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First of all paying NG $50 for entitlements is retarded. No one will work to actually get on front page when author's can jack the limelight with talentless material that scares off the already dwindled base to YouTube, and with incentive to profit off that idea will lose NG viewers and artists pulling in content for ads AND viewers. So your idea is totally ass-backwards.

Second of all if you have problems with ads playing on games that are free, you are definitely selfish and unthinking. "Man, all this free content, I shouldn't have to watch 30 second ads! This is bullshit!"

Yes you should.

Third, don't tell us to "grow on your ideas and accept it." How about you grow on my dick and accept that? You've been here for like 12 days and you think your ideas on a website that's been around 486 TIMES the amount of days makes it pretty obvious you have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even think you're trolling either.

Here's what I think should happen. There should be a "Supporter" feature for $30 a year (that's about 8 cents a day) that makes it so that you get adless pages and bonus features like double-EXP voting weekends, customization of the "supporter" bar, and invitation only chats to a key figure of NG every week.

There should be an adless support feature you could get for $10 a year which should just remove ads on games and pages. This is barely 3 cents a day, and these options I've noted are less retarded, gives NG possibly $10+ for new supporters, and potentially a simple solution for people crying about that $20 price tag as supporter.

not in maine, you can fuck off with your double speed shit

At 8/12/14 05:57 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: He'd be a C cup for sure

oh yeah at least a c cup

white indentured servants wanted no part of the system.

King Phillips' war showed that if people would listen, that they could maybe break the complex chain of oppression.

At 8/12/14 05:44 AM, Shockoach wrote:

At 8/12/14 05:34 AM, Voltage wrote: well

what if i told you to back off

what if tom fulp were a woman?

At 8/12/14 05:17 AM, Shockoach wrote:

At 8/12/14 05:13 AM, Voltage wrote: that was super creative!!

thnx you too

well

that was super creative!!

At 8/12/14 03:41 AM, Loki wrote: they only like you because you have a car and money.

this - and god only gives you what you deserve, you miserable pile of secrets

I don't get the problem you propose in your thread, Deshiel.

sucking dick is not actually good for the company unless you are WWE or indian oil businesses

11 years and never UOTD

i actually climbed between carts when a train was moving, it was the most retarded thing i ever did. i just didn't think of it at the time.

At 8/11/14 11:09 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Because people have never seen a park ranger, apparently.

thats ok, people actually think i own a fedora let alone a hat

ya there should be more videos of people dumping milk on there head like this guy

At 8/11/14 11:06 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Well I think my name is very original and creative, thank you very much.

original, yes - misspelled, yes

welcome to #21, wahyahhhhh

It was the trend in 2007, and my "Awesome VIdeos" (an old favorites playlist i've had since I was 15), half of the videos are deleted. It's nuts.

At 8/11/14 11:00 PM, VJF wrote:

At 8/11/14 10:57 PM, Voltage wrote: Illuminati for Life. Illumination for All.

No offense, but only idiots believe in the illuminati.

Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot."

Illuminati is love. Illuminati is life.

Illuminati for Life. Illumination for All.

mitch hedberg, chris farley, john belushi, hunter s thompson, drake sather, now robin williams all have one thing in common - they were all great comedians and potentially actors and all took their own lives

At 8/11/14 08:57 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

you were actually originally #20 on my list, but I realized you wore a picture i made for you. those were great times. so i got #20.

also I have made a note FinaLee that i was discussing the nature of the account name out of satire and parody sake, i was sort of throwing a bunch of random names i saw that made me actually look up the name

why asphyxiation

why mr williams. why?

Voltage is no-holds-barred in this thread today. Here are my top 20 least favorite account names.

20: v0ltag3. This is actually the first account name I used (and publically admitted on the forum), until it was changed to "Voltage." There WAS a Voltage, but it was not being used and had no stats. Thus, I inherited the shell of Voltage as the soul of v0ltag3. Also see my former AIM: "ssbmfan4ever2," "v0ltageswrdsmn7."

