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This advice is completely wrong. Girls don't like Romeoesque lovey type guys. Show her that you're better than everybody else, an asshole, and that she should be the one to work for you. Never let a girl have control.

There is nothing to exploit. You people are terrible at chosing good pictures for photoshopping.

I think they're just in their reactions only because I want to punch that little kid in the face.

May as well ask if you should go with a palm pilot. Christ. You can download e-books for the laptop and read off that while you do things other than just reading.

The policy is a joke. Why would gays join the military when there are so many interiors to design and fashion models to judge?

Your friend sounds cool. You're even cooler now for being is friend.

At 12/20/10 04:40 PM, ButtScracher wrote: I'm not gay but I'm not straight either and I'm not a furry and I'm not Bi so what am I?

I'd normally say "A faggot." but seeing as that's gotten me banned twice in a row and I'm trying to at least survive a day, I'm gonna go with:

You are a homosexual and we are truly accepting of your sexual preferences.

Oprah Winfrey, and I'd take it from an angle so you can see her O face as I penetrate her black asshole with my throbbing cock.

At 12/20/10 04:18 PM, Rachel wrote:
Oh what, because I really mean it like all you guys who say it? lol

OMG ITS A GURL ON THE INTERNET PLZ GET UR TITS OUT

You should have chk'd your dsk.

So on the day that aliens invade the whitehouse, the mets win the world series and the cure for cancer is found you'll realize that you all got fucked.

This is why NGBBS reminds me of a bunch of school children recycling old jokes and giggling in the corner as if nobody has heard them before.

Let's just forget all historical events. Who needs history?

This.

No, it's just that threads revolving around holidays are typically shitty and made by shitty people. Just like this one.

You probably don't have anything. You just feel like whining about your problems online where people will sadly, but surely read it and you'll get the attention you want. Then you can self diagnose yourself with something and brag that "you're crazy!"

Basically, you have a case of Attention Whore Syndrome and the best treatment for it is to grow the fuck up.

At 11/22/10 05:30 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Kids getting high and making a thread about it on Newgrounds? Why I never!

Careful now, this is a big kid thread for big kids who smoke drugs!

Yooooooooo brrraaaaaa I'm so stoned.

That's the most terrible idea I've ever heard of.

What's this shit.

I'm back.

At 11/22/10 07:36 AM, MrRandomist wrote:
how did you realize that, because im pretty sure it has nothing to do with cartoons but more or less personality traits ;)

Cartoons are for kids. Overgrown children typically aren't warmly welcomed in real society.

I stopped watching cartoons when I went to high school. I realized that cartoons are for children and losers who get their asses kicked every day. Welp, I've singled out most of you with that description.

At 11/21/10 06:52 PM, Fluffington wrote: Who do you think you are?

Someone who is better than you?

At 11/21/10 03:26 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:19 PM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:17 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:15 PM, samwd1717 wrote:

how is an asshole better than a badass?

You tell me.

Either way you're neither.

Hey, Gagsy, sex?

Sure, I'm not busy.

Aight, when, where, how?

At 11/21/10 03:24 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: No, time has past. You has-been.

Hey, speak for yourself. I'm still feeling the love, but I forget who you are.

At 11/21/10 03:21 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: There are so many dicks in this world, and all of them need to be sucked.

If you're going to argue with little boys, please leave threads that are about me.

At 11/21/10 03:17 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:15 PM, samwd1717 wrote:

how is an asshole better than a badass?

You tell me.

Either way you're neither.

Hey, Gagsy, sex?

At 11/21/10 03:15 PM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:11 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: with

*from

LOLTYPOS LOL CHRIS WOW UR SUCH AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU DUN POSTEDED.

*yourself,

LOLTYPOS LOL WADEZILLA WOW UR SUCH AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU DUN POSTEDED.

At 11/21/10 03:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 11/21/10 03:11 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: with

*from

LOLTYPOS LOL CHRIS WOW UR SUCH AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU DUN POSTEDED.

No, you're an idiot because you quoted your own post in order to correct yourself for something that most of us non-autistic-tards would have simply looked over as a typo. Get over yourselfm fuckbag.