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At 10/7/10 07:20 AM, eatmeatleet wrote: It is common for pop songs to hae simplistic beat. It sounds pretty average, I don't see what to be angry about

Um... Maybe that this guy made bank AND landed a wonderful advertisement and got PAID to advertise? And not because his average track was amazing, but simply because he went through an agent. You shouldn't have to do that to get your music noticed and signed.

At 10/6/10 10:47 PM, masheenH3ad wrote: Let's just cut off the middle man!!!

Really? How do you handle 5,000 dollar advertisements then? If the plumber doesn't know about your music, he won't buy it. And maybe even if he DOES, having a label behind you makes you seem more official and in some cases may sell your music. I know that's stupid but that's how some people are. They will only buy music that EVERYONE buys.

At 10/6/10 06:54 PM, Bjra wrote: i have joined the website several years ago. When it comes to electronic music of almost any kind other than mainstream hip pop, the well is dry, VERY dry. ie, no one on the website is ever looking for electronic music, trance dance, video game, etc.

This is true. But for those that ARE that genre...

I got my 300 bucks back so the website has a fantastic return policy and I may one day return!

Interesting. And what of the feedback? Did you receive any useful feedback? I'm guessing you never had the chance to submit, since your music never fit the criteria?

Oh and just a little background on Taxi, for those that are too lazy to research it.

All information is from Taxi.com

Record labels, Publishers and Film & TV Music Supervisors tell them what kind of Songs, Instrumental Tracks and Artists they currently need - then they tell you. When you see a match for your music, you send it to them, and their A&R team pre-screens it for the company that needs it.

There is a $5 submission fee. This is for ANY submission. You are only allowed or encouraged to submit your music if it fits the criteria they describe. (This could be never, depending on what type of music you write. I doubt Metal is ever requested, for example) They claim that there are around 1200 opportunities (requests) per year - that's 100 a month. Of all of these, your genre may be 3-10%, depending on the popularity of that genre. That means you have 3 to 10 opportunities to submit your work in a month. Keep in mind that 10 is the absolute most. It's more likely that your song's genre may not be picked at all during any given month, and maybe chosen ten times one month.

However, even with an entire ten "chances" to get your song placed in a movie/TV show, there is little hope, considering the other 5K (estimation) members that are submitting their work for the very same opportunity. Even if your song is "better" than all of the rest, it could be that they are looking for a specific sound or feel.

There is a 300 dollar yearly membership fee, which they claim is ridiculously low (of course, it's not coming out of THEIR pockets). They compare it to using a music attorney for an hour or a flight to L.A.

They say they give you professional feedback on the songs you submit. But after looking over their example, it's not very detailed, and lacks anything truly helpful.

I stumbled across this company in my search for Music Agents. Everybody knows if you want to get signed or have any kind of deals, you can't just solicit your shit to labels. Therefor, the search for music agents.

What I discovered is that the talent here on newgrounds far surpasses the productions that receive placement in movies and television shows through this agent (TAXI). Here are some examples of songs that have been placed through Taxi:

Movie:
Bring It On: Fight to the Finish

"Burn"
Performed by Misty
Written by M. Gonzalez, A. Lane and M. Haene
Courtesy of ETNC

"Famous"
Performed by Misty
Written by M. Gonzalez, A.Lane and M. Haene
Courtesy of ETNC

<a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sagkd j8cQo<a />

Both of the above songs are in this youtube video, both by the same producers/vocalist. Ridiculous. There is little talent involved in the creation of these songs.

Television Show:
Melrose Place

"Be My Lover"
Performed by Chris Lago
Written by Chris Lago

<a>http://www.myspace.com/chrislago/musi c/albums/be-my-lover-15548079<a />

WTF this is so amateur

Anyway, just wanted to post this and say how lame I think it is that you should have to join some stupid music agency to get your stuff out there

At 9/7/10 12:54 AM, 5LineRecords wrote: The black speakers or the chrome speakers?

Chrome

At 9/7/10 05:21 AM, 5LineRecords wrote: As long as I run 5Line no one will be mistreated.

This is simply not so. You see, you called me a poo head the other day :'( lol jk :D

At 9/7/10 03:53 PM, CluppHead wrote: Ahh, cmon static, I would have added you regardless!! Who do you think scouted you?

Yeah I owe my label love to you, Clupp :D

Lol, I knew it was the label's doing :P

Yes, and I'd like to thank SlaveLabor in gray text :D lol

Specifically:

Doc Clupp, Enivea, Gravey, Oxyjin, Shooting Star, and some other peeps ;)

Wow... Thank you NG for your supposrt on Reverb Nation :D

At 9/5/10 02:59 PM, 5LineRecords wrote: and you can access the forum and sign up in a few days :)

I'd better be the first person informed of its completion :P

At 9/5/10 02:50 PM, SlaveLabor wrote:

At 9/5/10 02:41 PM, vwvSTATICvwv wrote: Or you can email me :D

audiblestatic@5linerecords.com

I'm pretty much the kewlest member ;)

Damn straight you are, and the sexiest, you know... under Loki.

Lol, I don't think it's possible to be as sexy as Loki :P I think he's a demigod or some shit

Or you can email me :D

audiblestatic@5linerecords.com

I'm pretty much the kewlest member ;)

I'm teaming up with ShootingStar for his next album :D

Loki's bomb

But it's been like that for like 4 days.. How long does it take to update?

Hey I have a youtube related question. Why is one of my vidoes stuck at a certain number of views? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzdX7nqvp Z8

This has nothing to do with your dilemma, cornybeanface, but I was wondering how one of my videos is stuck at a certain number of veiws...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzdX7nqvp Z8

At 8/12/10 05:15 AM, 5LineRecords wrote: We are closing the trial artists now we have enough and are all filled up. Sorry for those who didn't get to become one. You may still apply to be a full 1 year signed artist.

Well that sucks. I just barely learned of this!

At 8/19/10 12:59 PM, Kytraal wrote: If we get a Like or Hate thingy, then the only things that will show up are the most popular on the toplist.

Actually new submissions with less "likes" would also be recognized for their likes. Maybe they could have a "likes per day" average, and that could determine the rank?

He's right. It might not be a problem with Flash submission, which have a lot of traffic, but audio submissions are constantly pummeled. There are terrible submissions on the front page and very amazing submissions that are five pages back. Sad story.

How is his experience not an even zero? Where'd the six come from?

All I know is there is an awesome bumper sticker that says:

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

Oh I love it

At 8/19/10 12:15 AM, gogareen wrote: hey how do things get blammed when there at like 3.4?

They probably get whistled

I wish audio could be blammed. There are way too many audio clips that don't deserve to be here on NG. Maybe if audio voting gave experience, more people would help stop this gross problem

I hate whoever got to leel 10 before me >:(

At 8/18/10 08:48 PM, EpicFail wrote: Stalin to Hitler.

lol

Or maybe it was Barney to Baby Bop

At 8/18/10 08:47 PM, Ptero wrote: First person to choke to death on his own cock.

That's already happened... :P

Nobody uses torrents to get games.

Expensive Programs!! :D

I already am :D

At 8/1/10 09:12 PM, SirReginald wrote: Barney isn't an actress, but a character.
She is, in fact, composed of Dakota Fanning standing on Destiny Cyrus's shoulders.

Lol. No wonder she sings like a constipated donkey