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At 8/16/14 03:07 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I saw your submission for clockday Barney bunch vs Clock crew. With all the action I had with my blam rifle I couldn't use it on that submission. That was actually decent and had a decent amount of effort in it from what I saw. So while I didn't 5 it I gave it a good vote.

but littlewashu i only made that in 2 days

At 8/15/14 11:42 PM, LittleWashu wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/644464

now wait a second littlewashu, "Strawbertr Ffuckss* A S S" is a great clock day animation. C isn't. but that's ok.

At 8/16/14 02:32 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 8/16/14 01:37 AM, FatBadger wrote: Bad turnout this year what was it like 100 submissions total?

and 4 of them were blamed yay!

i think they were asking for it

At 8/16/14 01:54 AM, TheBlizzard wrote:

At 8/16/14 01:33 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

he's just sitting at his moms house without a job smoking pot

Ever think I was an alt?

and then, TheBlizzard was banned by Wade who broke into his house at night and ate all his pot cookies and made him cry

At 8/15/14 05:55 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Defiance!

in defense of littlewashu, its not an untold rule to "blam" content because that's up to the users. we use to have auras, see? and the reason so much spam passed was because the spammers would HELP pass it, when clock crew numbers sat in hundreds as loyal as hell. but that being said, non clock members would just nail the 0 or 1 and it usually did nothing. you're probably seeing a shift in attitude from the numbers; from the hundreds that submitted crap to the hundreds that instead watch it and vote.

Clock day is more or less a day in praise for clock community, you're kind of suppose to theme the animation with clocks not just submit shit like an idiot. and just cuz the clocks might do it doesn't mean theyre aware it might not pass.

Clocks aren't as funny/trendy when they first came out. is James Cameron still relevant?

just finished an animation for this day. i spent a good 48 hours (between wednesday and literally 12 minutes ago) making this. it's a 48 hour animation and it's legitimately about 5 minutes long.

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  Clock Crew v Barney Bunch by Voltage

  The final showdown of the Clock Crew and Barney Bunch.

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  Under Judgment

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  Ages 17+

Before there was Shrek, there was Adam Sandler. And before Adam Sandler, there was Tom on Myspace. And before all of that, there was Strawberry Clock still going strong.

At 8/15/14 08:09 AM, Spedmallet wrote:

At 8/15/14 08:05 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 8/15/14 08:01 AM, Spedmallet wrote:

alright, tbh i find it offensive your animation wasn't passed but not offensive in that i just spent the last 30 hours working on a 4500+ frame animation which is cracking 3 and half minutes

no you rere, it's a clock day animation coming out today (you know, because it's clock day)
and by the way, don't insult my other shit

CARS DRIVING RIGHT THE FUCK BEHIND ME, I WANNA FUCKING HAMMER YOUR WINDSHIELD AND EAT YOUR FLESH

At 8/15/14 08:01 AM, Spedmallet wrote:

alright, tbh i find it offensive your animation wasn't passed but not offensive in that i just spent the last 30 hours working on a 4500+ frame animation which is cracking 3 and half minutes

At 8/14/14 09:30 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/14/14 04:35 PM, larrynachos wrote:

At 8/14/14 03:56 PM, Voltage wrote: gmod movies too, unless they're really good

They're actually created using the source filmmaker program, not gmod. But I agree. SFM and speedpaint videos don't belong on newgrounds.

As far as both goes, Speed Drawing seems neat and I have yet to see one that's breaking rules. As for gmod / SF movies, we're alright with them as long as it isn't flat-out game playing. We've had gmod videos coming into the portal for years now. Does no one remember this gem?

I just have a problem in the variety of how Speed draw videos aren't ever painting a story, it's watching the painting of a picture. When you think about the theme copied ten times over that's kind of annoying. Now imagine 'drawing' videos have been out since 2007 by the dozens with all this obscure content, followed by the same looney tunes TF2 scenarios duplicated in Gmod since that came out (and then some with Gmods 6 and under in the day), it just looks like a lot of the same...

I am so impatient to want to hit the 1.

But maybe someone will really do something resourceful.

At 8/15/14 07:57 AM, Spedmallet wrote:

At 8/15/14 07:51 AM, Voltage wrote: You know your submission is bad if it gets blammed on Clock Day...

It was probably an MS Paint dick waving in the wind.

I'm so upset about my submission being blamed on clock day that I'm going to kill myself voltage

i actually did not say "you know your submission is bad if gets blammed on Clock Day"

no, mine was an explanation on the reality of clock day; and also spedmallet, i am sorry but Clock Day is a Cult of Personality day, if you were StrawberryClock it would be acceptable if not it's not acceptable

sorry bro

BY THE WAY:

ZeD was taking video content before YouTube, est. 2002/2003 and proven for the year of 2004.

That's a big FYI

At 8/15/14 07:51 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: This article was written my hipsters.

