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It makes you forget about your pathetic f***ing life for a while. Makes you not care. Makes you happy, even though all the s*** in life is still going on. And it can make you smell colors.

At 9/7/09 04:52 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Possibly, however, there are some pics where the sex is rough and the girl(s) still enjoy it. After all, some women in RL like it rough.

True, but many times if they look like they're in severe pain and not in pleasure, then it just doesn't work for me.

Rollercoaster Tycoon is now and will forever be the greatest game ever. It has been overlooked for far too long and should be revived as the holy game that it is.

At 9/7/09 04:35 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Eh, I'll agree with you on that one, some tentacle hentai is quite well drawn and can be quite hot, but I only like it, IF AND ONLY IF it looks like the girl is enjoying it and not in pain.

I kinda feel like that's the norm for all hentai.

At 9/7/09 03:49 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

Christopher Johnson was rather attractive, wasn't he?

hell yes

At 9/7/09 03:44 PM, proskater2 wrote:

House arrest really means that you dip your swizzle stick into the rear end of a 10 year old male who sucks on your swizzel stick after removing it from his rear end... then getting cought and offering the police woman a taste.

what?

You know what I'm talking about. When you cut open a small boy's asshole using a razor blade and then pumping into the open wound with your mr. johnson covered in rubbing alcohol while getting a dog to lick the child's johnson. Also, your grandpa in coming in from behind you.

At 9/7/09 03:43 PM, TOEZ wrote:

At 9/7/09 03:42 PM, vulkord7 wrote: Three words: Knowlegde is Power

God I loved Schoolhouse Rock.

Conjunction Junction... what's your function?

At 9/7/09 03:40 PM, Zyrios wrote: My fetish is biological warfare combined wit human DNA to make ample super weapons of the future ages.

That's complicated.

At 9/7/09 03:42 PM, Decland wrote: you know when you go to your account to edit your profile and it has a school option.. is there any point in it because your school doesnt doesnt show up on your profile?

Three words: Knowlegde is Power

At 9/7/09 03:39 PM, Zyrios wrote: ...SAY AGAIN?!

Small children naked and on their knees watching their parents bang is a sexy thing!!!!

At 9/7/09 03:38 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: I've had a girlfriend for over a year and a half and I have a fetish.

Not to pry, but would you share?

I wanna be covered in sperm. Like, no part of my body not covered in sperm.

At 9/7/09 05:07 AM, 372 wrote: So you approached a little kid as a predator?

Your such a clever little thing.

How else do you approach a little kid?

At 9/7/09 02:27 AM, proskater2 wrote: house arrests means they watched too much television like cops, thinkin' its cool to break into someones home, meaning they were high when they were watching.

Nah just joking XD

House arrest really means that you dip your swizzle stick into the rear end of a 10 year old male who sucks on your swizzel stick after removing it from his rear end... then getting cought and offering the police woman a taste.

At 9/7/09 02:13 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Do you seriously have to get accepted to go to those places?

Yeah. It was really hard. I got a 1000 on my SAT!

At 9/7/09 01:16 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:13 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:12 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:10 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:09 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

Fuck what the commercials told you. I tell you to join the army and you best do it, motherfucker.

The army looks scary, but those ladies on the commercials look nice. And successful.

They'll blow you too, but you'll have to take a ticket and wait in line.

Ewwww. Oral sex is yucky. My mouth will always be a virgin and my no-no parts will always remain mouth vigins.

I see. You seem better fit for the Navy then. They'll gladly help you out from behind. As in fuck you in your rectum, if you know what I mean.

Ewww!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!! My poopshoot is to remain a virgin! The butt area is designed for outties, not innies! Nobody's going innie on my hiney! The logs come out and plop! The logs don't plop in and cum!!!!

At 9/7/09 01:32 AM, BlahLab wrote:
i cant believe u actually posted that u sick perv

But the son's mouth after his dad is made a woman tastes so good!