19: Reiska3. Although Reiska3 is definitely making some ground here with some ok threads, and isn't a bad user, their name just is so... bland. There's nothing 'spicy' or interesting about it. There IS a Reiska, and I don't see why Reiska3 doesn't just take it. It's good to look actually kind of e-Ficial. But "Reiska3" is just kind of a really ... common sounding name. GAR.

18: Exudaz. If Exudaz wasn't a decent user with an equally decent icon, I probably wouldn't like them. I don't get what "Exudaz" means. Is it Spanish? Is it a misspelling for "Exodus?" I did a quick search and I find "interview with Exudaz," a WoW account, and the thread, "What's good about being a nerd?"

17: Mandeep. Also another quick search brought me this interesting idea that Mandeep is both "male & female," along with a finding of Mandeep Bevli who is an Indian anchor with a comprehensive Wikipedia article with not a single reference.

16: yousuckandthatsad. This user became my fan sometime in 2004/2005. I can't stress how shitty this looks as part of my fan page to see all these wonderful, interesting users and yousuckandthatsad at the bottom. Also, it's misspelled. "you suck and that sad."

15: Ectisity. Yes, you just joined NG, and you made a rather awful attempt at becoming a new NG mod and announced you are from reddit. But that won't stop me from placing you on this list. The only reason you're not #5 is because you said "enoch," so you get some props. But for the most part, it is a weird username. Not the worst, but just weird.

14: matt2k7. Do people remember when putting years in your name was cool? I don't either. Names with years in them suck so much, especially when you stylize it with "2k#" or some bullshit, or like "stonertime98." I don't care what year you joined the internet, putting 98 in your name makes it sound like you're 16 fucking years old.
* WRITER'S NOTE: matt2k7 also has the worst Madness fan animation ever made.

13: poopmcfarts. This is one is kind of self-explanatory. Although remarkably the user isn't immature or even uncool, they stick to the fantastic alias of "Poop Mcfarts." Or maybe it's "Poop MC Farts?" I really can't figure it out.

12: xxSp1cyN1njaxx, which I didn't case properly. CASE AND POINT, I DIDN'T CASE IT PROPERLY. If your name is impossible to pay attention to the case, it makes it annoying to type and just hard to remember. If Spicy-Ninja wasn't their first choice, it should have been. It's like I said; names with years in it suck. But there IS no year in this. That is to say, "xX-----Xx" was born out of the 90s, and you can look that up. People have been wearing that title since AOL chatrooms were a thing.

11: PotHeadParadise. Again, I think I fucked up the casing here but the problem arises as someone wears their personality as their alias. OK, not a bad thing. But what exactly does that say about user 'Potheadparadise?' Are they the living embodiment of a pot head's paradise? Are they the dream martyr in a pot head's paradise? What the hell man? I guess it's better than 420LeafNoSkope but it's still kind of half-assed in a way. Memorable, yes. Appropriate and interesting, not really. Thought provoking? *PUFF PUFF* like totally maaan

10: Klobb17, I am in full agreement. Why would you name yourself after the shittiest, coolest looking gun in GoldenEye, and after the game designer Ken Lobb? That guy actually isn't that awesome. OK, he kind of is, but Klobb17 is kind of a dumb username just because you threw "17" in there. 17 what? 2017? You're 17? Why the fucking number?!!!!!!

9: SonicshadowFans. I think Sonicfangirl1 has met her (probably his) match with this one, because SonicshadowFans not only never posted once but also has only submitted one work to NG which met sharp criticism, and the fact it's "FANS" for obviously 1 user using the account makes it uselessly plural.

8: kwg0u-forgotpassword. See the first page of this thread. What in god's name? I mean it might make you laugh, but holy sweet jesus.

