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Hey,

All I can say is just make what you like and that is it.

At 7/22/09 10:10 PM, Rawmin wrote: I just maxed out my cpu, and I'm wondering if there is an easy way to bounce a pattern that uses a cpu intensive plugin to a .wav, and stick it back where it was in the playlist, automation and all...

WHOOPS! Sry, i meant to reply with a quote...

Change your sample rate! Its in the options menu.

wwweeeelllllll, im a father no longer. My ex (thank fucking god!) has decided to get an abortion. I think she is partly doing it to spite me, so it hurts.......but she is a crazy bitch. Thank god I dont have to deal with her anymore. I wish she would at least put the kid up for adoption, but, Im not the one who is pregnant. Glad this mess is over with, and that NG is still full of assholes :)

Check me out yall, I got like no listens/votes and ive had music up for a year or two!

At 7/26/08 10:15 PM, jrhager84 wrote: Just because you're stupid and irresponsible enough to knock someone up at 19 doesn't mean we don't get any action. I've been happily married for over 2 years thank you very much. Thank God someone else is raising your kid, cause just by reading your posts, you're about as immature as they get.

Have fun "playing" a Dad ;-)

-Joel

P.S. Most people can't weasel out of responsibility like you can. You deserve an award. Or a punch in the face. I haven't decided which yet. I'll keep you posted...

You are right, I was stupid and knocked a girl up. And I cant believe how much my sarcastic joke had such a deep impact on everyone. I dont have an inflated ego. Thats great that your happily married, great for you. As far you calling me soooo imature.....I guess you dont have a very good concept on maturity. And yes, I have the amazing ability to get my way out of anything.....besides a woman's cooter I guess.

Hey, I have had my music on this site for a year or so, and have gotton like NO exposure at all. My later stuff is pretty could and it would be fuckin GREAT if some of you guys could check my stuff out! I can return the favor.

Well, here is how this clusterfuck turned out. She and here parents now have all legal custody-I decided to do that so I CANT be held liable for money to raise the child, and all other things she could fuck me with in the future (a friend of mine was recently in this situation, and got fucked). Of course I will help out a little cause it is my little antichrist after all! Our families have all looked at this the most reasonably way possible. Its scary being young, but I am excited. Same goes for the ex.

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION NEWGROUNDS, OR YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RESPONSIBILITY!!
but who am I kiddin, you are all fucking vigins....HAAA

At 7/24/08 06:21 PM, Kasrikin wrote:

At 7/24/08 06:04 PM, Voyd wrote:

At 7/24/08 05:58 PM, Gatling wrote: No college for you.

I have gone to college, but dropped out after the 1st year because school isnt my thing. So now I am an electrician.

See now that proves the OP is a dumbass. School isn't your thing? THING? School is for people who can actually do well. have fun with your wires and minimum (sp?) wage.

Also what will her parents say when the kid grows ups and asks about dad?

nice.

Look up the salary of an electrician. You have no fact behind your dick comments. And what do you mean in your...second paragraph. I will be involved in this childs life, I have already posted that. Also, people who have a trade for work are usually pretty smart. Some trades dont require any intelligence (like masonry), but alot of them require good math and engineering skills. You are very ignorant. Are you the kind of person who feels they are above everybody else? I bet your shit doesn't stink.

At 7/24/08 05:58 PM, Gatling wrote: No college for you.

Since you are too fucking lazy to read my posts in this thread, I have gone to college, but dropped out after the 1st year because school isnt my thing. So now I am an electrician. Damn people on this site act so brave on the internet...makes me laugh!

shit, I meant to say if you can't handle responsibility. By the way, I am very responsible. Im not some spoiled kid.

At 7/24/08 05:30 PM, Skulsta wrote:

You oviously didnt read a damn thing on this thread. And who in the fuck would take advice from a 13 yr old?!. Kid, I have a good job, her parents are rich, my family has a little money, and she will be raising the child for the most part. My ex understands im only 19 (almost 20), so I AM still able to do just about everything I have been doing. Responsibility is a fact of life. If you can handle resposibilty, then you are a straight up fucking failure. !

At 7/24/08 08:10 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Congratulations on being 19 and having a kid on your way, say goodbye to your freedom and the ability to have a life.

So by NG's standards, responsibility means the inability to enjoy life.

Just goes to show you it's inhabited my jobless, lifeless mongrels. Myself included.

That is very true. I like to laugh at how pathetic it really is. Here is a fun fact for everyone as well-Most pregnancies are an accident.

At 7/24/08 10:28 AM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: Your life is over!

Enjoy!