At 9/7/09 01:28 AM, BlahLab wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:24 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:18 AM, BlahLab wrote:

wat should i do about the house arrest?

Do to house arrest as you would a small child.

give it candy and legos?

I suggest using a tazer on the small children while it is distracted by the candy. You can disguise the tazer as legos. But watch the child lick the lollypop for a while first...

i usually just give them swedish fish. and i'm running out of legos since i cant go to a toystore. life is sad when moms look at u funny and dads punch u in the gut for buying a hot dog at the local stand

I like the dads, too. I get them to sleep and then get their son and I to double team the dad, while the son calls out, "Daddy! Daddy!" Then I get the son to lick the dad's lollypop and I go in from behind while the dad shouts, "Son, Make me a woman!" Fun is to be had by all. Especially me.

Jew God Yahweh sucks ass. Suck it, Jews!

At 9/7/09 01:18 AM, BlahLab wrote:

wat should i do about the house arrest?

Do to house arrest as you would a small child.

give it candy and legos?

I suggest using a tazer on the small children while it is distracted by the candy. You can disguise the tazer as legos. But watch the child lick the lollypop for a while first...

At 9/7/09 01:18 AM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:15 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:12 AM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:48 AM, vulkord7 wrote: I despise abortion and bitchy queens.

Curious, i love Queen....

I love Queen too. I'm talking about gay guys that complain about everything and get away with it because they're gay.

You're making that up....

Not in any way shape or form. I know several. In fact, many gay people who are not bitchy queens despise bitchy queens. They give gay people a bad name. On top of that, Queen was the first band I ever liked, and (of course) Bohemian Rhapsody was the first song I ever memorized.

Little boys are... sensational.

As per the house arrest, a household tazer should take care of the handy stay at home cuff. You can make one out of a camera!

At 9/7/09 01:12 AM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:48 AM, vulkord7 wrote: I despise abortion and bitchy queens.

Curious, i love Queen....

I love Queen too. I'm talking about gay guys that complain about everything and get away with it because they're gay.

At 9/7/09 01:12 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:10 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:09 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

Fuck what the commercials told you. I tell you to join the army and you best do it, motherfucker.

The army looks scary, but those ladies on the commercials look nice. And successful.

They'll blow you too, but you'll have to take a ticket and wait in line.

Ewwww. Oral sex is yucky. My mouth will always be a virgin and my no-no parts will always remain mouth vigins.

At 9/7/09 01:09 AM, 5150-918A wrote:

Fuck what the commercials told you. I tell you to join the army and you best do it, motherfucker.

The army looks scary, but those ladies on the commercials look nice. And successful.

At 9/7/09 01:05 AM, 5150-918A wrote: Just join the army. At worst you'll get shot unless you're a pog. If you actually go to those "colleges," at best you'll end up killing yourself.

But I wanna expand my knowledge and succeed! The commercials guaranteed that I'll succeed. And I always trust commercials. That's why I own a ShamWOW, a Snuggie, Save a Blade, and 5 decks of Genio cards.

At 9/7/09 01:04 AM, BlahLab wrote:

i am a neo-nazi and i have an airhorn and a bag of ruffle's ridges. may i?

No. You need exactly 1 ruffle's ridge, and nazis with airhorns are just stupid.

I got accepted into ITT tech and Devry. Which should I go to?

At 9/7/09 12:58 AM, Fautzo wrote: vulkord7.

I want to rip his asshole apart sooooooooo bad.

Are you a Nazi? Or Jesus? Or have a cat named Fluffzilla? Or a can of Vanilla Coke Zero laced with vaseline? How about an airhorn? 24 altoids containers? A combat knife the size of your foot? A small chimpanzee? A singular Ruffle's ridge? A conglomerate of fast food stores? If you said yes to any of these, then my asshole is yours for the ripping

I think Neo-Nazis performing gay sexual activities is hot as the shit that they are packing.