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At 12/29/14 04:02 PM, Amaranthus wrote: What kind of heater? As in lamp or what?

Tropical fish heater, they need to be between 72 and 86 degrees F.

I don't need to buy new ones after the first ones die right?

If you breed them, no. Google.

How the hell do I clean the tank, by the way?

Dont need to.

And what am I supposed to do once I run out of food?

Amazon.com

I didn't get a notification but you should get triops because you can breed them with some skill. Make sure you get a good heater though, I need to buy a new one. I hope I didn't kill the eggs...

At 12/29/14 02:06 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: has terrorism finally been stopped or did the terrorists win

--supergandhi64

An enlightened question my friend

--WahyaRanger

Cleverbot learns from what people tell her.

A lot of people tell a shitty AI they're lonely.

At 12/28/14 10:27 PM, 24901miles wrote: stuff

Ok ... I'll this into account. The record was $15. I feel it might be scratched and jumpy, thus cheap. But I'll take your advice like this; I'll play it. If it plays well, I'll copy it. If it plays like shit, I'll just use it...

Thanks for the suggestions

At 12/28/14 10:15 PM, RaptorJesus wrote: I've recently I've found work and am back in action again. Thanks everyone for your replies.

It's so good to be back, even if it isn't quite perfect the culture of my new work is much more forward thinking and positive. Beats the shit out of dealing with the fat elderly greedy corporate fucks of my old job.

What do you do now?

At 12/28/14 09:51 PM, 24901miles wrote: Why would you use the Eagles debut instead of a dummy with a fake label?

1. Aesthetics, he likes the Eagles
2. I'm retarded

At 12/28/14 10:03 PM, 24901miles wrote: I'd mount it on a flat cut of hardwood treated, but that doesn't fit the look. Can you get to a junkyard to find a 70s fender or dashboard piece, and cut that to size? Or maybe an old jukebox?

Wood crossed my mind too, but I also think it won't work. Metal crossed it too, buuuut with my limited access to the proper power tools, I don't know if I could do it properly. I might though. I'm mostly worried about drilling all the holes neccisary to run the Lychee wire through it.

How are you going to make the base panel which attaches to the wall?

Probably attach a chain or hooks to the back of the top frame.

At 12/28/14 09:44 PM, CiviLies wrote: Yo, I gotta say I really think that's a neat-looking mock-up, with some cool suggestions to boot. I hope your brother likes it!

Thank you, I hope so too. I sent the pic to his fiance and she likes it, so I'll start working on it soon and keep you guys posted.

At 12/28/14 09:18 PM, CiviLies wrote: This entire thread has mostly been about people who "don't care" about the NGBBS awards complaining about the NGBBS awards.

Wow.

Yeah I hate to be a cunt but can't this thread be locked now?

At 12/28/14 08:52 PM, Gagsy wrote: Be afraid, be very afraid.

I await the sweet release of death.

At 12/28/14 08:41 PM, Gagsy wrote: Me and Redcoin have been at it for years. Who do you think he's talking about in his sig??

Oh sorry, I'm not really in the General social ring.

I'm not in any social ring.

ITT: A new NG relationship is hatched.

Heart wills be broken, arguments will break out.

Tune in next week to see how the drama unfolds.

At 12/28/14 07:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: What's more incredible then creating life and watching that life grow into someone with their own dreams and goals?

Money that can buy you stuff.

Lots and lots of stuff.

This is shitty man. Why is Asia so good at losing jetliners these days... I hate to be a downer but with shit like this, if nobody is found in 24 hours, they're dead.

At 12/28/14 06:19 PM, stafffighter wrote: Have you noticed how sometimes people will have priorities but they aren't my priorities? What's up with that?

What's the deal with airline food?

Eh. Nah.

Not even online dating. That shit can't be trusted.

At 12/28/14 05:28 PM, Cordyceps wrote: What I would do is use plexiglass. cut it to shape, then stencil out all the lettering and paint them in something that'll diffuse light nicely, then apply the LED strips to the back of it.

Hmmmm... I want the wires to be on top to be honest and have them weave from top to bottom, alternating splice wire that won't show. I want to give it that raised neon look, but if that doesn't work, I can try that too.

I need to go to Home Depot, maybe they'll have something useful.

I'm sorry if I reject an idea. I'm not trying to shit on anybody's opinion, but I'm just trying to weigh my best options.

EDIT: Ah, Home Depot website says they sell plastic sheets for like 5$ a pop.

EDIT 2: Cut to size, this stuff would be perfect for the look I want, actually;

http://www.homedepot.com/p/G-Floor-9-ft-x-44-ft-Levant-Standard-Grade-Slate-Grey-Garage-Floor-Cover-and-Protector-GF55LV944SG/203450710

Breadcrumbs. That's science.

Pic semi-related

At 12/28/14 05:16 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Oh yeah you're all set then.