My life is not over, as im not raising my kid, she is. I will just visit with my kid a few times a week or something like that. I guess all you 13-16yr old are insulted by my joke.

Poor children, I feel sad for them.

Luckily her parents are raising the baby or you'd have a big problem.

USE A FUCKING CONDOM AND GIVE THE GIRL BIRTH CONTROLS NEXT TIME ARGHHHH

1. My ex will be raising the child, with help from her mom (who is LOADED), and I will be very involved in its life. We both are having alot of feelings, but for the most part we are excited.

2. Her parents arent raising the child, but will be helping finacially and in other ways. I acually make a somewhat decent amount of money acually. I am a year 2 electrical apprentice, making $18/hr. I will also be helping financialy.

3.Yeah, I know. The thing is, she has not had her period for a couple years...meaning it is almost impossible to get pregnant. That, and I assume you are a virgin because condoms fucking suck!

At 7/24/08 08:10 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Congratulations on being 19 and having a kid on your way, say goodbye to your freedom and the ability to have a life.

Umm, my girlfriend is 24, and she and her parents will be raising it for the most part. I will be involved in its life. Also, my gf understands that I am 19, so she doesnt expect me to raise it as a couple. We acually broke up just a few weeks ago.

Yup, you better believe it. My girlfriend is pregnant with my kid. Exciting for me! Really happy. And sorry to just about everyone for rubbing the fact that your a virgin in your face! HAAA

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum- Duke Nukem 3-d

and pretty much every other quote from that old ass game.

There are many free and reasonbly pricred computer pc programs. Just SEARCH for what you asked on this site or google. I use Fruityloops Studio 6. Ive used it for years and love it. Another of the less expensive ones is Reason. Most people who make all original music on this site use those. Just search around, you will find one u find easy to use.

$15 dollars for that.? You sir, are a fucking loser. BIG TIME LOSER! Instead of maybe goin out with a female, you did that? FUCKING Chirst! but then again, this site is filled with anime loving losers! HA, I laugh at you dumbshit.

I dont really smoke weed anymore. I prefer to mainline a couple of roxies. Ya cant beat that! I used to be a stoner, now a junkie! Don't do drugs kiddies!

im glad u found that, i saw it months ago and couldn't remember the name.

What you are looking for is a vocoder. Vocoders make that robot voice, and many others. Just search for a free vocoder on google. I have Zerious. It works good, and its free. Its a standalone program.

Punch a girl in the face, come on it, and smear it around. "Strawberry Shortcake". Fuck a girl in the ass, and when she turns around, punch her in the face. "Donkey Punch".

Click on the link, look at it, then post your comments.

haha

None, because im 18 not 6.

Yeah, I was watching that when it aired. It broke out laughing because it made Bill (who I have never liked) look like a complete asshole...as usual. Geraldo brought up a very good point, and has every right to have reacted they way he did to Bills arrogance. It was about not driving, not fucking illegals Bill!

At 1/1/07 04:50 AM, ChoosenStar wrote: THE REASON BLACK HAVE ALL THESE HOLIDAYS FUNDS AND OTHER SHIT IS BEACUSE THEY WENT THROUGH ALOT WITH SLAVE THING IN AMERICA NOT HAVING RIGHTS AND ALL YOU ARE A HUGE JACKASS

Please bitch, that is so old. Black people need to stop bitching about how slavery was so bad. Where you a slave? NO. Were your parents slaves? NO. Where your grandparents slaves? NO. The only people who deserve an apology for slavery are all looonnnnggg gone. Slavery has not affected a single black person for about 150 fucking years. Oh, and slavery is not the reason why black people are "stuck in poverty". Its because most of them don't give two shits about education, and that is the only was you can make a decent living. Don't have the money to go to colledge? Thats where affirmative action comes in...which is extreamly racist. Get good grades if your black, and you go to college.

Sorry for being so off-topic...damn...I though it was another immigration thread...my bad. So in relation to this thread I have to say that this seems like something like how many black people feel that the US government needs to give them money for the fact that slavery was legal....in a way. Its something that happened a long time ago. Trying to get something that has not belonged to you for so long is just fucking arrogant.

I'm all for immigrants coming into this country....LEGALLY! I do however, have a big problem with illegals. Legal immigrants pay taxes, and deserve the life they came here for. Illegals don't pay taxes, and many of them "mooch" off of things that us citizens and legal immigrants pay for. Amnesty should not be given to people who have come here illegaly. I believe the government needs to enforce immigration laws much more than they already do. A person who wants to live in this country can, but they need to do it the proper way. I think its rediculous how liberals think it is "evil" to send them back, but the law is the law. And yes, everyone in this country (besides natives) descended from an immigrant......but they came here legally!