At 7/30/09 03:36 AM, Helogale wrote: Dr. Pepper = carbonated heaven.

I prefer Mr. Pib. But you can't get easily around me. I think Mr. Pib is racist and doesn't go to places where there are black people.

Big fucking wall of text is fucking big.

At 7/30/09 03:41 AM, Skwurll wrote: So this IS what you meant!

Lol, gay people.

and poozy, does that count as child porn?

Most likily. Everyone knows that the mods are totally pedo.

Damnit. I leave for a few months and all hell breaks loose. Could anyone give me a quick link to what the hell this shit is about?

At 6/26/09 08:24 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: There were no negroes in Snow White. >:(

Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Nigra...

At 6/10/09 03:29 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: You can't be him because Bin Laden wouldn't go around telling people who he is on the internet.

Sure he would. Haven't you seen all those videos? Bin Laden is an attention whore who does it for the lulz.

At 6/4/09 11:42 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: With a rope around his neck? Man, motherfucker should have just started a huge brawl and fought to the death.

And his penor. Seriously, what the fuck. I blame Scientology.

At 6/4/09 10:56 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote:

At 6/4/09 10:51 AM, W31RD0 wrote: I'm surprised Christians are not already spinning this by saying that gay couples will steal children, just like the penguins.

I think with the availability of adoptable kids, nobody is stupid enough to imply gays would actually steal kids.

It seems you havent seen this. Yes, they really are that stupid.

Next thing you know gays will start eating raw fish and growing feathers.

There was an episode of Glen Beck where they accused the movie Happy Feet of furthering the gay penguin agenda. I'm not lying.

I'm surprised Christians are not already spinning this by saying that gay couples will steal children, just like the penguins.

At 6/4/09 10:38 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Shit this is real

Hung himself in a closet...wow.

I wonder if it is accidental. Being that a rope was also tied around the genitals, makes me wonder if this is some kind of autoerotic technique gone awry.

Oh, for those who are too young to really have appreciated Kung Fu, he played Bill in Kill Bill and Frankenstein in the movie Death Race.

Kung Fu star David Carradine died. Serious it everyone of our heroes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment /8083479.stm

At 5/5/09 11:34 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 5/5/09 10:28 PM, W31RD0 wrote: And the next day too. The barcode never changes. Keep that PDF.

My dad sent KFC an email complaining about this.

How embarrassing. Seriously, reading the thing over his shoulder made me want to shoot myself.

Why would your dad do that? Is he getting chicken out of complaining. Because he could get chicken out of NOT complaining.

At 5/5/09 11:22 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Unless you shove your finger so far up your nose you start bleeding, It's not a good loophole. Besides, they'll start to catch on and think you have cancer or something.

So? No school and sympathy. Awesome!

White teeth is superior to all other hues of teeth. Hitler said so.

Just to make sure this will work, can someone tell me the barcode you got. Because it is a PDF, my theory is that it is all the same. If this is true, nothing stops one from printing many, many coupons.

At 5/5/09 10:26 PM, Greenfrost wrote: I got me some lunch tomorrow. Yeah!

And the next day too. The barcode never changes. Keep that PDF.

As many of you know Oprah likes to give away free shit. Also a well known fact that Oprah is black.

Thus its only natural that Oprah is giving away free chicken.

Only catch is this is being released as a PDF, which means that the barcode is the same. It's time to get out chicken NG'er. (All NG'er love chicken)

Let's Roll.

The coloring has nothing to do with Easter. The packets are made to be the color of your shit after eating at Taco Hell.

Qdoba for the win.

At 4/25/09 06:30 AM, mikailus wrote: What's more shocking is SuperFuck warping the words. See the opening post.

He is not warping the words, just giving us the general gist of your shit thread.

At 4/23/09 10:40 AM, Nameless84 wrote: Maybe, now just maybe, if you ignored them, they wouldn't piss you off. I know, I know, that's pretty extreme thinking, but it's possible that it could work.

Not really. If we ignore them, we have a portal full of shit.

You know who makes them, so why do you watch them (or comment on them) if you know you're going to be annoyed or pissed off?

Because it is the volunteer duty we perform as NG'ers to watch, vote and review flashes.

If telling them to go away and that they're retarded and should wash their mouth out with buckshot hasn't worked in the past, then why keep doing it? Doesn't make sense.

The only real way we can get them to stop is to take away the incentive to do it. Thus, we must make sure with blam these turds so that they don't have anything to laugh at.

For the record, I rarely review flashes, I usually just vote on them. Most submissions are not worth my time to review.

Goku comes back to life any time he wants it seems. So I'm going to have to say Goku.

I find this thread awesome given the username of the individual who started it.

I always thought it was Dan who was doing alot of the site maintenance and boring shit.

At 4/22/09 06:27 PM, GiantDouche wrote: WHAAAAAAAAAA

Tell me fucker, what the fuck did you do for the environment? I am really interested in hearing this.

At 4/22/09 06:51 PM, Strength wrote: Not quite sure how the triforce is relevant to Earth Day what so ever.

Don't you get it? Link is from the preteen homosexual kikiroke forest.

Forests are all about the environment or some shit.

At 4/22/09 06:49 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Explain sadomasochism.

Psychology can't.

Really I thought they are explained it as ones need to either have complete power or to relinquish complete power to another.

At 4/22/09 06:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Nope. Dumb stereotype. I might make cock jokes, but that's all I relate to in your failed grouping.

You fucking lie, I seen you at pornbits.net getting pirated porn just yesterday.

Though it is true that you certainly cannot last a day. You keep fighting for the dream, though.

At 4/22/09 06:10 PM, Tominater12 wrote: are pot users, pirate, fap all day, and make cock jokes all the time right?

I don't like pot.

And I don't just make cock jokes. Sometimes I spice it up with a "that's what she said".

At 4/22/09 06:35 PM, Alpha-Critik wrote: Surfing /b/ much?

I actually shat brix when I saw this... Is this a challenge directed at 4chan?

Mayhaps I am not familiar with the latest in /b/ memes, but how is this a direct challenge?