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I pretty much like everyone's. It gives each user personality. The default one is boring though. Not naming names.

I've done a lot of pretty bad things, and there's a character limit on posts.

At 1/1/15 10:57 AM, stafffighter wrote: Secondly, you spend so much time thinking of jacked gay men you get them confused?

'Ata boy mod, you set that good example.

We have a few gay users that have posted pics of themselves.

At 1/1/15 10:42 AM, 24901miles wrote: I think you're thinking of somebody else

Clearly, the man's a little chunker.

Not that I have a right to talk.

You could argue this belongs in the VA forum but it doesn't because we're just asking questions;

Do you like your voice when you hear it on recording?

What does it sound like? (You can describe it or post a recording)

I personally don't like my voice much. It's kind of deep, but kind of raspy and nasally because that's just our accent around here. Also I kind of sound like a douchebag when I playback my voice. Don't like it.

At 1/1/15 10:37 AM, 24901miles wrote: You're thinking of @Stafffighter

No, I wasn't thinking of him because he isn't the gay dude I thought was jacked.

At 1/1/15 05:15 AM, Painbringer wrote: New year. New me.

I thought you were fucking jacked.

What happened?

At 1/1/15 07:54 AM, killerjeff wrote: What you described was one of the most sweetest examples of self defense and standing up to yourself.

Illegal text

At 12/31/14 11:48 PM, PriusRepellent wrote:

At 12/31/14 11:42 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: You can rice anything if you believe hard enough.

The hissing is probably from a turbo blowing off air.

Indeed it is... but stock on his car it isnt near as audible as it is now. Anyways yeah... even computers get their own version of ricers (seriously I once saw a PC with a fucking Celeron CPU in a full tower with LED lighting that cost more than the actual hardware -_-)

I don't think you understand the original of calling a car a ricer. Not a computer. But OK.

I stopped being fascinated by fireworks when I was 13 really

What is it anyways a Rio? Like his pseudo-Subbie Outback?

0-60 in one child laborer?

You can rice anything if you believe hard enough.

The hissing is probably from a turbo blowing off air.

At 12/31/14 11:40 PM, Jolly wrote: It's difficult to see new movies when the closest theater is like an hour long drive.

Half hour if you drive really fast.

At 12/31/14 11:30 PM, Jolly wrote: I've only seen 8 films from 2014 so far

Woah shit you best get cracking.

At 12/31/14 09:16 PM, NGPulp wrote: Seems like it, the way you document it from time to time in your posts.

"Remember family sitcoms? Well I didn't know you were such a huge fan of dick!"

Could always do stand-up instead of a sitcom, though.

I hope to use my mediocre comedy skills to create a self-respecting television cartoon one day.

A gag we could play up on that show is that Monster-64 is taller than you.
Awkward situations ensue-- cue the laugh track.

"I'm home from school dad."

"Oh hey kiddo what's u-"...
*dramatic look up*

2014 was pretty shit for me anyhow.

It had its ups, but amongst other things I failed a few classes, wasted my summer working, lost my baby girl, and had a car wreck.

At 12/31/14 09:01 PM, NGPulp wrote: Yes. A step-father that's just as old as the son.

Perfect.

Get the CBS guys, we've got ourselves a new sitcom here.

Both you and @Radaketor have insisted a few times my life is sitcom-worthy.

"My Mom is a Cougar"

Sundays this fall on CBS. Very Funny.™

At 12/31/14 08:47 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: And yet somehow I think you'll still miss, much like you've missed the point just now.

I didn't miss it, I just don't give a shit.

Now let's get drunk, its new years eve.

At 12/31/14 08:27 PM, Lich wrote: Happy 2015 bros
Drink up and prosper

Already had two glasses of nog and whiskey tonight. Probably gonna guzzle some wine soon. Maybe I should drink away my troubles tonight like most other BBSers do

At 12/31/14 06:44 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Happy birthday to Big Daddy Ranger.

Aaaaayyyy I'll be sure to tell him some internet strangers send their wishes.

At 12/31/14 12:40 AM, SocialistClock wrote: basement dwellers

That's stereotypical. I spend most of my time in a small, dank warehouse.

New Years Eve isn't new years eve to me.

It's my dads birthday.

At 12/31/14 03:59 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Teen Titans Go is animated in Flash.

The More You Know *

Also, if you're not at work, look up ZONE-SAMA's Teen Titan parody flashes.

I am at work, and I like my hentai a little more vanilla.

I guess there's a joke in here I'm missing

At 12/31/14 10:54 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: here is a photo of a bridge near my old house, as you can see there are no Wal-Marts or K-Marts in sight

There's nicer, quiter towns in the US too that aren't overly-industrialized, it's just that those people don't use the internet so you never hear about them.

Keep in mind it's the holiday season technically; people might be busy. We'll have more people soon enough.

Yeah, I have no self-control with my temper.

At 12/31/14 12:29 PM, Monster-64 wrote: i had to drive my mom home twice on parties where she drank so much she vomited
EDIT: fixed spelling errors

Is your mom single?

Do you want a new step daddy?

Who even does this, honestly?

Blood is icky. Let's just blow everyone up like Amon.