I think you should legally be allowed to smash her face off a desk for that.

thats what I used to imagine back when I was a student.

Nope, i take pills and masturbate to get through my day.

funny how its less embarrassing then what you just posted NaziNinja.

That would be shocking but I live in England. In the north specifically. So... this sort of crap happens every day. Not including the marriage part, that, is interesting.

Wipe your HDD and reinstall Windows 7 with the disc you don't have because you downloaded you're copy illegally.

Man, I would LOVE a bagel right now but the store is too far away.

I am lazy.

At 11/23/09 06:30 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I live in Finland... that explains everything.

Timing!

For once I'm happy and this thread fills me with glee.

teeheehee

I'd bring up the console and type 'god' and 'ammo' and go Rambo on those brain crunching, side shuffling MOTHER FUCKERS!

At 5/19/09 03:28 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Safe for work.

*boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing* heh..

excuse me, imma' gonna take a cold shower..

At 11/20/09 06:36 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Mainstream music? You fucking tool,

The Rolling Stones are mainstream?

I assumed you were replying too meh cause you posted below meh

At 11/20/09 06:43 PM, kikomannnn wrote: crucify me

Sure thing, you bring the nails and I'll bring the plywood!

what?! I'm not wasting good wood on you.

At 11/20/09 10:20 AM, Sanjay wrote: So far I'm winning the POS computer contest.
<specs here>

Holy pissbawls, is it steam powered too?

Also I has a Mac, high specs but pointless since the lack of games.

Hollywood likes money, so Hollywood gets money, by any means necessary.

A lot of stuff.

Mostly rock (proper rock, like Rolling Stones and such) and some drum and bass.

At 11/16/09 06:39 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/16/09 06:31 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Actually read the article moron.

I dont take Insults from Waffles

By god if I had Waffle hands I'd strangle the life out of you!

At 11/16/09 05:08 PM, geterkikzkid wrote: I think the same about the really angry angry faic.

i think the same about your face

lol i so get what you're saying rofl lmao!

To keep the shit/mud off their legs?

No, wrong, wrong, WRONG.

You should've tackled her to the floor and started wailing on her face. Then once she was out cold, you should have lifted your fists into the air and screamed ''I AM A WARRIOR" and no one gets in my bed but me.

Learn from your mistakes sir.

Then yer, at the moment its pretty slow and hasn't got many channels. I had to put the quality to low just to get the thing to stop ''buffering'' every five seconds.

I'm sure it'll get better and have more stuff added to it in time. Still, where the hell is Sky 1? (I know they have it on demand but c'mon.. no simpsons?)

Heavily armed soldier vs my almost naked fat ass with a bat?

Yer, I'll be on the ground with my hands on my head.

You mean the 360 version or the browser version?

I lost interest in stuff like that when I was 12.

I miss my childhood..

At 11/16/09 04:18 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Hooray! My pornhub library will be avalible for all to enjoy!

God bless you sir!

lol I liked the stop motion egg scene.

Good luck in the contest thingy.

At 11/16/09 06:23 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Yeah, its terrible, i mean, they dont speak english there, and, they dont read people magazine, seriously, a shithole....id much rather live in Iowa

Actually read the article moron.

I've only passed through the place once on a flight to Brisbane. Its pretty much like walking into a furness when you get off the plane. The air is almost none existent its like your breathing in warm dust.

So if the living in a virtual desert part isn't bad enough you get that on top of it. So yer, it is a shit hole.

At 11/13/09 10:34 PM, Gasping wrote: Where's the fucking joke?

Andersson IS the joke.

At 11/13/09 10:48 PM, xyerex531 wrote: Dude! kick ass! I love it, Shigeru Miyamoto would be proud!

Hi onlink19's alt!

The sword is pretty weak imo.

At 11/13/09 10:42 PM, gamer30hrplus wrote: If she ran for Pres i would vote for her. After all i only vote for one party. I will disregard their policies and base my vote purely on tradition. I am an idiot.

I translated it for the rest of us.

At 11/13/09 07:15 PM, STEM wrote: It's easier for you as an individual to work on your tolerance than to sway everyone else to change their typing styles

We don't take kindly to logic in these here parts boy.