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At 12/29/14 11:23 PM, FurryGod wrote:

At 12/29/14 10:54 PM, koopahermit wrote: Get real.

Yes they look horrible.

Oye.

Shut yer damn dirty mouths.

At 12/29/14 11:12 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: no if its a used car and there is no real purpose other than getting it back to working order a cold air and a small 3-6 pound turbo is not needed. also a cold air intake and a turbo will set you back 4-8K

Woah man I wouldn't drop top of the line shit into it. You can get a cool air for a Cobalt for like $80, but I'll take your word for it.

you should be able to do all of the above for maybe 800 to 1200 dollars to increase the gas mileage substantially.

Don't even think it'll be that much tbh. They're cheap cars to tune.

what year is it by the way?

08 I believe.

you'll like a fucking moron.

I do like my morons.

At 12/29/14 11:00 PM, koopahermit wrote: Fuck the environment mang. Tree-huggers and eco-nuts are hippy scum.

But, it's not like I'm driving a Prius.

It's just going to be my economical racecar until hydrogen engines become a thing.

See, I know you don't care, but if you haven't noticed, the gas prices are low because people are losing jobs. It's shitty now but all that man power is going to go into green energy, I do think.

The future is bright.

At 12/29/14 10:58 PM, Makakaov wrote: ...because at the end of the day it shows Makakaov can have no fiends, no allies - only hate.

So you fit right in with the rest of us.

What's this PM even from? Did you send me that, I don't recognize it.

At 12/29/14 10:54 PM, koopahermit wrote: It'd be stupid as hell, but it's possible.

But, it would run on regular or mid-grade at best, not diesel... it wouldn't even blow any smoke.

Not to mention, I'm like, trying to save the environment, man...

At 12/29/14 10:46 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: put in new fuel injectors a air filter and good spark plugs you can increase power by a possible 100 horse power and fuel economy by 6 Mile to the gallon, also take it to a local shop and give it a service tune up that an bring alot of original engine horse power and fuel economy back

When it comes to this, do you think a cool air intake is worth it?

And maybe even a small turbo to increase air flow?

Or am I polishing a shit at that point.

If I really wanted to go all out, I could apparently drop $200-$300 on an aero body kit or the SS bumpers, but then it looks ricey and I don't want to look too much like a douchey try-hard.

At 12/29/14 10:48 PM, Makakaov wrote: Gotta stay low, not brawl too much and wait for modheat to go down a bit.

Uh-huh.

I use religion only to bug people that don't like christianity and see church as evil. Any other mentions are cosmetic actions to keep the image of ultraconservative christian.

Don't explain yourself to me. You need to go back to class, you're getting rusty.

At 12/29/14 10:33 PM, koopahermit wrote: Back on topic, you should get some smoke stacks. Gas them prius ricers.

Yeah.

Smokestacks?

On an I4 coupe?

At 12/29/14 10:32 PM, Makakaov wrote: Religion is like the best bait on internet these days. It's a tool of excellent quality - not bullshit.

Well, I'm not fieldertiger. If it's such high quality I'm curious as to why you caved so easily last time.

At 12/29/14 10:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:

At 12/29/14 10:28 PM, FurryGod wrote: Yes I am. I have 6 pokemon tattoos, and getting one more.

The true pokemon fanatic eh? Do you know all 25 natures? What does each one do?

Please don't.

At 12/29/14 10:29 PM, NGPulp wrote: Yeap. That's one shitty spoiler.
That shit should be tall. It should hook birds as you drive by the interstate.

Nah, I don't even like spoilers really. I like ducktail or stockcar-style spoilers, that's just about it.

Last car didn't even have one. Was just a humble little coupe. New one has the fancy alloy rims though which I dig.

At 12/29/14 10:13 PM, Makakaov wrote: These kinds of threads are exact reason why God has sent two planes from heaven to kill 3000 of your kind.

Do I need to get into a stint with you again about your pseudo-religious bullshit?

At 12/29/14 10:03 PM, Makakaov wrote: RD-170

A funny cock sucker you are.

At 12/29/14 10:05 PM, FurryGod wrote: I want to put some Celebi decals on my Accent, it would look something like this.

I think it'd look better as a rear window decal.

My opinion.

