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today at school my friend was telling me that you can make lsd from bananas! i didnt believe him at first but he said he tried it. all you have to do is cook the peels and then scrape the insides out of them and eat it like you would i guess regular lsd. im gonna try it any advice so i dont have a bad trip or anything like that lol?

At 4/29/13 04:17 PM, naronic wrote: In the heart,
I have no soul, no morals, I would let a baby die in the streets if raising it would cost me a penny.

Is anyone here black in the heart as well?

No you're not. You say these things on an internet forum because it's easy and you'll get a reaction. In real life, you'd probably find a baby that wasn't yours in a dumpster and find proper care for it.

At 4/29/13 01:34 PM, spunkycreed wrote: please help me find the name of this pornstar ..

Veronica Moser, just do a google image search.

Don't care for the playoffs this year. So long as the Penguins, Rangers and Bruins get eliminated I'll be happy. I don't give a shit about the West, but I'll smile if the Blackhawks and Red Wings go. Though it would be fun to watch the Penguins get swept in the finals and fill buckets with Crosby's tears.

At 4/20/13 09:52 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:

At 4/20/13 09:49 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Every time I reach into my right nostril (left to the onlooker), right in the front there is a bump. I squeeze it and solid beads of pus will push out followed by small amounts of blood. It's only painful because I do it so much, but other than that it just feels like I'm constantly picking the same hard booger over and over again.

acne.

wash your face frequently and have enough sleep to improve your immune system.

I haven't had a pimple since I was 17 years old and it's been a good 10 years since then. Also, since when the fuck did acne occur inside your nasal cavity and how the fuck will washing my face help that?

It's retarded. Euthanasia is proper for putting sick animals out of their misery. Anybody convicted of the death penalty should be instead left to rot in a cell for 23 hours a day without TV or any connection to the outside world, eating nothing but nutri-loafs and only being let out for an hour to be handcuffed and chained to the shower wall with their ass in the air. Then once they grow old and senile let them be laughed at as they sit in their own feces praising Jesus for "showing them the light."

Every time I reach into my right nostril (left to the onlooker), right in the front there is a bump. I squeeze it and solid beads of pus will push out followed by small amounts of blood. It's only painful because I do it so much, but other than that it just feels like I'm constantly picking the same hard booger over and over again.

At 4/20/12 09:00 AM, SKHM wrote: i heard the mexican cartels sell MAD STRONG weed that gets you hooked after just one puff

on some real shit i heard it's impossible to get unaddicted

THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS

however you probably didn't get that??????? i'm not sure

I dunno what kind it was, they said it was good pot though. I hope it wasn't how do I know if I'm addicted or not? And what is trolling?

So I did pot last night with my friends. I even inhaled like 3 times. I didn't feel much but I got really scared. I never wanted to do drugs ever, but they talked me into trying it. I don't want to fail drug tests or anything and I really don't want to get addicted. How addicting is pot and can I get arrested for doing it?

Me, Wade, and Poozy.

Gagsy too, only because we have an on and off relationship and if I didn't mention her name I'd get the strap-on.

At 12/31/11 01:20 AM, Freezexd wrote: Hey is there any way to add another iPod touch/iPhone as a friend? Like an app or something?

Yeah, it's called Contacts.

I was at a party earlier and a desperate pill head was looking for some Xanax. I told her I'd get her some if she gave me head and sure enough she did. I told her I was leaving to pick it up and then I drove home. The only thing I'm giving her to swallow tonight has already been distributed evenly around her face.

Oh well. The bitch is gonna get what's coming when her lawsuit fails and she becomes shunned and outcasted by her family and friends for being a self-righteous cunt. With a publicized lawsuit attempt like that, she can also pray for medical treatment once she's blacklisted from every hospital in the country. Don't worry, she'll get hers.

When a girl says "we need to talk," suggest to her that you and her should do your talking in the kitchen. Drink another beer while she waits for you there, and by the time you're done she'll be so distracted by cooking and cleaning that she'll have forgotten what she wanted to talk about.

I'm not legally allowed to own a firearm.