I'd say you should look out for old saws because they're made of thin metal and pretty easy to work with. Hit them up with some red paint after the fact and it'll look pretty good.

Sounds good.

The other issue I'm not having is what the make the top and bottom frame out of. I'm thinking some kind of sturdy plastic, but I went to the local craft shop and they had nothing like what I was hunting for. I have to hit up Amazon and eBay.

At 12/28/14 05:11 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Depends on what kind of clock you have. A lot of the kind that are used by hobbyists are really easy to swap out, but you'll just have to get in there and take a look at it.

It's this one off of Amazon;

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HF2VE24/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A3PHM9AXRJU2Z3

I'd obviously have to drill holes of the correct size, I'd keep the second hand but customize the hour and minute.

A blade like that should be light enough to not cause issue? It's just a battery operated mech.

At 12/28/14 04:55 PM, Piper wrote: Didn't realize you'd already made a purchase. Disregard.

It's ok, thank you. I have these sites for future references, when I want to make myself one. Lol.

At 12/28/14 04:58 PM, Jay wrote: There's so many worthless records out there, any collector would agree, so just grab a few to be safe and experiment. As long as you aren't drilling through any Pink Floyd, Beatles, etc vinyl, then there's nothing to worry about.

It's the Eagles debut.

At 12/28/14 05:06 PM, Bit wrote: I have literally never seen a cardinal (or any similar bird) get dirty enough that its coloration would change.

I've seen some shit then.

An image search for "gynandromorph cardinal" returns many images similar to the one used in the article.

So does "half albino cardinal". True story.

Regardless, I was clearly wrong, but you never learn anything if you don't ask a few questions.

At 12/28/14 04:13 PM, Bit wrote: If you're willing to spend a bit more, you could go all out and have custom neon lettering made.

Eh... $200 on the neon alone, kind of brutal ya'know? I think the Lychee will do the job, it's battery operated too so it's so nice and simple.

Looks p cool. Alternatively, instead of nuts, you could gather car logos (Chevy, Ford, etc.) at a junkyard and use them instead. If you put them close to the edge of the vinyl, they should fit.

Hey, I was just thinking the 12 o'clock notch could use some differentiation. My brother is a Chevy fanboy so I think I'll do that. And I hate to disagree but I like the hexnuts for the other notches though. I still need to run this by his fiance though and she might say otherwise.

At 12/28/14 04:52 PM, Bit wrote: I just did a few test holes on a 12". It takes no time at all to get through because it's so soft.

Cool, thanks for testing it for me.

At 12/28/14 04:22 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Also, there is a way for his fiance to use the fleshlight: she can dump sugar on it and lick it like an ice cream.

You are mentally ill.

At 12/28/14 04:39 PM, Cordyceps wrote: It might also be worth making custom hands on the clock. You can take an old hacksaw blade and grind it into shape with a bench grinder or a dremel. You can do guitar headstocks or something like in the pic.

I was thinking about making a wrench and a screwdriver. Originally I looked on Shapeways for 3D printed ones that turned up nothing. So I could either see if there's any scrape metal out in my dad's garage, or there was some aluminum at work I should have grabbed. How easy do you think it'll be to smack them on to the clock motor?

At 12/28/14 04:05 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Your brother's fiance is weird. Why wouldn't she want to pleasure him with a handheld vagina?

You know what, say the clock looks cool and get out.

At 12/28/14 03:58 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Don't hate until you try. Some women are into that. Notice on how much emphasis I put on "some."

She's going to use a fake vagina to pleasure him when she has a vagina?

At 12/28/14 03:55 PM, Bit wrote: I've seen a lot of cardinals. The bird's right side definitely appears to have female plumage. This bird has brown-grey feathers typical of females. I'd expect a partial albino to have much lighter feathers, accented by red pigments.

Its hard to tell from the front. Yes I see darkerish streaks, but it could be dirt for fuck knows all. They should have used this pic.

Also, here's the paper: http://www.wjoonline.org/doi/abs/10.1676/14-025.1?journalCode=wils&

I read that already m80. I mentioned that. You didn't read through the thread.

At 12/28/14 03:51 PM, Monster-64 wrote: She could reimagine the way fleshlights are used.
She could use the fleshlight on him.

Just let it sink in how stupid that is for a moment.

At 12/28/14 03:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Get his fiance a fleshlight.

Get a straight woman a fleshlight.

Kaaaaaaay.

At 12/28/14 02:59 PM, Sevkat wrote: Dump tits? Okay.

I need to go home masturbate now.

And I was having a decent dry spell.

Thanks.

@NewgroundsNation

I read the article, it's like 5 sentences long. I just think IFLS used an inaccurate picture because they're dummies. There are half-albino birds too, like this peacock.

The female half should be a browner plumage and not white... This is just my educated guess though.