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I dunno, I liked everything I got. Things that are different or more thought-driven are cool though. I guess my favorites are the snowboard helmet, camp hatchet, my terrarium, and my brother got me a triop kit.

At 12/26/14 09:58 PM, Voltage wrote: I think I did, but I think it was an opinion but not the smiley. and I do, I am superglued to my guns like my middle name's megaman

Nah, it was another reference to some... Thing. Don't remember.
But yea you don't like me. Not shut your damn dirty mouth you filthy bigot <3

Some things taste better as leftovers though. Like pizza.

At 12/26/14 09:52 PM, Voltage wrote: i used to not mind you until you used this fucking meme smiley

now, fuck you, and fuck snowy christmases

I feel like you said that exact thing to me not more than a month ago. Stick to yer guns, boy-o

At 12/26/14 09:08 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Pulp is a terrible thing

You apologize to @NGPulp this instant.

At 12/25/14 03:56 AM, Piper wrote: I want to love peanut butter...
A part of me wants to force myself to love it. That will be my mission.

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

I'm always sad when I'm single for Christmas but then I hear shit like this and everything is OK.

Fuckin 55 degrees and thunderstorming for the second or third year in a row.

Climate change is a myth. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

At 12/26/14 04:42 PM, Deshiel wrote:

At 12/26/14 04:38 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Is he sending it because it's so ridiculous it's hilarious or because he thinks that Power Girl is hot?

No he just appeared in my PM list and messaged me ever since. Theres like no conversation, just sending me power girl pics like a human newsteller

Oh, a NG friend and not a real one? Block the dummy. I suspect
the only reason you haven't yet is because you like the pictures.
( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

It's a fucking miserable day at work. I'm job hunting again in March.

At 12/26/14 06:29 PM, Kogey wrote: Yessir, also an older pic. I've shaved recently.

RIP beard, taken before his time.

I'm better off on my own tbh

At 12/26/14 05:54 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Ever seen the Boondocks episode 'A visit from the health inspector'? They had a pretty good prison rape joke in there.

I hardly watch TV. I'm that bad of a vegetable. Anyways the occasional "bend over" or prison rape joke can be funny, but I was talking about like, walking up to a skanky-dressed girl and being like "Wow, are you asking to be raped?"

At 12/26/14 04:51 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 12/26/14 03:16 AM, ZE13 wrote: it involves a butt

Taking off your pants?

In the sense that she has a horrid butt that is frightening to look at, or that it's amazing and not being able to touch it will drive you mad?

Regardless, she's a minor and Chris Hanson would like a word with you.

Rape I don't really find funny but certain brutality or murder jokes, yes.

I don't have a problem.

So, a pervert as a friend? No. I'm that pervert. I don't fucking send naked chicks to my friends though, I respect their decency.

At 12/26/14 03:48 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Just let @ZJ run an official Newgrounds radio station or something.
Let us listen to the sweet honey that is his voice.

ZJ has a life too though.

It's not like he could do it every night.

At 12/24/14 06:44 PM, NGPulp wrote: Jokes get annoying when they are overused and poorly executed.

"That's what she said" is the most prime example of this.

My friends like to reference alot of internet stuff, or from movies/shows.

I think people who aren't funny do it to make up for their lack of humor skills.

Not really, but I didn't see any opportunity to I guess. I sat home all day pretty much.

At 12/26/14 09:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I expect a chat when the site is online again.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa.

At 12/26/14 05:33 AM, Radaketor wrote: Huh.

Oh my God, get that thing looked at.

Mine... Accidentally have in on front view but too bad.

Did it grow at all?

At 12/25/14 11:14 PM, Bmwd wrote:

At 12/25/14 02:26 PM, Slint wrote:

Calm down kid.

Not to mention, he's correcting you on correcting someone else's spelling, by telling you you have an "attitute".

Everyone stop having an attitute.

At 12/25/14 11:06 PM, GoodLuckTurtle wrote: Do you think you could defeat the pho challenge as shown in that vid? If it were still open and you were nearby for some reason would you do it?

I've never had pho. I know alot of, how to say, famous burger joints across the US have a similar challenge with burgers weighing several pounds. I think a place near me does a chicken wing challenge. I think they all sound like fun ways to passively commit suicide.

At 12/25/14 10:49 PM, Goobleboo wrote: did he give you the contents of his sack?

No, but it seems that you're making some kind of strange metaphor about my parents giving me Christmas gifts?

You shouldn't* put blades in your mouth, its unsafe, sir!

Corner off your Totenship!

But I got a camp hatchet for Christmas. Be right over to claim my rightful place.

Why did you give African children submachine guns for Christmas?

At 12/25/14 09:44 PM, 24901miles wrote: nitpicking details about the thread.

I just have an attention to that kind of stuff I don't know.

I'm done now though, he's crying victim.

At 12/25/14 09:37 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 12/25/14 09:25 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: "Chemical warfare"

"Virus"

You sad, confused child.

Hey dude, Viruses exist on the barrier between organic biology and chemistry. It's not totally wrong.

Considered strictly biological weapons because the way they attack the human body.

Not that I'm a weapons expert. Right guys?... Right?

At 12/25/14 09:31 PM, FurryGod wrote: Let me make an edit, "Biological Warfare".

Do it right the first time maybe?

No need to project in my threads.

Like you do in mine over more pathetic shit?

Let me get back to you on that.