Alone. I move a lot and when I wake my girl up she bitches and cries about it for the next half hour and I can't fall asleep.

I know I do. I'm thinking about building with them right now.

She's wearing boxers. She's a lesbian. She showed them to you. Congrats, she thinks you're a faggot.

Are you afraid it's going to suck you in?

Yeah, I had a girlfriend once. She didn't just like me just because I shredded mad hardcore on Guitar Hero. She gave me blowjobs ritually and would let me fuck her without a condom. I also didn't feel the need to discuss these blowjobs and fuckings online whenever they happened because they were so constant.

TLDR
Get a fucking girlfriend you pathetic piece of shit.

I think you should kill yourself.

At 8/30/09 05:27 AM, Lvl70DorfWar wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:23 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:22 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

mod*

Fuck the mods. I'm pretty damn sure if every single one of them had the chance they would wrap their lips around my penis.

Tell me again, What did they do to you to make you so angry?

Is it cause they changed your profile info to Female or something? Cause Im not understanding.

Nah, I changed it to female so lonely faggots like you would message me looking for cyber sex. I really have nothing against the mods, I just give them a hard time. They made it into modhood and I'm still pending. Wade just has to approve my mod application then I'm good to go.

If you dunk your head underwater for 5-10 minutes I hear it suffocates all the lice.

At 8/30/09 05:22 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

mod*

Fuck the mods. I'm pretty damn sure if every single one of them had the chance they would wrap their lips around my penis.

At 8/30/09 05:21 AM, chickenpenus wrote:

At 8/30/09 05:18 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Honestly, I spent the last 5 months depositing for this. Thanks for letting me look like a faggot level 33. Wade, you owe me my manhood back.

worst part is when a mob see this u get banned

lol

Fuck the mob, they can whack me off.

Honestly, I spent the last 5 months depositing for this. Thanks for letting me look like a faggot level 33. Wade, you owe me my manhood back.

What if Pinocchio said, "my nose will now grow?"

So your science and biology skills tell you that his neck extends beyond the left side of his torso.

I should be your new BFF because I am the best choice for the reason that I am the best choice.

We can fuck like dogs.

I used to piss in bottles when I got lazy. However, in my parents basement there is a sink right outside of the room that I Internet on. So I just piss in that.

Buy her a dildo.

At 8/11/09 08:53 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 8/11/09 08:46 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Did you enjoy it?

Not at first, I guess the pleasure kicked in when my arse started to bleed. It sounds wierd, but it was almost euphoric. I didn't appreciate the stomping on my head, or the fact I was knocked out for over a week. I'm quite flustered, thirsty, and etc.

Overall: Decent

***

The blood probably acted as a lubricant and eased the sexual friction quite a bit. From then on it was just the pure sensation of your rectum being stretched increasing amounts.

At 8/11/09 08:45 PM, CyberWolfX wrote: How badly I want to say Tl;dr and cool story bro right now. But I shall keep myself from doing it and just reflect on how badly I want to say those things.

Hey asshole, how about you read the fucking story and don't make useless posts. If you did read it you would actually know that it's a golden work of art and it belittles anything you've ever accomplished in your pathetic life. If you're not going to read it then get back to sucking your dad's dick.

Did you enjoy it?

I trust them. I know all the cops in my area and have even partied with some of them. They've got my back.

Once a furry always a furry. Might as well not deny the truth and just buy that fur suit. Then stand by a pile of wood so I can burn you alive.

I think you're a fucking pussy and next time someone knocks on your door grab a heavy blunt object. God, can you make a thread that makes you seem like any less of a faggot bitch?

cash rules everythin around me, singin dolla dolla bill yall

Amazing poster.

God you're fucking pathetic. You really think people on the internet care or they're going to suggest anything better than drinking a gallon of bleach? You'd probably fucking do that too if a bunch of people you don't know recommended it to you. Just forcefully shove a pencil into your ear, it's the only thing that will help you.

At 8/3/09 04:47 PM, kikomannnn wrote:
yeah you would never say that to my face dr.douche lol

Actually I probably fucking would. Sorry, I'm not intimidated by 13 year olds who cry over facebook messages.

Buy a pacifier and suck it you fucking baby.

At 8/3/09 04:24 PM, AngryBanana wrote:

At 8/3/09 04:10 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Technically not zombie movies.

How so?

Crazy diseased people go around killing people and turning them into crazy diseased people.

Isn't that what zombies are all about?

To be classified as a zombie one technically is supposed to have died and come back to life. In the 28- movies the infection is caused by a rage virus that is spread through biting. Don't get me wrong, they're really good movies and I like them as much as I like zombie movies, but I just can't truly call them zombie movies. JUST MY OPINOINF>

I'd fuck her with my 12 inch cock, beat her and leave her.

At 8/3/09 04:07 PM, AngryBanana wrote: 28 Days Later/28 Weeks Later.

28 Weeks Later is more depressing, so I like it more.

Technically not zombie movies.

There are tons of great zombie movies out there, you just gotta look. Day of the Dead and of course Night of the Living Dead. Diary of the Dead was pretty good. As for zombies themselves, they'd go slow. Fast at first but rigor mortis would set in after a little bit and they'd slow down. I believe George A. Romero tries to capture that.