At 12/29/14 09:44 PM, NGPulp wrote: Give it one of those fuckin' spoilers-- and spray paint fire on the sides or something.

Lol. This one's an LS, it has a shitty spoiler.

This is why I hate airplanes.

At 12/29/14 08:48 PM, Monster-64 wrote: What are you planning to modify your car with? Because for me, I'd own a car for the sole purpose to drive to places, an if I were to do anything with my car, then I'd just upgrade my engine or whatever. Which is an unlikely thing for me to do that cause I don't know shit about cars, except for the fact that I can add oil to it.

Add oil as opposed to change it?

Well, given that I don't smack this one, it'll be used to do quite a bit of traveling, mostly between Syracuse and Buffalo when I go away. The 40 MPG I achieved was when I went to the Adirondack Park over the summer, averaging 60 MPH.

I don't really have to upgrade the engine itself imo, it's got an 2.2L in-line 4. I probably need to upgrade things like the air intake and shit.

I was going to wait to make this thread for a few weeks, but General is slow and I'm bored:

My brother is a motorhead. The biggest way he tries to hang out with me is by working on his or my car, and then going to our local Cruise Nights to race/test them. Seeing as though I'm getting my new Cobalt soon, and I'll be fully paying for this one (as opposed to little orange being my high school grad gift) I plan on working on it with him a bit this spring and summer.

Please note, I'm not trying to rice my Cobalt. I haven't reached that level of douchebag nirvana yet. I'm looking for mods that will mostly improve fuel efficiency, but some more power usually goes hand in hand with that.

I got my last car to max out at 40 MPG highway with only some quality spark plugs and an air filter. What else could I do?

At 12/29/14 08:02 PM, FurryGod wrote: You remind me of a sea monkey.

Pot calling the kettle black.

At 12/29/14 07:38 PM, GoodLuckTurtle wrote:

At 12/29/14 07:36 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Nah. I've never been to one to gamble. I don't like gambling, I usually lose.

I don't know how to gamble. I could learn though.

Gambling is just putting something in (money) for the chance at gain. Even scratch-offs are considered gambling. And I usually lose.

Nah. I've never been to one to gamble. I don't like gambling, I usually lose.

At 12/29/14 07:19 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: My cousin got arrested for doing just that :/

Pray tell my friend.

At 12/29/14 07:15 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: It's a nail.

It is no longer a part of me.

And I'm fine with that.

Waste not want not bro use every part of the animal.

At 12/29/14 07:11 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 12/29/14 07:07 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: OOOOOOOO yeah

Comin off

...sauté it.

At 12/29/14 07:07 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: OOOOOOOO yeah

You gonna sauté and eat that when it flakes off?

I suggest teriyaki sauce.

At 12/29/14 06:58 PM, Phobotech wrote: ........Y'all were referring to the missing airline flight, weren't ya?

N- noooo... Comedy = Tragedy + Time and it's only been a few days. That's not nearly long enough, right?

...Right?

*lights campfire*

Sing along if ya know it folks;

Oh, my Boeing lies under the ocean,
My Boeing lies under the sea.
My Boeing lies under the ocean,
So bring back my Boeing to meeee.

Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Boeing to me, to me.
Bring back, bring back,
Please bring back my Boeing to meeeee.

At 12/29/14 03:35 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: How else do you know your cat has autism?

Does she end every sentence with "and I mean that in the most offensive way possible" ?

Shots fired, abort mission.

Also how you know the size of a cat's vagina, Monster?...

This thread is so edgy I had to go to the hospital and get stitches because it cut me so deep.

At 12/29/14 05:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote: It should be fairly easy to pick out a gold digger. A simple trick I've heard to dig out one would be to ask her to buy you something, and see on how she would react.

Or you can just not date, you're rich, you can just have lots and lots of one night stands.

They can eat betta fish food, Amar.

At 12/29/14 04:11 PM, Amaranthus wrote: They breed themselves. So I won't have to do shit?

The eggs need to dry and be rehydrated, so what I'm doing is using a small tank that adults will lay eggs in, and then I'll take theadults out, remove the water, dry for like 2 weeks, and then water them again.

I can't find food sold separately. Just new starter packs.

Weird. I would think you can just give them fish food or just crab pellets. I'll look into it.

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