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It's not ethical ever. Sorry, I've been a bit touchy since my Japanese girlfriend left me. It's okay though, there are plenty more in the sea, right?

A girl that slutty will dump you once something new comes around. You have a lot to live up to, and if you're a typical Newgrounds user, you aren't exactly the cream of the crop and can expect her to leave you within a few weeks. May as well just rid yourself of her right now and say that there's better out there. Give her my information while you're at it, I'll show her how a real man works.

If I were your teacher/professor, I'd give you an F for taking what could have been a short paragraph and stretching it into a TLDR post. Also, while I agree that the whole vengeance/karma thing is bullshit and childish, so are you. Sucks that assholes like you couldn't have died in the tsunami. Maybe if we get lucky the radiation will give you and your entire family cancer and rid us of your bloodline. Fuck you.

Japan needs to realize that the real threat is Godzilla, not a meltdown.

Wadezilla is my only favorite.

It was actually caused by my penis slamming into your mothers asshole. The shockwave formed ripples in her gut that eventually caused the earth to quake in Japan.

Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.

You pay more for the atmosphere. You can sit and drink your cheap vodka at home, or you can go to the bar and not look like a non-functioning alcoholic (so long as you aren't the older man/woman sitting alone at the end of the bar).

At 3/14/11 08:07 PM, Travis wrote: Just hang out with her more.

Fuck him, what the hell is he going to do?

Yes, I've done it myself and the guy was a US Marine... Big whoop.

Yes, hang out with her, then have sex with him. She'll know that you are the dominate male by being on the "giving" end of homosexual intercourse with him. Even US Marines can take it in the anus.

At 3/15/11 12:40 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote: I know I should have rephrased it to "How long have you spent making posts?" but it didn't fit on the Title.

You know what, eff it. Someone lock this thread please.

You could have fit all but 3 characters, yet still people would have gotten the point. Instead, you created a thread with a more generic title, causing confusion. You reap what you sow, and now you've done it, dumbass.

Not even the kid pushing himself away in the wheel chair could make this video funny.

I speak in tongues because I am the devil.

Your math sucks and most people don't post relative to their time on the BBS.

At 3/7/11 07:18 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Me? Probably shoot a cow, right between the fucking eyes.

I killed him dead.

And you?

Guns make this already pitiful situation much less manly.

Oh yeah, try being a "great programmer" when you're forced to work on a team. I bet your employer would love to watch you throw your weight around like you own the place.

At 3/8/11 12:42 AM, Andre wrote: I don't think a lot of people liked it is because it didn't appeal to the masses. If you want to have a great flash a lot of people have to like, and me personally, I didn't understand the humor in it. You should work on something that every will like.

Every Will likes my flash.

Being fat for the first half a year, then realizing that I was in fact amazing and becoming popular through sheer self confidence rather than physique.

Meets Dead Space.

Might as well name it Jesus fucks an Ant Eater and calls it an uncircumcised penis

Probably cause it blows.

At 3/7/11 06:31 PM, potatopower wrote: In my opinion, since I have already found exactly what I want to do in life, school is pretty much useless except for showing employers that you can waste 4 - 8 years of your life not learning, and you get hired for it.
I'd rather get on my computer and just better my programming skills and drop out of school. But I won't be able to get a good job without one. Oh thank you America :P

Sounds like someone would opt for a lifelong virginity over a 4 year social life loaded with parties and pussy. Hey, if you think social interaction is that terrible, you can group with the nerdy kids who everybody hates and spend your weekends studying shit that the "party kids" are probably going to do better than you on anyway.

At 3/8/11 12:23 AM, cast wrote: No, actually that doesn't invoke any emotion at all. The fucks your problem?

That's only because you're an emotionless sack of flesh.

Not true. If you watch Pokemon, you know that the protagonist has to catch Pokemon to become the very best, the best there ever was.

Why are you watching Big Fat Boy Cocks 2?

Seeing as anybody could post something a split second before I post the picture, I decided to go generic. A picture which describes 95% of the people here.

Technically you only have 37 CD's, seeing as you own 2 copies of Wish You Were Here.

54, fuck y'all.

Thank god, all the little college kids will soon be out of my town.

As much as I lack faith in the Newgrounds BBS userbase, I do believe that very few on here are too stupid to not know how to create an account.

True moral of the story: Don't be a pathetic loser who becomes attached to women who are clearly not interested in you and likely far out of your league and then become an obsessive raging child when they begin to show interest in someone else.

This should be in your price range.