"The website claimed thousands of users, and the series, while somewhat obscure, was nominated for several awards and influenced some US television."

Confirmed.

It only "claimed" users because they were unique - many of the people that had content on ZeD were relatively small in content submitted compared to Newgrounds - think the level of YTMND before it really took off. It only gained so much popularity and the site dropped. But this was done through Canada. You can push edgy things, Newgrounds and Showtime sound like fantastic bed partners.

Take your hipster argument and choke it to the floor.

At 8/15/14 07:44 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 8/15/14 07:43 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 8/15/14 07:39 AM, Spedmallet wrote: the piece of shit I submitted got deleted

what ever happened to this day

You know your submission is bad if it gets blammed on Clock Day...

It was probably an MS Paint dick waving in the wind.

well the tasteless, totally thoughtless submission itself gives the day a bad reputation. in between this we have all these up and down votes. the objective of the day is almost to go 5 happy for clock animations - it's "CLOCK DAY" not "NO CREW SHIT SHOES DAY"

Spam is spam I guess but let's be clear, a 1 frame, 1 layer, 8 brush piece is not deserving of the Portal, Art Portal, DeviantArt, or even on your laptop. That is not spam. That is not Clock Day. That is wasting an entire movie to showcase nothing.

Clocks have some great animations, I could make a paragraph of this shit.

(plug for a dead site, cut me slack)

Have you ever used ZeD Canada? This site kind of hijacked what NG was doing... and put it on the air?! Air being slang for cable.

What an INTERESTING IDEA, TOM

/NGTV2015.

At 8/15/14 04:48 AM, Radaketor wrote: How the hell was the toothpick standing?

I had one of those older carpets - not a shag carpet, but one where you could sort of dig your finger into it. there was a base to these carpets and if a toothpick managed to stick in it would get stuck

At 8/14/14 10:11 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote:

At 8/14/14 10:03 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: What are you even supposed to submit for Clock Day?

just dumb funny flashes that you don't put any effort into

actually, while the tradition has been to flood the portal with shitty pointless content, it's also a "pay tribute" day to Strawberry Clock so clock-based works are best to pass through -- I'm actually sort of finishing up a clock day project which is the 7 year trilogy in the making to this work:

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  Clock Ghandi Day Oh 7. by Voltage

  This is a hot piece of work.

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  3.90 / 5.00

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  Ages 13+

^ if you guys need an example on how easy, shitty things pass. this should not have passed whatsoever and it had a 4.02.

stepping on a toothpick, having it in your foot for like half a month, and pinching a nerve in foot made me feel like I didn't actually have a fucking foot

judgment and judging are oddly not the same thing

call mel gibson, cuz you just came up with the plot to passion of the christ 2 buddy

At 8/14/14 08:27 PM, jake45128 wrote: tom spends lots of ttime on this and i think at least once in a while he should update

he should update with when he has a youtube video to prove that he has got in it

At 8/14/14 06:40 PM, jake45128 wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:37 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:32 PM, jake45128 wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:30 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:28 PM, TitusRyland wrote: Who the fuck is swain?

He means @The-Swain.

i didnt think i would have to say that swain is good enough

swait is good enouf have you hey jake24518 h ave u played madness nexus project by krinkled and swan? FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!!!!! you i think swain should have made the chat i think so too

i have been playing it for years and i love it theres going to be a realistic second comin out yay

wow wow Wait the original maker Madness I coming to make the second mandess Project Nexus what is it called is swain going to be in it, i heard wade fulp is going to be in it, what do yo knowm,

At 8/14/14 06:32 PM, jake45128 wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:30 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 8/14/14 06:28 PM, TitusRyland wrote: Who the fuck is swain?

He means @The-Swain.

i didnt think i would have to say that swain is good enough

swait is good enouf have you hey jake24518 h ave u played madness nexus project by krinkled and swan? FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!!!!! you i think swain should have made the chat i think so too

Old people are funny if they are wise. Old people aren't funny if they're hateful. They are kind of badass, but that's beside the point.

gmod movies too, unless they're really good

I'd like to say my animation coming up right now is actually a speed animation video

At 8/14/14 03:40 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 8/11/14 10:50 PM, Voltage wrote: mitch hedberg, chris farley, john belushi, hunter s thompson, drake sather, now robin williams all have one thing in common - they were all great comedians and potentially actors and all took their own lives

Robin Williams and Drake Sather were the only ones in that list who actually took their own life. I mean, you could argue that hedberg, farley, belushi and thompson all made poor choices with the drugs, but that's not really suicide.

i'll say this again
"WrightOnTarget, please inject a heroin cigarette into my arm and murder me!!!!! thus not self-inflicted death!!!!!!"

At 8/14/14 02:12 PM, Phobotech wrote: Ohhhh shiiit, Terraria references abound!

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