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At 2/16/14 09:01 PM, mandog wrote: You suck another mans dick and fuck his asshole?

Yes, if he was sucking your dick and you were fucking his ass you can use the "it was too dark to see" excuse, but you're a faggot since you can obviously distinguish the textures of a penis in your mouth.

If I could just crash here tonight? You can see I'm in no shape for driving and anyway I got no place to go.

At 2/16/14 02:11 AM, Profanity wrote: I don't remember you ever being a mod. There have been so many random people shuffled in/out of the mod list, we should really keep a list of it.

It was a few years ago, until my time as mod was prematurely terminated.

At 2/16/14 01:55 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/16/14 01:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 2/16/14 01:14 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Why did you get demodded in the first place?

They caught me and Poozy doin' it in the bathroom.

And poozy didn't get demodded.

Nah, when they walked in his eyes were closed and his penis was in my mouth. They figured he was just really confused, but I was forever given the title of "cocksucker" and that they couldn't have on the staff.

At 2/16/14 01:14 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Why did you get demodded in the first place?

They caught me and Poozy doin' it in the bathroom.

It's that time of year, time for mod elections. Well, maybe not. But still, Wadezilla for mod 2014! During his last modship Wadezilla saved 37 infants from burning buildings, helped 114 old ladies across the street, retrieved 256 cats from trees, stimulated the economy, eliminated poverty and cured AIDS, ebola and cancer all while silencing the nazi uprising worldwide. Wadezilla is looking to do more in his upcoming term, should he be elected, so cast your vote for him now.

WADEZILLA FOR MOD! (again)

AND WHEN YOU SENSE A CHANGE
NOTHIN' FEELS THE SAME
ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE STRANGE
LOVE COMES WALKIN' IN

Why are you starting and ending in the ocean?

At 1/3/14 06:16 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/14 05:24 AM, Wadezilla wrote: It's so boring and there's no internet.

Do they consider the internet to be like a drug or something?

I guess since the internet is growing as a drug market they try to avoid any risks they can. Though, they did let me bring in a piece of paper with phone numbers on it. 3 of the numbers on it were my local dealers. (though I never did actually use them, still, wtf) Also, going in, they didn't even search me and said, "you're a voluntary admission, you wouldn't bring anything in." I now regret not bringing anything in.

I occasionally drink alcohol, I tri-weekly smoke crack cocaine and on a 6-12 hourly basis I shoot heroin.

At 1/3/14 05:25 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's what you get for doing illegal & dangerous drugs

--supergandhi64

No, it's what I got for getting caught doing them.

I just got out of rehab for shooting heroin and smoking crack. It's so boring and there's no internet.

I've been shooting heroin for the past year and a half, I think that's close enough. So my answer is yes. I'd probably start with something like my toes.

Where the fuck is the background? And you guys all fucking suck. You would rather talk about some kids overbearing mommy and some faggot who doesn't like cheese than a day dedicated to greatness.

ALL HAIL STRAWBERRY CLOCK KING OF THE PORTAL

In MSPaint with your eyes closed

At 7/27/13 01:32 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 7/27/13 01:29 AM, Vnzi wrote: I doubt someone of the opposite race is going to sue you because you noticed their skin tone.

black people were hung because of their skin tone

if white people complain at all about the racial sensitivity they are forced to 'endure,' they deserve to be stabbed and bled out slowly

So it's wrong for me to provide skin color when describing someone because some racists years ago hung people of that color? I think it's more upsetting that so many blacks are ashamed of their race and culture to the point where they have to censor such petty things. Why not embrace the differences instead of trying to build a wall around them?

At 7/23/13 07:47 PM, Dignatio wrote:

Try the real stuff, not some fake legal ripoff. You should also beat your friend senseless for making poor financial choices.

What makes it real stuff, and where do I get real stuff?

MDMA makes it real. You find a drug dealer who sells it.

At 7/23/13 07:44 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: Is it really true that fancy restaurants serve comically small sized meals, or is that at least somewhat an exaggeration?

The dish sizes are smaller but they tend to serve more courses. Where as if you go to TGI Fridays or a place like that you get one huge dish and that's it. The amount of food to price you pay ratios are still nowhere near the same, as fancy places charge you for the exceptional quality and precision that goes into each course.

At 7/23/13 07:37 PM, Dignatio wrote: A friend of mine bought some off this website, http://www.ecstasypills.org (Mello Man) And I don't know if it's safe or not, is it Schizophrenia inducing, or does it cause Brain Cancer or some shit?

Try the real stuff, not some fake legal ripoff. You should also beat your friend senseless for making poor financial choices.

At 7/23/13 02:49 AM, Xenomit wrote: Or is there?

The answer is no. There isn't.

Unless you destroy all matter except yourself. But even then you would be susceptible to the gravitational pull of your own body.

At 7/22/13 10:38 PM, VGmasters wrote:
Do you think there exists such a world beneath ours? How would you like to go to such a place?

No, and you're a fucking idiot.

At 7/22/13 11:13 PM, Lemonardo wrote: Tadaa! Pretty cool, huh?

Unfortunately, 4chan is actually an upgrade from NGBBBS.

At 7/4/13 07:39 PM, THEhypnotizer wrote: so i want to troll my friends, im planning to tell them that i want to talk to them about something serious, but i dont know what, something that will make the nervous or something like that, any help? :D

Confess your love to them.

Even without wade sucking the cock of every newb on this forum, this place still sucks. Do you guys have anything that can defend yourselves against my assessment?

At 7/2/13 03:30 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 7/2/13 03:29 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 7/2/13 03:27 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 7/2/13 03:23 AM, Xenomit wrote: Great thread 10/10

Hmm you seem like a cool kid, i wanna meet you.

I wanna meet you too, because I'm icy chill

Or because you want to suck my feet. But its okay, you can suck my feet all you want.

At 7/2/13 03:27 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 7/2/13 03:23 AM, Xenomit wrote: Great thread 10/10

Hmm you seem like a cool kid, i wanna meet you.

At 7/2/13 03:23 AM, Xenomit wrote: Great thread 10/10

Nothing says "great thread" more than a futurama picture. Glad to see youre all full of original materal.

But heroin withdrawal sucks, so don't ever do drugs, and how has live been on NG, cause I miss it here.

At 5/8/13 11:43 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: As a fat person.
No.
I don't really care if people call me fat.

And this. The whole "fat and proud" mentality is very destructive. People have no shame anymore. Whatever happened to pride and self-value?

No, being fat is a lifestyle choice. Fat people deserve to be made fun of. That way they know that being fat isn't acceptable and choose to lose weight. You can blame McDonalds and other cheap shit-food, but in reality, societies tolerance towards obesity is the most destructive factor.