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At 10/20/11 01:09 AM, Scarface wrote: Put your hands on your hips.

And keep your knees in tight.

But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.

How does it feel to live a life deprived of the opportunities that will lead you to a career outside of your local Mcdonalds? I bet it sucks, I know I'd hate to be you. Thankfully you'll always be there to cook me food.

Then a step to the right

At 10/14/11 12:02 AM, mega855 wrote: All soda isn't worth drinking, if you consider how it ruins your health and destroys the environment. It's a money-draining useless extravagance. Many people don't have clean drinking water, yet we purposely adulterate ours.

Many studies suggest that the High-fructose corn syrup found in most soda is responsible for the obesity epidemic, and others suggest that diet soda leads to more weight gain. This likely due to the artificial sweetener, aspartame, which the didn't receive unanimous approval from the FDA.

Yet those same people you say "don't have clean drinking water" also don't have the internet, yet you choose to blabber your fucking hippy face off using the internet as a medium. When will you faggots just accept that shit isn't equal and you should be happy to have what you do?

Ohhh boo-hoo obesity problems. Being fat is a bunch of individuals problems, not an epidemic that needs global attention. If someone is fat, let them get made fun of until they diet instead of saying, "OMG WERE SO SORRY YOU'RE FAT, LET US HELP YOU, YOU POOR MISTREATED SOUL." As for aspartame not being unanimously approved by the FDA, you can say that about a lot of shit. In fact, a lot of the natural organic shit that you hippy faggots defend isn't approved at all by the FDA, so go fuck yourself and choke on your own shit.

My father was inside your mothers vagina and your mother was dead.

Yes, I would like to be a god, and wishfully the only god there was. "OMG NO I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO BITCH THEIR PROBLEMS TO ME SO NO I DONT WANNA BE A GOD." You're a fucking god, you don't need to listen.

Or you just use a cellphone and leave a voicemail if Steve doesn't pick up. A cellphone doesn't take 10 minutes to determine that Steve is not in the house.

It also triggers underlying anxiety disorders, which can have lifelong consequences. So what's your point? Every drug has it's ups and it's downs. Know what other drug has many effective medical uses (that are more commonly used in modern medicine than cannabis)? Heroin.

At 10/1/11 12:52 PM, Rivergrey wrote:

At 10/1/11 12:51 PM, Wadezilla wrote: I didn't know homosexuals drank beer. Wouldn't you prefer a mimosa?

That ain't homosexual.

Yes it is.

Photoshop thread and the first reply isn't a bedn thumbs up photoshop. My, how you have fallen Newgrounds.

At 10/1/11 12:36 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 10/1/11 12:30 PM, Rivergrey wrote: Are you really druuuuuunk?

Nope, I am just fucking with you.

I didn't know homosexuals drank beer. Wouldn't you prefer a mimosa?

I'd fuck myself, because I'm probably the only one out of this slophole that is physically attractive.

You know what really grinds my gears? When I open a thread expecting a 3 line post, and I get 6 paragraphs about shit I don't care about. Fuck off, I didn't read it this time and I hope you're pissed off at something because you deserve it.

A pretty gay one.

Remember when auras actually used to reflect your voting habits? Now it's just gay and everybody selects their favorite color.

At 9/11/11 09:08 AM, tox wrote:

At 9/11/11 09:04 AM, Wadezilla wrote: I was happy because school let out 4 hours early.

i was happy, because school let me out, 4 hours early.
fixed

and
good for... school? you?
point of thread?
some of us were still shitting our pants back then, others were finding their cocks, and others were obsessed with candy and video games and not school...

I don't think adding your commas fixed anything. In fact, I think you made the post sound even more retarded thanks to your lack of of knowledge regarding use of punctuation (as well as capitalization, mind you). The point is, I don't give a fuck and neither should you.

Also, for being such a grammar nazi, you sure do suck hard cocks.

I was happy because school let out 4 hours early.

You can interview me.

Oh yeah, you do know that "RTS" stands for "real time strategy" which is completely different from "turn-based."

I'm going to create a turn based RTS of my dick plunging into your significant others anus.

No, I'd break into all the liquor stores and just spend the rest of my days wasted.

Because they're fun to troll.

I moderate the forums. I make sure garbage posters learn to shut up.

No, never had it happen to me. Probably cause I know how to find shit on my own without somebody holding my hand. I also don't listen to shitty music.

Sweet! You'll be famous and everybody will remember you as that extra from that film they've seen a billion times! Except they won't see that film ever and you'll never be known by anybody ever than your direct group of friends as, "my friend who was an extra in _____ film."

Flask.

No, it's just getting more and more overtaken by gaylords and 10 year olds.

Natural protection of territory.

Take her out to dinner as a friend, then drag her into a back alley and rape her. By saying she's "hyperactive" is her way of saying "I'm horny but don't know how to express it." You raping her is your way of saying, "I understand, but since you're not explicit, this is what happens."

Stop posting songs that everybody knows already, then re-ask your question.