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At 6/30/04 03:45 PM, MercZ wrote: I liked the locks better...

You're a fucking idiot.

Lost count.

My brother puts his peepee in my poopoo.

At 6/30/04 01:49 PM, TheVirus5666 wrote: have to come up with crap like this only cuz u dont have a life?

as i thougt

It is funny, people who have more experience in the "life department" don't have great grammar. Maybe there is an advantage to spending your time writing stories over "chillin' wit ur homies".

This will get your leg muscles into shape right away!

Tie one end of a rope around your ankle and the other end around a cement block. Throw the cement block off a bridge into a deep river or lake. The objective is to keep yourself on the bridge. Once you master that, add more cement blocks.

Okay, here is my go...

You suck, go shoot yourself.

At 6/30/04 01:34 PM, asswipe3210 wrote: i hate when people post stupid ass posts

Someone needs some self-esteem.

At 6/30/04 01:29 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote:

At 6/30/04 01:23 PM, Wadezilla wrote: I really don't want my secrets let out into the open.

That'll be awful.

OHSHIT woops, just did.

If I was a mod I would win them all.

Well, since Newgrounds BBS is currently in a love crisis I thought I would bring my relationship issues here.
Okay, theres this girl at my school, and I know shes madly in love with me. Shes pretty hot, for a human, but I'm only really into dogs. I am currently in a relationship with my neighbors dog Princess. I mean, we are more than just going out. We've had intercourse a few times and such, but that's not the point.
I don't know how to turn this girl down and tell her who I really have feelings for. Nobody knows about my secret relationships with dogs. There was Brandy, then Gina, then Fida, then Princess. I've been through several breakups, as you can see. I'm getting off topic, but yeah, could anybody give me advice? I really don't want my secrets let out into the open.

They have some good stuff. I wouldn't consider myself a fan, but I do listen to them occasionally.

Maybe that WAS the toothbrush that you shoved up your ass earlier today.

At 6/30/04 11:26 AM, sezen wrote:
Kill him and rape him. Or the other way around. doesn't matter.

He's arab, thats abuse!

At 6/30/04 12:16 PM, Hell_Knight wrote: what about our baby?

Don't worry, it will continue growth inside my womb.

At 6/30/04 11:16 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: you know what would rwally make us belive that he/she is dead? posting a picture of he/she dead and blood covered body. that would be cool.

Okay, let me go get my knife and camera.

Used to have one, I am currently waiting for calls from places that I've applied to.

At 6/30/04 11:10 AM, moogl3 wrote:
Omg, he's faking it. He wrote it, and why would anyone do that even if they didn't like Newgrounds. This guy is gay.

Yer one-a-dem smart ones, ain'tcha?

At 6/30/04 11:10 AM, Illmatics wrote:
This whole ordeal has instilled me with fear, and caused me to destroy myself.. I had best just get a grip really.

Kill him, rape her, and then kill yourself.

At 6/30/04 11:01 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: just a hoax or reality.... we may NEVER know... and i think its bullshit... ever notice EVERY SONGLE MOTHERFUCKING PERSON IS POSTING SOMEONE DIED???? How will we know that its real?

That's true, because we know that the police or any spectators would log onto my account and make a post about it on the Newgrounds BBS.

At 6/30/04 10:59 AM, Illmatics wrote: "you just havent seen the side of him ive seen"... If thoughts could kill.. gr.

Kill him and then rape her.

Rape her.

The user "Wadezilla" was found in a pool of blood by his computer. Investigators are still trying to determine if this was a murder case or a suicide. The knife was left behind, but this is not sufficiant evidence.
On the desk there was a note left which leads them to believe that it was in fact a suicide. It mentions something about lack of love from Wade Fulp and the Newgrounds mods.

Yeah, people on the internet are freaky. When I played Halo, I met this guy named Ben. Turns out he was arrested for the rape and murder of some kid he invited into his basement.

Oh boo-hoo.

Is it really that tough to put the 3 right in there or are your number keys broken?

It's a lot more fun if you sever her head first. Not only will you not be as nervous, but you can work at your own pace.

Were you by any chance at a ryokan? It's like a house instead of a hotel, where rooms are shared. Well, nudity is viewed differently in Japan. People there aren't as absurd as people in the United States. Not as many 50 year old 400lb child molestors.

At 6/30/04 01:44 AM, s0n0 wrote: Actually, it isn't against the rules, I've never posted about my site before, so suck me.

Your site sucks anyway. Go shoot yourself.

At 6/30/04 01:39 AM, s0n0 wrote: Oh, sorry then.

Yeah, now quit the internet.

In the movie "The Gate" when the kid flips out of the front door of his house. It shows the top-notch 80's visual effects that they used.