At 11/16/11 11:29 AM, Sevkat wrote: I took an entire bottle of pills and the ambulance done got me like two weeks ago.

Use stronger pills next time.

I had sex with your mother and didn't use protection. Thankfully, I survived that horrible hour of that burning, oozing vagina lathering my cock with pus and blood. All I was left with was regrets, at least you got a brother out of it.

At 11/14/11 01:27 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:

At 11/14/11 01:24 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Maybe if you stop being fat you can wrap it around you like a normal person would.

Or I could just have a blanket like any rational person would.

Or you could just stop being fat like any rational person would want.

At 11/14/11 01:22 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I can't turn over in a snuggie!

And wearing one as a cape just looks ridiculous.

Maybe if you stop being fat you can wrap it around you like a normal person would.

Snuggies can be both a robe and a blanket, what does your blanket have on that shit?

They're pretty comfy, would you not agree?

A bunch of winter clothes that I have yet to pull out and a few bottles of liquor in my own reserve. Gagsy's body, for personal use only.

At 11/2/11 02:35 AM, roderickii wrote:

At 11/2/11 02:30 AM, Wadezilla wrote: I don't like change.

Not like it really matters, besides getting rid of horrid content is more effective this way.

First off you piece of shit, you're attempting to put words in my mouth. While it is true that most of the time I do resist change, I don't appreciate you generalizing my character over a single statement. Secondly, why are you challenging me about a time you were not here for? If you had actually been on Newgrounds when the old system was in place you'd actually know how hard it was to get a submission to stay on Newgrounds. In fact, before the whole save shit, ANY submission could be blammed. You could mass downvote the #1 rated submission and blam the thing if you got enough people to do it. Blam Club, assrag, do you remember it? I think not.

Blams/Saves only meant something back in the day when you had to be the 100th voter to actually get it accredited to your account. All you guys suck.

At 10/20/11 01:47 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 10/20/11 01:43 AM, Finalfina wrote:

At 10/20/11 01:07 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: And a Hop, Skip and Jump.

flame war time

This is honestly what i thought of first.

Well yeah because you're a child of these gross little internets not a proper space hedonist in drag degenerate.

Maybe you're just drinking those moments when the blackness would hit you and The Void would be calling?

Do them in the asshole.

At 10/20/11 01:37 AM, froggerfreak wrote:
You win.

Thank you.

At 10/20/11 01:18 AM, froggerfreak wrote:

At 10/20/11 01:09 AM, Wadezilla wrote: How does it feel to live a life deprived of the opportunities that will lead you to a career outside of your local Mcdonalds? I bet it sucks, I know I'd hate to be you. Thankfully you'll always be there to cook me food.

How does it feel being a 24 year old adult trolling people with nothing better to do with your shameful useless pit of life? I bet you're naked and drunk right now jerking off you're flaccid cock crying about how useless you're life is and why you don't have a girlfriend. People look down on you IRL and they're to ashamed to admit it. You know it's true.

Also, I do good in school and I'll be able to go to college for a small amount due to government aid. I consider myself raised by the internet, however fucking retarded that sounds, it's true..

How does it feel to be attempting to troll a 24 year old grad student who has the resources to do more good with his life than you with much less effort? Drunk, yeah, I'm getting there... Naked? Nope, I save that for parties on the weekend, not Wednesday nights. I currently don't have a girlfriend because I broke up with her because my friends made me realize I was letting my standards drop to low to keep her. I'd like to see you tell them they look down on me, Mr. Homeless Shelter Extraordinaire, since obviously your opinion counts. Keep posting on Newgrounds about your over comings, maybe one day you'll get to college. Just make sure you know how to throw a football.

At 10/20/11 01:14 AM, Dogmeat wrote: WERE ANY OF YOU EVEN ALIVE FOR THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW WHEN IT CAME OUT?

CITIZEN KANE IS A HORRIBLE MOVIE THAT I DONT ENJOY BECAUSE IT CAME OUT BEFORE I WAS BORN

A big juicy vagina in my face with a side of my dick getting sucked.