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At 8/12/11 10:33 AM, Zeppelyn wrote:

I hope you guys aren't serious. Any guy who isn't 15 years old or has been with less than 2 girls for under 15 minutes a piece should know exactly where the clit is located and exactly how to pleasure it.

I'm a girl lol, and I was kidding. Obviously I'm not gonna be in love with a guy just because he pulls off my pants and goes "FOUND IT!"

No, but you would be in love when I pulled off mine and you went, "Oh my god! What do they call this planet?"

I'd just say, "It's my penis."

Didn't "scene kids" die out after all of them graduated high school? I know all the hardcore bands did. Why did I have to graduate HS during that phenomena?

At 8/12/11 10:02 AM, Allaire wrote:

At 8/11/11 04:59 PM, sonicflare9 wrote: How do you make a girl happy

Find the Clit.

Yeahhhh.

At 8/12/11 10:03 AM, Zeppelyn wrote:

At 8/11/11 04:59 PM, sonicflare9 wrote: How do you make a girl happy

Find the clit.

I hope you guys aren't serious. Any guy who isn't 15 years old or has been with less than 2 girls for under 15 minutes a piece should know exactly where the clit is located and exactly how to pleasure it.

FYI if you're always trying to "make them happy" you're bound to be destroyed by them. Though girls will talk all the time about how they love all this sappy romantic shit, if you try to pull that out of your pocket all the time you will be shit on.

Be a complete dick to them and then when they start crying you tell them that you love them pretend to actually care about what they are feeling. It works 100% of the time.

I've willingly had sex with fat/ugly chicks before while drunk. These restraints are unnecessary, fuel me more alcohol and I'll just have sex with you and go.

I wouldn't do shit because nobody would have a reason to look it up. I may change some of the numbers just for the sake of privacy if something were to ever go down. However, the less you provoke a threat from "internet bullies" the less you will get your e-shit wrecked. General rule of thumb. Learn it.

At 8/12/11 12:20 AM, AlexVII wrote: I tried to post my picture, but I don't see it.

You have great BJ eyes.

At 8/12/11 08:52 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 8/12/11 08:13 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Conceited? Sure. Gay and weirdo? Only if your friends are uncomfortable viewing your naked body. Or they'll be like, "Wow, this guy has balls. I wish my penis wasn't so embarrassing, otherwise I'd cover my room in a picture of me naked.

When they say "Psh, conceited much?" you say "Not at all, look..." and whip it out "see? completely accurate."

And then you find new friends. If friends bash you for being proud of your large penis, they're the ones probably holding you back from getting laid.

Never played it, I hear the best part is in the locker room when all the new players get hazed through forceful anal sex.

At 8/12/11 08:10 AM, Ninjar wrote:

At 8/12/11 08:06 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Take a picture of yourself naked. have it blown up into a giant mural and wrap it around your room. Then, whenever you bring a girl up to your room she'll have 4 walls to remind her why shes there.

That's actually a well-thought out plan except for the fact that when your guy friends come over they are going to think you're a gay conceited weirdo, thereby possibly postponing future hangouts indefinitely.

Conceited? Sure. Gay and weirdo? Only if your friends are uncomfortable viewing your naked body. Or they'll be like, "Wow, this guy has balls. I wish my penis wasn't so embarrassing, otherwise I'd cover my room in a picture of me naked.

Take a picture of yourself naked. have it blown up into a giant mural and wrap it around your room. Then, whenever you bring a girl up to your room she'll have 4 walls to remind her why shes there.

I'd probably be like hey, what is your name. Then he'd be like _____ then I'd be like oh cool, nice to meet you. Then we'd talk a few more times and I'd find out he was a NGBBS regular and be like, never heard of you but cool, I have an account there too. Then he'd find out that I'm gay and like to dress up like a woman. He'll be a little bit weirded out by this, but he won't hold it against me. One night I'll be having a party and invite him and when he gets there he'll be like, "where are all the guests?" and I'll be like there we're no other guests. I'll be dressed as a woman. He'll move out.

If I cared every time I hurt someone I wouldn't have gotten anywhere in life.

At 8/11/11 10:10 AM, SuperSilver123 wrote: I hope you are being satirical.

no i dont think i am. its really hard for me rite now, i just dunno how to think and wat not. i dunno if youve ever been throw somethin like this but it really hurts. i used 2 make fun of emo kids for writing dumb poetry and shit about it but now that i kno how it feels i understand

so me and my gf dated for like 6 months and then she broke up with me! wtf now shes dating some new guy and ignroing me like im some dumb asshole. i tell her how much i love her but she dosnt listen 2 me and says im being dumb and just move on. but i cant. so what am i supposed to do now, i knew i was gona mary her but now im just so lost i wanna just die.

I don't hate her, she's my high school girl fantasy. She's in high school now, right?

Or you use a thesaurus.

Goes great after eating chocolate. You can get the same sensation after sucking a big black penis.

What's her phone number?

At 8/5/11 11:19 AM, Lojinkz wrote: We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.

Well then you probably haven't been around here long if you think that.

Easiest way to kill yourself is to mix your semen with an oz of bleach and an oz of ammonia. Painless and it makes you look hardcore.

Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind.

At 5/16/11 06:42 PM, Jak29 wrote:

I will not waste time googling it and no, it is not between 5 and 15 percent. Go fuck yourself.

lazy basterd

It's actually "bastard" and the fact that you provided that link just further proved my point. There is not a single result there that backs up your statement.

Everybody here is less than 12 years old and nobody knows what the Toxic Avenger is.

At 5/16/11 06:06 PM, Jak29 wrote:

Oh, so that's why 8\% of all white families with children have at least 1 black kid. Thank you for explaining that, you are so very smart.

google it if you dont believe me. it also might not be 8% but it is somewere between 5% to 15% range

I will not waste time googling it and no, it is not between 5 and 15 percent. Go fuck yourself.

At 5/16/11 06:00 PM, Jak29 wrote: or the women cheated with a tourist. i've also heard that there if an 8% chance of an all white family producing a black baby. i cant imagine why it cant happen the other way around

Oh, so that's why 8\% of all white families with children have at least 1 black kid. Thank you for explaining that, you are so very smart.

Sorry for bumping this, but sharpnova sent me a PM and then proceeded to block me before I could even give him my response. I figured I'd just publicize this.

At 3/16/11 1:27 PM, sharpnova wrote: You wish I was dead because my post was too long? Or because you weren't intelligent enough to find anything in it you could disagree with. But you're a treehugger so you desperately wanted to lash out against me because I made a crack against your brainless kind.

Deal with it. You were beaten before you even started reading my post.

The nail in the coffin is this ownage message slapping you in the face and an *IGNORE SLAP* so you can't reply with more nonsense.

*atomic bomb ahsplodes on ur face*

No, it was because your post was too long and you could have easily shortened it's length if you weren't trying to sound like a pretentious fucktard who knew something about anything (which you are not). Also, I wasn't arguing, fighting, competitively debating you so saying that I've been "beaten" I'll just assume is your primitive alpha-male complex trying to validate yourself and humiliate me, but sadly it isn't working. Enjoy your day sir, I'm glad we've had this discussion. It makes me realize how much superior of a person I am than you.

At 3/16/11 12:31 PM, Cootie wrote: My Japanese girlfriend broke up with me. Oh well, there are plenty of more in the sea.

Fuck, beat me to it. Now I look like the ass.