7: i-am-ghey is sort of a weird username. I know it's obviously dancing the wordplay through 'ghey.' But i-am-ghey, you do not strike me as 'ghey.' You strike me as "RainbowReaper666." Or maybe "TheGrimGhey." It's just kind of weird to refer to you as "ghey." Or "IAG," because IAG stands for "I am Gold." And you am not gold. You am "ghey."

6: LeSeanPuffington. The moment this guy became Profanity's unwarranted Bizarro sidekick, I disliked them. I also think their name can be parodied in a variety of interesting ways, like, "LeStuffPackington," or "TheSawedHuffington." Scratch that, "TheSawedHuffington" is a great name with political division and e-rage that would make Profanity proud.

5: klfredagrabau. This account is a junk account, but serves as example of what kind of username you shouldn't take. Or maybe you should, and all your posts parody junk posts. Either way, never make it a garbled African tribe's phrase for "Eat Dick."

4: Greggg558. Not only do we have "Greggg558" with FOUR G's in their name, I doubt their name is actually anything like "GREGGG." Couple this with the 558 and we have ourselves a real winner is the username department. Pass.

3: DragonBallDavid. First we have a serious troll of a user. Couple this as well with 3 nouns. "Dragon Ball David." Ok, we definitely have another winner, and your award is 3rd worst username ever.

2: I have a tie here. "Cheesecheesecheese" and "rendibsivad". Cheese(x3) is basically a forum spammer off another forum with a renowned reputation for being a complete spamming activist with nothing important whatsoever to say, isn't funny, and "CHEESECHEESECHEESE" is annoying as hell to type (as easy as it is). You don't need the same noun in place to have the name. You claim the name 3 times over? What?

As for rendibsivad, I just cannot say the username. Rendipifissad is what I keep saying every time I see them post. I'm just kind of annoyed with typing it out, so if I quote them it's good enough to me. Unfortunately this name just makes it like a garbled journey to PayAttentionLand because I just can't be bothered to keep looking up if "rend" or "dib" is an easy, relateable nickname for them.

1: angrybirds2000. With very few fans, very few forum posts, and a sign-up date of 2013, it makes me wonder if this account is purely a troll account or someone with the galls to think "Angrybirds2000" was a remotely acceptable username. "SpOnGeBoB666," "JakeFinn1994," or "xStimpy2k1x" would probably all be better contenders. Even "Angrybirds2k" would be all right. But the user's trolling nature, Gmod pic of TF2, and low popularity merits this possibly the worst username and prime example of what NOT to be like on NG. I would actually like @angrybirds2000 to explain the nature of how they chose their name.

And that's all folks. BTW, StarF68 is a special mention. I don't get your name either, Mr. Mod.

At 8/11/14 05:07 PM, Ectisity wrote: I dunno, maybe a potential forum would actually need to friggin USe the forum....
The fact that you've been here for 5 years, and the only thing you have managed to accomplish is 5 posts, says alot about your qualification as a mod =_=. Sorry, this isn't a minecraft server.
-Ectisity

Ectasicy Is Right CherryTreed I Think You Need More Post Before You Are Considered Close To QUalification Of Such An Important Position On This Internet Website Hosted By The Great Tom Fulp How Would You Feel If We Were To Go On Reddit And Ask To Moderate A Forum On The Forum There It Would Be Rude And Traitorous And Would Result In A Beheading By Muslims You Should Know Better Just Ask My Homie Ectisity Here He Or She Knows Exactly What Is Up In The House By The Way Shout Out To My Home Dogs Eastbeast And WadeFulp What's Up Homie

-Voltage

I was going to answer this, but then I realized Newgrounds is not the place you really should talk about your preferences and views on it.

At 8/11/14 11:23 AM, CherryTree wrote: I already do on reddit and

form disqualified, go back to the end of the line and shave your neckbeard before you grace us with your odorous, highly toxic internet jargon again.

Most advice here will realistically actually get you raped.

