Angels are toast, Phillies are gonna stomp the Yanks anyway

For Asa Akira to be mine and no one else's

or

A Klondike Bar

At 10/19/09 02:07 PM, Ejit wrote:

Num num num, I can't find a job, num num num. How does that work? Poor people should weigh less.

Wrong Mr. Smart Ass, poorer people on the whole tend to consume more low quality food and cook less therefore they gorge on fast-food which is the epitome of a fat sammich...

kids these days...

I FOUND ONE!!!!!

oh the irony

At 7/16/09 07:45 PM, aSquared94 wrote: Uhh..., he's Austrian so I don't think it matters.

Idiots...Austria has German as an official language and its their primary language....

Man you need to dip, we got Popo comin after the fiends!

InnerPartySystem is bearable

Used to Like Flogging Molly

3OH3! Pisses me off

rest never even heard of and I know my music

I know devil wears prada but I dont think its worth mentioning even

"The duo bolted from the apartment with DVDs and packages of noodles, Pentangelo said."

Okay I know the kitten roasting is horrible but, LOL

At 6/10/09 06:10 PM, CHP wrote: What was he protesting?

The government that controlled his country and oppressed his people.

At 6/10/09 05:59 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 6/10/09 05:57 PM, Vrael wrote: This puts me into awe.

monk who commited suicide via burning and never moved

hes a hero that guy.

Yes he is my hero. He performed the ultimate form of protest.

This puts me into awe.

monk who commited suicide via burning and never moved

At 6/10/09 05:51 PM, FelineGuy wrote: Stop it with the 'I a;ready travel through time at 1 second per second' crap.
Read the wikipedia page on relative time travel, I can't be bothered to rewrite it all here. Basically it is widely thought that time travel WILL be possible, but it will be impossible to change the future. IMPOSSIBLE. Therefor it would be incredibly limited to where you could physically travel TO.

FG

Learn to cite your sources kid. Wikipedia is never a good source even if they link to other sources because anyone can change something.

At 6/10/09 05:42 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 6/10/09 05:40 PM, Vrael wrote: The concept of time is a matter of perception. Time is an abstract.

fact

exactly. where i am now it is 4:41. but say when time was actually first recorded it could have been off

The time you speak of is a measurement. The time we talk about traveling back or forth on is some imaginary bullshit.

Perceiving time is also an oddity because you can give time a value but it's relative. Time can seem to be slower or seem to be faster. Time as a dimension doesn't really exist imo because even with a given value its not concrete.

The concept of time is a matter of perception. Time is an abstract.

fact

I pulled a Houdini while drunk at a party on a hot chick.

I have the video to prove it (btw thanks Holden)

Dude, is this like Freshmen prom? The girls look a bit young man.

Two Words

Canadian Snipers

At 5/11/09 02:45 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 5/10/09 08:33 PM, Headshot777 wrote: In space.

I second this.

You know how aweome that would be?

When you cum it'll never lose Velocity, hah

I've never seen a Scene Girl

maybe because Texas told em to Fuck off?

At 5/7/09 11:24 PM, Vrael wrote:

At 5/7/09 11:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Being able to freeze time would really come in handy.

I deem you Twix Boy!

Shit....

fix'd

At 5/7/09 11:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Being able to freeze time would really come in handy.

I deem you Snickers Boy!

At 5/7/09 11:21 PM, Gooch wrote: I AM NOT A SPONGE, NOR WILL I EVER BE!!!

You alright there killer?

At 5/7/09 11:10 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Calling the next installment in the franchise Batman 7 is a bit of a misnomer. The series has technically started over because basically, let's face it, we should just pretend that the others never happened.

Even so though, the next film will actually be the 10th live action Batman movie because, as so many people forget, there was also the 1966 movie starring "Mayor" Adam West, and also the 2 often forgotten movies from the 40's.

The one's from the 40's were uber cheesy.
Also, its already been stated that there's a strong possibility of the next one not happening with the same crew. However, I haven't heard any news on it lately at all.

Penguin Please

At 5/7/09 11:12 PM, BHBK wrote: What would it be? I personally would like to be like wolverine so i can get shot just to see what it feels like and i could kill the person who shot me!!!

The Power To Make you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

spam thread +1?

At 5/6/09 04:34 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote:

I'm not quite sure if this is correct (and I'd check if I wasn't in college), but I believe average length is 5.5 inches, and girth is around 5 inches in circumference.

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! 5 inches in girth??? That's like 20 oz soda bottle thick! No its more like 1.5-2

What is there to say...

that's so weird! I wonder when he watches his own vids if he shits himself...

Obama Ima kill you. I had this phrase FIRST. Way Back in January when I noticed that I wouldn't be going to school that day for celebration of cinco de mayo on a monday that was actually cuatro de mayo or as I accidentally said Cinco De Cuatro.

I swear black people steal everything...

Tony Briarwood

That actually sounds like a solid name

I can dig it...

Hmmm mine's Original I'd say.

Also I have quite a few other names that are just Epic but I refuse to reveal them because they aren't NG accounts yet...

Just Stop.

No, Really.

Do we really need another bible thumping Protestant telling us "what real Christians are"

Why can't Protestants just be like Catholics and STFU!!!

Nobody, particularly not me or hopefully most of newgrounds cares about either side of this argument its just a waste of energy and pisses me off. It used to be fun and philosophical now its just idiotic and hateful

Fuck Off