/24/14 10:43 PM, Makakaov wrote: You stupid motherfuckers, Christmas has ended 4 hours ago.

I'm pretty sure there is no timezone in "December 26th" as of me posting this.

At 12/24/14 09:30 PM, 24901miles wrote: You're talking sbout this one

A water bong which had never been used before was visible alongside a chalice (for alcohol) on a bookshelf.

Oh no think of the children.

That's... Still not shit you want to expose young children to.

But you do you.

10/10 would display in yard.

At 12/24/14 09:15 PM, 24901miles wrote: There are no bongs or drug references in VSauce videos

You must be thinking of Cheech and Chong

I recall an old old episode where the comments were a shitstorm because there was a bong visible in the background. I'll never be able to find it now, I haven't watched anything on YouTube in ages. I'm too lazy to be lazy.

At 12/24/14 09:03 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:51 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: The fat fuck needs to get with the times and start giving the naughty kids solar panels.

But why solar panels?

As an alternative energy source as opposed to coal.

Excuse my terrible humor.

At 12/24/14 08:44 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/24/14 08:32 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

VSauce is a communicator for science outreach who makes videos for children in the same vein as Bill Nye the science guy.

Yes science for children with his bong chilling in the shelf behind him.