Common "measures" on not getting raped:

- "If I hit a guard, they'll put me in confinement. That'll show them!"
No, you are not "hitting a guard." "Hitting a guard" constitutes a weak maneuver in that you are purposely trying to be placed in solitary confinement to avoid the inmates. Well, you did something to wind up in prison, so you know what they might do? The guards might laugh, knock you to the ground, and potentially put you in an area of harm's way with the intention of proving a point to you that you are there FOR A REASON. There's almost nothing in your favor especially if the prison is legitimately violent, which brings me to point 2.

- "I'll prove I'm the toughest. I'm nobody's bitch."
I bet if you realistically say this, you secretly like fucking yourself with dildos and give off the role of top to women and you can't even partake in gay pride rallies because they're too edgy. Here's the problem with "toughest" argument. You probably aren't crazy enough to realistically defend yourself in jail, and even if you are, you have to start shit with SEVERAL jailmates and that will either get you an unpopular opinion (winding up with a violent outcome or actually being raped), or winds you up dead. You do not want to go to jail, period. You have no clue who may be there with serious crimes, but unless you get sent to a real scary state prison... you're usually all set on this 'excuse.' You don't need to prove anything.

- "I'll fuck them first."
No you aren't, that guy has been in this place for 8 years and you've been here for 8 minutes. You're looking a lot like Bree Olson in a strange tribal land far out in the mainland of Africa. You say you've got a cock, lady? Look, they can carve more holes into you to fuck, and that just increases the risks of STDs and becoming addicting to marijuana cigarettes, worst of all you will bleed and realize that reality sucks as you become society's bitch. But alas! Poetic irony sucks man! Too bad, take 8 for the team you cockslut.

- "@Lorkas comment: Actual rape doesn't occur as often as you think."

"Studies in 1982 and 1996 both concluded that the rate was somewhere between 12 and 14 percent; the 1996 study, by Cindy Struckman-Johnson, concluded that 18 percent of assaults were carried out by prison staff. Christine Saum's 1994 survey of 101 inmates showed 5 had been sexually assaulted. Among women the number is one in forty and the offenders are more likely to be prison staff members."

"Prison staff." "12-14% [of inmates]." The population incarcerated in the prison system of the United States is apparently 2.2 million people, just imagine what 10% of 2,200,000 is - 220000 people. So, REALLY? You don't think the minority here are probably the people browsing on NG, the people that probably don't hustle or have ties in prisons to avoid this kind of thing? And when the rapers are really the prison staff - not the prisoners, who do you think will really be putting a dick up your ass? Hope this is enlightening.

- "Make friends with [ethnic group/political minority/gang]. Easy."
Think again, shit for brains! Unless you were tied with them before the incarceration, you are likely to be treated as stranger's property - in that you own nothing that is you, what you know does not really matter, and who you are is what you are; associations, differences, and affiliation. You are likely to be a nobody in jail. A lot of movies never depict the nobody against these somebodies because the likelihood of presenting the reality of the problem would more than likely also result in a shitty ending.

- "Learn to kung fu! @N1nj4x"
No one can be as cool as official ninjas.

After this dizzying reply to this thread, there is hope yet. When you come to prison you basically have to be forthright about your crime. The pettiness of your crime does not usually have an effect on their attitude, it's the NATURE of the crime. Saying you are in jail for stealing a bunch of diamonds is more admirable than saying you raped a bunch of kids. And, it pays to look educated, cunning, and a confusion switch between good and evil. Swear on the bible, but never break a glance like you're ready to snap someone's neck.

The entirety of prison is a dangerous social atmosphere that is purely psychological. Never make eye contact on your first day, and get to know exactly the ins and outs of the prison - the staff, the exits, the jailmates, the cells, and where to sit at lunch. Just fucking up and sitting NEAR the wrong people result in you either losing lunch, losing teeth, or getting fucked.

Hopefully you get where I'm coming from, if not, better stop doing illegal shit and hope you never get send to this sweatshop filled to the brim with testosterone.

