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So I know what to call them when I go to pick them up.

Did he touch your penis?

At 3/20/10 05:15 AM, Yamor wrote:

At 3/20/10 05:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: So you intend to ruin everyones evening? People who are spending money to see a film. You want them to not enjoy it at all? Just so you can get a few immature laughs that will last about 10 minutes?

D yup that sounds about right

LOL awesome! I'm glad people find this stuff funny other than me. I can't think of anything more hilarious than fart sounds during a movie!!! LOL!!!!!! XD

So hilarious and so original! I love it, I must say. Yes, let us know how it goes because we all really care.

I was going to ask why he used "neck" instead of the more common "get off my back" but then I noticed you said Mexican, implying his back was wet and probably slippery.

At 3/20/10 04:44 AM, TheLegendaryElDerpeh wrote: Because they're in better shape than you and can kick your ass? Take this beast of a chick for example:

How about because they like dicks inside them just like your father? I think that sounds more like it.

At 3/20/10 12:31 AM, killingspreekiller wrote: lol im probably stoned and having a revelation but my mind is too weak to write anything worthwhile and truly deep enough to be taken as anything more than a grain of salt

Yet you still use a keyboard with a "delete" and a "backspace" key. Fucking faggot.

I agree. I want to fuck your sister too.

Remember when South Park was merely sex and fart jokes and was funny? Yeah, they were cool days. Now the characters actually have personality and make us feel like we should give a fuck about them.

I prefer myself. It makes me happy.

At 3/20/10 03:01 AM, Dorkcraft wrote: Hahahaha, yeah, kinda. I'm not sure, seeing as the clip ones would work fine. Maybe its just a stupid trend.

Wade probably started it.

At 3/20/10 02:59 AM, Dorkcraft wrote: The only thing I can think of is that they wear them because its easier than having a big ass mic attached to you when you are doing all that cardio.

I agree, they do look troubling.

But really, they make mics that clip to your shirt and shit like that. Why must they wear them on their faces? It's like they enjoy constantly having tiny cocks in their face.

Why do all fitness video stars wear those tiny face microphones? Is it some sort of thing that makes you work out better? I do not understand it. Please someone, tell me why?

At 3/10/10 03:28 PM, lgnxhll wrote:

You need to get HER drunk, not yourself.

ohhhhh

how should i do that

Force her to take vodka enemas.

Ever think about replacing the number in any Flash's URL with "1" and not being a complete retard?

I am a god, I do not bleed.

At 1/15/10 02:09 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 1/15/10 02:08 PM, blazer133 wrote: Boyfriend?? But your a guy....

HOLY SHIT A GAY MAN IN 2010!

GRAB THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS!

I agree. My Homosploder device was supposed to set off on New Years Day at 12am. Bastard got though.

How come I last an hour, each time, when I jack off 4 times a day, but I bust instantly when my sausage dabbles inside a warm meat sock?

Alone. I move a lot and when I wake my girl up she bitches and cries about it for the next half hour and I can't fall asleep.

I know I do. I'm thinking about building with them right now.

She's wearing boxers. She's a lesbian. She showed them to you. Congrats, she thinks you're a faggot.

Are you afraid it's going to suck you in?

Yeah, I had a girlfriend once. She didn't just like me just because I shredded mad hardcore on Guitar Hero. She gave me blowjobs ritually and would let me fuck her without a condom. I also didn't feel the need to discuss these blowjobs and fuckings online whenever they happened because they were so constant.

TLDR
Get a fucking girlfriend you pathetic piece of shit.

I think you should kill yourself.

At 8/30/09 05:27 AM, Lvl70DorfWar wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:23 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:22 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

mod*

Fuck the mods. I'm pretty damn sure if every single one of them had the chance they would wrap their lips around my penis.

Tell me again, What did they do to you to make you so angry?

Is it cause they changed your profile info to Female or something? Cause Im not understanding.

Nah, I changed it to female so lonely faggots like you would message me looking for cyber sex. I really have nothing against the mods, I just give them a hard time. They made it into modhood and I'm still pending. Wade just has to approve my mod application then I'm good to go.

If you dunk your head underwater for 5-10 minutes I hear it suffocates all the lice.

At 8/30/09 05:22 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

mod*

Fuck the mods. I'm pretty damn sure if every single one of them had the chance they would wrap their lips around my penis.

At 8/30/09 05:21 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:18 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Honestly, I spent the last 5 months depositing for this. Thanks for letting me look like a faggot level 33. Wade, you owe me my manhood back.

worst part is when a mob see this u get banned

lol

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

Honestly, I spent the last 5 months depositing for this. Thanks for letting me look like a faggot level 33. Wade, you owe me my manhood back.

So your science and biology skills tell you that his neck extends beyond the left side of his torso.