At 8/10/14 09:00 AM, Wavepad wrote: You forgot a bunch. Taz, MVP, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Abyss.

taz doesn't count (he became irrelevant the moment he stopped wrestling). Taz did not initially work for the WWE and actually botched his first match which is typical for anyone running on the lesser circuits. MVP was built to be a star but I think he will stay as a jobber if/when TNA goes bankrupt, should he return to the WWE. MVP is one of those guys that only make 50% of a show. He does not steal shows.

Gail Kim and Mickie James are not true divas. They do not stack up whatsoever to obvious idols like Sable, Chyna, Trish Stratus (maybe only slighty). IN FACT, Mickie James was Trish Stratus' stalker but I had to be reminded of that story -- she did not come accomplished and her skill more or less went to waste. The last good diva (imo) was Beth Phoenix, because instead of look showy and scantily clad like a Playboy model she actually sort of was reminiscent of former WWE divas who were more inclined to take to the sport and get dirty.

No hate on Abyss but his botches are evident of his lack of understanding aerial perfomance, not to mention he was never in the WWE.

At 8/9/14 09:46 AM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 8/9/14 09:43 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 8/9/14 09:41 AM, fieldertiger wrote: All wrestling sucks. It's the same thing over and over again with different crappy wrestlers. Deal with it.

that's because you have no idea who actually make wrestling interesting to watch

Dude. Do you eventually think I would be interested with two people doing the most stupidest things that are ever invented that is considered "athletic"? I don't ever care about you posting videos about them doing the same shit over and over again. Just deal for the fact that wrestling SUCKS to me.

the last time I checked fieldertiger, "athletic" did not always mean videos were the definition of entertaining. not all matches are the same. some are insane to watch, some are pretty awful, SOME ARE PAINFUL JUST TO WATCH (cringe video of the year). wrestling is generally entertainment, it's better than watching a soap opera. because... it's a comedy. you're almost squarely watching it so you catch #mistakes, like when bryan adams totally fucks up this WTF WCW match.

At 8/10/14 02:09 AM, koopahermit wrote: Cuz TNA doesn't have John Cena

this picture made me laugh

john cena being booed by the entire stadium of ECW

At 8/9/14 03:02 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: hum.....

i love you for this understanding, double points for a HHH + Vince reference

@All-American-Badass, yes as of late. The "Botchamania" videos are of dated occurences, that guy will throw in anyone that sucked over the years. Super Dragon, Sheamus, Goldberg, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, and even Sabu's mistake (let's face the reality, Sabu made more mistakes than the number of children Ghenghis Khan had).

@aListers

Most wrestling sucks right now. WWE is actually much worse than TNA right now. TNA were pretty bad at some points but where they are now is acually quite good - at least compared to WWE.

Agreed, see above point. I think a lot of the wrestlers are sick of getting injured over the years, aren't being properly compensated, and they're just "taking" wrestlers rather than really create them. Everyone wears the muscle head "IM GONNA BE THE HEAVYWEIGHT" image. Look at the eras of WWE in Attitude, early 90s, and later 80s. Notice that a lot of kids would be around in the crowd in shots? Well me and my brother were not featured in those shots, but we were at the shows in the Attitude era when Kane was basically unbeatable, The Rock was just turning into a face, and HHH dropped his stupid regal heel bullshit. Oh, and Shawn Michaels was top notch.

Now the "wash-ups" (hate to say it like that) and new blood are at TNA because they are opening the doors independently. WWE faced legal and corporate instruction to really change the face of its business and that's just what you're not suppose to do. That's why WWE sucks. That's why WCW sucked. That's why PWF sucked, owned by Dusty Rhodes. That's why UWF 2.0, UWF (1.0), GWF, WSX, NWE, IGW, XPW (seriously), AWF, and WWAS sucked. Know what didn't suck? ECW, because the crowd was smart enough to know you suck. Go find the John Cena ECW match. Booing and hating for the entire match, and he actually loses.

@Fraydo FRAYDO:3